Fist 666 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 dear cali, do you still have access to twr? i lost mine during all this shit. it looks like you've got the white name/dirty dozen thing going on too... fist i guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Dear grd, You're not getting any younger, tick-tock tick-tock love. Just being an asshole, it's kinda my thing, EvilT 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Dear eviltrailer, you're right! Time to start stealing babies from supermarkets. - grd Dear Jesse, I almost feel sorry for what I'm gonna do...and by that I mean I'm totally going to touch you inappropriately. - grdinnit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 dear life i've never been more sure that not having babies was the proper decision !@#$% 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Dear Symbols, That's close to haiku But it is not really one I hate most all kids -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 dear Realism there's a haiku thread i could search and bump it up but who can be fucked !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 dear womans sister, ....................not sure if you texting my roomate for the last week is evil ploy to come over and attempt to steal me from your sister when you visit from indiana next month.. sincereley elis "midwest no ca$h hustla" sies p.s... everything bagels are amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 dear girl, i stopped fuckin' with you and dropped all contact with you a few months ago for reasons we both know why. why do i hear from a mutual friend that you say u still miss me? now here we are back at square one, setting each other up for failure. WTF!? Sincerely, El V. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Dear El Ver, I hate you... that is all.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Dear Miss Symbols, I think you live far enough away to be safe from my baby snatching exploits ;) - grdinnit Dear friend, if you have to date a copper, please don't bring him to the pub, it puts a damper on the whole evening and a table full of silent people is excruciating. - s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Dear grd keep away from my mohawk rocking son, I know you are close enough to be dangerous, however I am figuring he is too old now!! we gotta have a beer soon! Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 dear womans sister, Y U CHANGE FACEBOOK PICTAH WHEN ROOMATE SAY HE LIKE BLACK&WHITE PHOTAGRAPHY!! sincerely elis should really just open a blog and right this shit down instead of thinking out loud sies. p.s.. lulz to scale architecture class projects Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 dear Grd... fuck that pish... my cousin's a fuckin' chocolate drop, and he always asks me what my friends are getting up to, drops names that ring bells through oot the toon and what not... and that shite whenever i see him oot in boozers, i just tell him a lot o' fuckin' shite... it's laughable though, me and a few boys off the site were in a boozer in the toon once and these boys like gettin' fuckin' steamin', i mean like rubber drunk... to the point where they're like morph or something, anyway... this wee baldy boy caught a fuckin' cracker o' a punch in the mooth... pints get thrown, a few coupons get pummeled, bouncers get involved... then the boabies get phoned... turns oot my cousin and aboot 6 other off duty boabies were at the other end o' the bar... and just totally rubbered the whole thing... on the whole "nah, nah, we all just got here" caper... dirty stinkin' shite bags by profession and nature... swerve her.. even if she's no with that boy at the time. she's probably that way inclined and will waffle shite to him so he gets the overtime and she gets the odd bunch o flowers and/or blow job and meal oot the hoose... dear dj hardman. you're iye lettin' ays doon anah... cheers... dear chris... i dinna ken if you drink as much as me, i dinna really fuckin' care either... however, i realise that you lost your dad to the drink tae... i know you were young, but that doesn't give you an excuse to act like a fuckin' dildo all the time. i realise your girlfriend is hard work, but you're no exactly easy either man, i see the way you act wi weemin' oot and aboot... so how can i convince her you're ahright when i see you're no... yir a fuckin' rare cunt man.. but i really have to hold back from stickin' the heed on you at times.. really at times you can be a fuckin' minter... i'm sure i am anah... but you know i'm here for whatever, there's nae fuckin' use livin' in the past... and dinna be drinkin' bottles o the fuckin' tonic, that shit's full o fuckin' caffine. how're yi gonna sleep that off... fuckin' easier takin' an ecto... i love yi man.. and yi need to sort yir self oot... i'll see yi the moarn nae doot... Rolf... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Dear Decy, He's definitely too old now, I was thinking more along the lines of a little one that can't talk yet...more specifically one that can't scream 'help, she's kidnapping me'. - grdinnit Dear Rolf, I like it when you've had a drink and your accent comes out :) She's okay, I don't see her often and wouldn't say owt to her I wouldn't want known anyway. Loose lips an all innit. - grdinnit Dear dears, I have ANOTHER funeral next week, since the beginning 2012 two of my friends have died of cancer. One most likely preventable. Please wear sunscreen innit. - sadgrd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 dear grd, sucks dude. keep yer head up. -noestradimbus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Dear Christeezy, I don't come in here often, and I know that I'm late to the party, but just wanted to say congrats on the up coming addition to the family!Glad things with you and the man are going well too. Miss ya! -Seyseysey! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 dear liver, you got f'd in the a on the long weekend. cheers for holding up; crime p.s, Karneval in Köln is hands down the biggest long weekend ive ever experienced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 dear respectable fellow oontz members and bitch claiming my name, so i recently decided to take up an alias for my lil art and stickers i've been doing for well over the last 6 years. i've had a number of shows under my real name and am having the first one under said alias this saturday. now i have another name, naturally, which is completely different then my art shit. and in the wonderful world of graff n dance one ought to know better than to take anothers name. however. to the point now. i am wild heated to find out said new alias is takin by some super hot hipster dj bitch and i have zero intentions on changing it because i'm older, cooler, and using it for something completely different. thoughts feelings appreciated. thnx. -noestradimbus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 dear ad firms, hire me. -INJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drumart Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Dear England, stop increasing tax on alcohol, that extra 50p for sainsburys basics rum is killin me. thnx DA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 n-mare, do you. Bitch will prob quit in a year anyway. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydigital Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 dear symbols, where can i acquire the bacon shake? -b Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 dear customer... please, please dinna be yir fuckin' dick-heed of your usual self tomorrow... dear work... please be ahright tomorrow... please be done by aboot the back o' 2... i canna be fucked wi this kickin' the arse oot o' fuckin' five o'clock caper... dear overseas people... why in fucks name are people goin' so fuckin' mel gibson bat shit insane for these galaxy foamposites? there should be a picture of them in the dictionary under "moon boots" perhaps i am gettng old. or every single 17 year old these days is just a complete fuckin' faggot... Rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Dear Rolf They look like fucking clown shoes I dunno why people would wanna wear them, then again I'm even older than you! Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Dear Rolf and Decy, I had to google those gay ass rainbow booties, wow just wow. I feel bad for the poor hungry slave children hand-cuffed to sewing machines that are being forced to make those. Evil "been rocking vans since 89" trailer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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