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dear caliG,

 

i know right?

 

mass

 

dear old people eating happy meals at the bus station,

 

might i join you?

 

mass

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Dear ultimate crush/best friend for 7 years,

 

Thanks for coming out man. You know.....its kind of silly but sitting next to you drawing and smoking weed while watching futurama made my year. Tu eres mi media de naranja y todo mi corazon.

 

Laughs

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Dear Slim.

You and your fellow classmates did an amazing job with the run of

Hairspray. I got goosebumps everytime someone sang, and it

almost..(well, it does) bring a tear or 2 my eyes to watch you dance.

You worked very hard, pulling 14 hr days for the last month.

You are amazing, and I know you will go very far.

I cannot wait to see what you will become.

 

 

ps. these are just a few songs that will not get out of my head.

 

 

the curtain closed..

DSC08292.jpg

 

I love you. You are my rock

-Mom

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dear Boab...

 

as funny as your story was aboot going to a prostitute with £30 in various 1 and 2 pence pieces was, i could've done without you telling it whilst i was standing beside my father...

 

some awkward questions were asked of me later...

 

 

 

 

dear girls that appeared half way through the night...

 

you were both very good looking and you clearly knew that, but i can also imagine your weekend revolves around attending opening parties for new hairdressers and cocaine...

 

you would be aboot as exciting as a fart on a night oot...

 

rolf...

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Dear Alcohol,

 

Thankyou for making normally mundane social gatherings, good looking girls with shit personalities, shit looking girls with slightly better than shit personalities, Mondays through to Sundays and boring sporting events tolerable.

 

Your loyal fan 5.

 

 

Dear Drugs of various description,

 

For many years we have had an agreement that you would be strictly a weekend thing. However lately you seem to be messing with my body clock which is effecting my 9-5 struggle. We've had some good times, and some great times but if you keep annoying me like you are presently I may have to bid you adieu.

 

5

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dear specky cunt in the boozer...

 

swapping your pure whoore o' a girlfriends tampons for party poppers is fuckin' superb...

 

on yir fuckin' self!

 

well remembered...

 

rolf haggis...

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Dear 12 oz folks,

 

Thanks for all the nice stuff y'all said when I was super bummed on my pops.

He is out of the hospital and doing waaaay better.

Fucking strongest man ive ever met in my life.

 

 

Laughs

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dear facebook,

 

im tired of all the drama you caused.

 

i deleted you today.

back to the old way of keeping in touch with people....

 

..phone calls.

 

cG

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Dear Cali,

You're still chillin in my friend list... I thought you said you deleted it haha.

-seyseysey

 

Dear BBOAT,

I miss you :(

At least next time warn me when you're gonna fall off the face of the earth!

:lol:

-seyoyayosharingherpeanutbutterpretzelswithbboatthenmakinghimasammichafterwards1er

 

Dear homeworks and projects,

I got you by the balls bitch, bring it on.

I've been through worst, so you don't phaze me.

-me

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Dear Lou,

after the initial sadness of your death now I'm just angry that you could be such an utter twat.

 

me

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dear libyian rebels,

 

give me a time and place and ill have 4 well trained mercs to fight for your side. gahdafi wants to use african mercs well let you use american mercs. mercs mercs mercs mercs mercs. i didnt think i said it enough in the letter.

 

RU.

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dear cali,

facebook? what's that?

<3 ssn

 

 

dear ssn,

 

exactly!

hey, how you been??

i was talking about you with "my lady" yesterday.

she was asking if i had heard from you.

 

cG

 

Dear Cali,

You're still chillin in my friend list... I thought you said you deleted it haha.

-seyseysey

 

 

 

 

dear sey sey,

 

no, my "real" facebook, not my caligula fb.

 

cG

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