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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear foot,

keep on, and i might go get you x-rayed today.

ouch,

clumsyoner

 

dear dude who owes us years of child support.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......

that lame ass offer of a 'settlement' for the last 9 years which is around 1% of your annual income had me laughing all week. I would like to settle soon, but probably not as soon as you need your passport. I have all the time in the world now. we're geeeeewwwd now

it's nice to see you sweat finally,

baby mama.

 

Dear handsome.

you are the best.

I <3 U,

ese eme

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Dear Sleep,

 

I appreciate all the zzzz's you've been giving me lately, especially since you avoided me for so many years in the past, but come on. What's with the weird dreams making me wake up and think I missed a class or work? We both know I don't have to work or go to school!

 

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Dear Me,

You're an asshole, you constantly make shit hard for yourself. Not only did you bring this stupid alcohol bullshit on you but you had just potentially fucked shit up with the girl you love. Way to go dumbass.

 

RR

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dear christeezy,

 

try melatonin or tylenol pm. might get you in an earlier schedule..... but both are habit forming i believe..... what's new? :)

 

- puddles

 

 

 

dear poz,

 

life is gay. if you lived here i would be a solid for you dawwwwwg. i'm stable!! sorry shit sucks right now, it will get better blah blah blah. listen to matt and kim. that's what you told me.

 

- spnw

 

 

 

dear oprah fucking winfrey,

 

you are ruining my steez. one of my top 3 favorite things to do is get stoned and watch planet earth and the like. i was psyched when i saw life was coming out. finally got them all taped and got it going last night. your fucking voice is killing me. and then i spent half my attention span watching the first show writing this dear no homo to you in my head. my brain is fucked.

 

- muddled

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Dear Upcoming Weekend,

 

You will be awesome.

 

IOU

 

P.S.

 

Next weekend, pay attention to the awesome from this upcoming weekend. Take notes, you will be tested.

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dear mother in law,

why?

why did you have to pass away? im in complete shock, becuase i just saw you exactly 10 hours ago. you seemed fine cracking jokes at me & making me help you with the stuff for your new home. this is such a trip for me. idk what to think. sadness just came over me when i got the call. didnt even sleeep for the rest of the night, i prayed for you. i cant even begin to imagine how your daughter feels. i will be there for her, always and help her get thru this. even tho it seems impossible, i will give it my best shot. i will miss you alot, you were like my second mom.

you will always be remembered in my heart.

RIP

 

-yiyo

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear mother in law,

why?

why did you have to pass away? im in complete shock, becuase i just saw you exactly 10 hours ago. you seemed fine cracking jokes at me & making me help you with the stuff for your new home. this is such a trip for me. idk what to think. sadness just came over me when i got the call. didnt even sleeep for the rest of the night, i prayed for you. i cant even begin to imagine how your daughter feels. i will be there for her, always and help her get thru this. even tho it seems impossible, i will give it my best shot. i will miss you alot, you were like my second mom.

you will always be remembered in my heart.

RIP

 

-yiyo

my condolences
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dear marco , milky and calig.

 

 

i saw our flaming lady and she is still as crazy as a time spent there. plus calig the one big gothic girl was there and was hell sweet she rembers us.. strange. and on a side note the bar there is my new spot after work cheap driks naked hoes and strange converstaion...

 

 

 

souls the the rebel

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Dear Devin The Dude show tonight (on 4/20, hehehehe),

 

I'm sure you will be epic! I hope I get hella (ding!) awesome weed smoking flicks backstage!

 

 

-(soon to be) contact high oner

 

 

 

 

 

dear GhostSoulKilla,

 

:lol: awesome!

 

 

-TFV, Houston Chapter

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