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Dear eye abrasion/scrape/whatever they told me it was, I forgot,

 

Yeah, you felt about as nice as you sounded. Three days of antibiotic drops every couple hours and I'm feeling all right though, good enough to throw a disposable contact in and scope out females in slutty outfits tonight. It's nice to be able to see again.

 

-Realism

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Dear Bakersfield dislikers.

 

inside jokes.

 

Souls.....isnt it past your bedtime?

 

oh, I forgot, you dont sleep well either

 

zzzzzz

SM

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Dear Parental Unit,

 

You know I smoke weed. I went to court for it. You can't get mad over some blunt guts in the garbage. Also would you stop acting like you know everything there is to know about weed. Because I'm not going to get arrested, and If the piss test is in a month I'll pass.

 

Sincerely,

RR

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dear few people i know here,

 

life is good .. i have 2 daughters and a nice house..

good job..my own office..i'm not really sure whats been

going on in teh Oontz world but i hope it involves tits.

 

__-Mr. Maker aka thebumpmaker aka corn feed breed nation>

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Dear hangover,

 

Good job on making me puking this morning.

Thanks for fucking off while I drove back home while

my fat friend was being a bitch.

 

-me

 

Dear j,

You're making me sad.

Jussayin

-ms

 

Dear everyone,

Happy halloweiners

-seyeerrr

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dear sey sey sey...

 

hope you are well. now cheer up!

 

dear mate... you are soft as my first shite. i don't see why you feel the need to act like you're a fuckin' gangster in front of everyone. we all know you are a puff.

i can't wait until you get the steroid rage so i can slap you all over the fuckin' shop as soon as you step oot o' line.

 

 

and stop sniffing so much coloumbian marching powder. it makes you even more of a fuckin' arsehole...

 

ya prick

 

yours sincerely

 

rofful haggis.

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Dear Rolf Haggis!

 

How have you been? Haven't gotten any drunk messages from you for a while.

I would have left you one last night but I passed out.

 

-seyseysey!

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dear suki,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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get the fuck out of my bathtub..i need to take a shower

 

RU.

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dear newer bigger better...

 

i take it you are not aware that scotland consumes more cocaine than america...

 

true story.

 

 

 

dear sey sey sey...

 

i intend to be fairly blootered drunk within' a few hours. i shall PM you then if i am still able to type...

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dear fb friend,

 

 

 

 

you needs to hook me up with some of that ass from your friend..cause me and her got mutual friends and hopefully our naughty parts will become friends.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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sincerely elis "its been a minute since i got laid so i'm not too sure if she's hot or not since my standards are ultra low" sies

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Dear rolf hagggusssss,

Awesome! your pm' always cheer me day up hahah

-seyseysey!

 

Dear fishdicks,

Be thankful your hangover wasn't as bad as mine yesterday.

Fuckin ugly ass hangover.

-seyzoo

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Dear Laughs,

Your Welcome..?

i tried, thats all I could do..

 

didn't know if it panned out or not.

i meant to hit you back to check.

 

Have a great night.

S<M<

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Dear homie,

Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un.

Im really sorry about your dad, its gonna be a rough night, just take care of your mom, and sister and try to stay strong. Im here for you. hopefully you call.

Sincerely,

Freaks.

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