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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Ralphy Fats,

 

:lol: x 3!

 

Its all good man, I'm not mad! This will be a great year for me at the games, regardless of the score!

 

-brighter side oner

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

mARCO....

 

ME TOO!!

 

ITS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE any bragging abouts wins was even an option.

 

you know I got love for ya bro. Im taking my slr to our home opener and I will see if I can take some decent pics......marcoesque shots if u will.

 

-FR

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear new job,

 

i think i am going to like you. i get to be an absolute fucking nerd to people and i love it!! i don't know how i despise people so much yet am so good at and enjoy interactions with strangers? hopefully you will help me be less stressed and angry in general. thanks.

 

- puds

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear IOU,

 

yeah...my exgirlfriend sent me some dark chocolate from 60 miles away, and paid over $5 just to ship it...fuck that!...next time im out there, im buying a couple pounds, and freezing them.

 

cG

 

dear sooki,

 

i should buy us cupcakes on saturday, and save them till monday...but they will probably be gross by then :(

 

cG

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear ride to school.

I kno you on the junk top tip

and its cool that you are giving me

that ride because i really have no

other way there but all this "hey im

a be by to pick you up at 6:30 AM

so be ready shit kinda sucks. Last thing

my probation ass needs is to have

the flik roll up while im waiting on

you outside the trap.

abcdefg.....

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear... anyone,

 

What's a good name for a bottle of soda? (7 up, Mountain Dew, Pepsi, ect) Something that hasn't been used.. need to come up with one for a school project.

 

Sincerely,

Drawing a Blank

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear tootsieroller

 

i have had the name "caruthers" in my head for about 2 days. hope that helps

 

 

-me

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear _______

 

 

I won't kiss her, maybe hug her but I don't even like her

I might get it, hit it, split it but yo I'll never wife her.

I'm Rowdy Roddy Piper, (yes) but when she can't decipher (what?)

Love for fucking no fussing, buzzing, she out my Sypher. (ahh)

Come thru in a Viper (Viper)

God damn I might white nike her (yeah)

Yeah she straight, but get it straight, underestimate I might just dike her (dike her)

You fight and fuss wanna bite her, (damn)

Lock your girl down just like rikers

I ain't gotta do that once I hit your shit the damn bitch will life her (forever)

This dude wanna write her (write her?), e-mail, text and type her.

He a runna, I'm a gunna, baby girl, a sniper (sniper)

Roll the blunts up, ma I'ma get the lighter

I'll have you squirtin' for certain, yeah bring a diaper.

Milk, Lemonade, I'm a fucking renegade

Handguns, hand grenades meet me at the center stage. (stage, stage)

Baby boy go hire a squadron,

My crib got more poles than the fire department. (Ahh)

 

- cameron "killa cam" giles

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dear cigarettes,

ive been smoking you for almost ten years now. im not ashamed to admit i started fuckin wit you at a young age cause i thought bitches liked a rebel. now i realize what a major turnoff you truly are. youve stained my teeth more than coffee ever could, you make my clothes smell worse than a night at the strippers, plus youve made a twenty something year old feel like he's got the lungs of a fifty year old mine worker. you also took the life of one of the most influential people i had recently. did i mention the price of you has nearly doubled in the last eight years? you fuckin faggots i hate you. im quitting all your shit tomorrow, ive set the date, and this time im sticking to it.

 

bastards, see you in hell.

 

-smokinforthelasttimeWORD

 

 

 

dear 12 oz,

im wondering if cold turkey is the best way of going about this shit. im a pack a day smoker and have been for at least 5 years. ive tried the patch, but that shit didnt work, i still felt the craving to do something with my hands. my homeboy said get candycanes and nicorette.

 

any suggestions would be much appreciated.

 

-sW

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Kurt Suzuki,

 

Thanks for knocking the bottom out of that bitch in the bottom of the 9th.

3-B 2-S 1-0, pitcher damaged his catcher, then we scored our winning run.

OAAAAKLAAAAAAND

 

-T00Legit

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear west of here

Whats up with this 45 and rainy shit.

send something else

bags

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dear chris,

im so glad we made up

i missed you.

it was great to see you last night.

<3 ssn

 

dear chops,

2011! ftw!

<3 ssn

 

dear giants,

tomorrow can't come soon enough.

got my giants tshirt, giants hoodie,

giants jacket, giants hat ready to wear.

<3 ssn

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dearest Sooki,

 

See you in 2011!

 

Chops

 

 

Dear West Coast people,

 

I hope I get to meet you all too.

 

C.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Chops..

 

Cosign.

 

-FR

 

 

Sooks,

 

I love you.

 

-Fat "breakin out the giants basketball jersey tomorrow" Ralphy

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Blue Jays.

Even though you guys are expected to do worse this year than you did last year, know that I will still rock your classic fitted with pride this summer.

 

Doser.

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Dear Mudpuddles,

 

I have no idea where it is, but if Portland is anywhere near the West Coast then we will hook up for sure!

 

Chops.

 

 

Dear Fishbanana,

 

I cant wait to meet you chica, I promise I wont be creepy or try to propose to you haha

 

C.

 

Dear Cali,

 

Yeah dude, gonna be over in Feb/Mar 2011, hopefully for 3 weeks or so! Lets hang out, ill take all the average size girls you turn down!

 

Chops.

 

Dear Cat,

 

Why have you been biting me all the time i've been writing these, you are biting me right now asshole.

 

Your human leader.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear chops,

 

we are about 8-10 hour car drive north from bfish. still on the west coast though!!

 

- spnw

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear chops,

 

you can have all my thin women rejects..lol.

 

cG

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