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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Sookzilla,

 

Thank you for my postcard!

 

Chops.

 

 

Dear Cold/flu, whatever the hell I have,

 

Please go away.

 

Chopshatesbeingill.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

DEAR DIARY,

 

I HATE FOOD THAT ENDS IN AUCOMOLY GROS

LOL

WUT

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Cold/H1n1/HantaVirus or whatever it is i've contracted

please disappear. if you fuck up my 21st birthday tomorrow i will be salty as all hell, and even more bitter about the weekend trip to chicago.

Thanks,

Took

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Toots,

LOOK AT THIS!!!

 

hello_kitty_sushi.jpg

 

We should make these. I blogged fancy spread we had at work today and while looking for pics of a happy kitty, came across these. Very Love Kills. Haha.

 

I want to eat them.

 

Love,

Santana Beam Me Up Scotty!

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear IOU & Theo,

 

thanks for kicking it with me when i was in l.a.

 

 

dear boat n hoes,

 

thanks for kicking it with me when i was in san diego.

 

 

cG

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Cali,

 

It was good hanging out with again.. Hopefully I get up north fairly soon.

 

IOU

 

Dear Cops and court folks,

 

Thanks for being a complete ass monkeys and sending me to the wrong courthouse. Nothing like wasting a day in all the wrong lines and then finding out you can't pay by credit card.. Even though it says to do that on the notice they sent me. And you can't forget the clerk giving me the wrong number to the other courthouse. Glad I read through everything to get the right one.

 

IOU

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear IOU,

 

sorry to hear about the court situation.

 

next time im in l.a., more chicken, waffles, and rugelaches!

 

cG

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Cali,

 

Thanks man.. Next time you're out here we are going to do Dim Sum, but proper.. Or even better Korean BBQ.. There is a spot out here in the Valley that is top notch..

 

I'm going to take an extension on my fine.. Having some extra money next week is more important than paying that shit off right now.

 

IOUtain

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear iou,

 

im down for the dim sum....chinatown in sf has all you can eat dim sum spots...got any out there?

 

by the way, i went back to that deli and bought a pound of rugelaches!

 

but i ate most of them in the last couple days :(

 

cG

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Dear Cali,

 

We got the all you can spots, but there is a good one in Monterey Park. Damn good food and on the cheap. Why more spots can't be like that is beyond me.. The Korean BBQ is the real deal as well.. I need to go back get some of those rugelaches.. Don't be gettin' high on your own supply fool.

 

IOU

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

chinatown in sf has all you can eat dim sum spots.

 

dear caligula,

 

i need to know now! where are these heavenly sounding places?

getting the next flight !

 

Thanks mang!

Schni "luvmahdimsum"Tzel

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dear scnitz,

 

they're everywhere faggot...

 

jk i don't know if you're gay.

 

but they do exist. i've been....

 

but my fav are the 30 dollar all you can eat sushi spots..

 

-14 kilos.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear god,

 

 

 

thank you for letting me be mentioned in the black hipster thread only twice.

 

 

 

 

 

p.s

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Army with harmony

Dave drop a load on 'em

 

OPP, how can I explain it

I'll take you frame by frame it

To have y'all jumpin' shall we singin' it

O is for Other, P is for People scratchin' temple

The last P...well...that's not that simple

It's sorta like another way to call a cat a kitten

It's five little letters that are missin' here

You get on occassion at the other party

As a game 'n it seems I gotta start to explainin'

Bust it

You ever had a girl and met her on a nice hello

You get her name and number and then you feelin' real mellow

You get home, wait a day, she's what you wanna know about

Then you call up and it's her girlfriend or her cousin's house

It's not a front, F to the R to the O to the N to the T

It's just her boyfriend's at her house (Boy, that's what is scary)

It's OPP, time other people's what you get it

There's no room for relationship there's just room to hit it

How many brothers out there know just what I'm gettin' at

Who thinks it's wrong 'cos I'm splittin' and co-hittin' at

Well if you do, that's OPP and you're not down with it

But if you don't, here's your membership

 

Chorus:

You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X

Who's down with OPP (Every last homie)

You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X

Who's down with OPP (All the homies)

 

As for the ladies, OPP means something gifted

The first two letters are the same but the last is something

different

It's the longest, loveliest, lean-- I call it the leanest

It's another five letter word rhymin' with cleanest and meanest

I won't get into that, I'll do it...ah...sorta properly

I say the last P...hmmm...stands for property

Now lady here comes a kiss, blow a kiss back to me, now tell me

exactly

Have you ever known a brother who have another like ah girl or wife

And you just had to stop and just 'cos he look just as nice

You looked at him, he looked at you and you knew right away

That he had someone but he was gonna be yours anyway

You couldn't be seen with him and honestly you didn't care

'Cos in a room behind a door no one but y'all are there

When y'all are finish, y'all can leave and only y'all would know

And then y'all could throw the skeleton bones right in the closet do'

Now don't be shocked 'cos if you're down I want your hands up high

Say OPP (OPP) I like to say with pride

Now when you do it, do it well and make sure that it counts

You're now down with a discount

 

Chorus:

You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X

Who's down with OPP (Every last lady)

You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X

Who's down with OPP (All the ladies)

 

This girl ah tried to OPP me

I had a girl and she knew that matter-of-fact my girl was partner's

that

Had a fall out, disagreement, yeah an argument

She tried to do me so we did it in my apartment, bust it

That wasn't the thing it must have been the way she hit the ceiling

'Cos after that she kept on coming back and catchin' feelings

I said, "Let's go my girl is coming so you gotta leave"

She said, "Oh no, I love you Treach" I said, "Now child please"

You gots to leave, come grab your coat, right now you gotta go

I said now look you to the stairs and to the stairwindow

This was a thing, a little thing, you shouldn't have put your heart

'Cos you know I was OPP, hell from the very start

Come on, come on, now let me tell you what it's all about

When you get down, you can't go 'round runnin' off at the mouth

That's rule number one in this OPP establishment

You keep your mouth shut and it won't get back to her or him

Exciting isn't it, a special kinda business

Many of you will catch the same sorta OPP is you with

Him or her for sure is going to admit it

When OPP comes, damn-- skippy I'm with it

 

Chorus:

You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X

Who's down with OPP (This whole party)

You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X

Who's down with OPP (This whole party)

 

Break it down!

 

 

sincerely elis six

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear IOU,

 

i killed the last 3 rugelaches this morning :(

 

Dear schnitzel,

 

you didnt have any all you can eat dim sum in chinatown when you were in frisco???...there are a couple places with all you can eat dim sum for really really cheap...fly back here, and we'll go!

 

Dear T14K,

 

didnt you make a new screenname?

oh, and yeah...i found a dope all you can eat sushi spot...food is pretty fresh too!

 

 

cG

 

p.s. schnitzel, your name sounds delicious.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear drunken me,

 

 

 

when the fuck did i eat something with lettuce.... and why is it all over my desk keyboard and moniter.

 

 

sincerely robotron the planet destroyer

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear marco...,

 

 

naw not yet.

 

 

 

p.s the wait is fuckin killin me. i have had to take the most massive leak for the past 15 minutes but all i can do is hit the refresh button every 10 seconds.

 

 

 

sincerely doing the uber peepee dance oner

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear marco,

 

 

 

 

vip is like having sex with 5 very large korean girls at the same time in a hot tub on an greyhound bus

 

 

 

sincerely bright ass screen name oner

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear bay area weather,

 

I really appreciate you being always nice and sunny

these days, but come on, us fog city residents were

not made to be comfortable with such sloppy and sweaty

conditions. It's fall already for crissakes, cool down a bit

por favor, and we will be friends again.

-MSizzle

 

Dear best friend/travel buddy/client,

 

Girly, lately you've been getting on my nerves like

crazy. I don't know what's up with you but you've

grown into a conceited, numb nut of a whore. I tried

to stop you from cheating on your boyfriend, but you didn't

listen to me, and proceeded to sleep with a guy that you

barely knew. I'm no prude, but as a close friend, you

just lost a good chunk of my respect. I listen to your problems

because I care, and I give you advice because you ask for it,

and I tell you what I think is right.

You never listen to me, and I always end up telling you

"I told you so." I'm starting to doubt traveling to NY with you,

since you will only be a kill joy to my experience. You can't

just call me and give me an attitude over the phone, so I turned

my phone off just for this evening so you would get the point.

I hope you realize you need to make better choices in life, and you

better shape up or ship out, oh and don't ruin this trip or else I'm

gonna be trippin big time.

-M.S.S.

 

Dear oontzers,

How you guys been lately? I haven't been lurking around here

as much as I used to. Tell me whats uuuuup!! :lol:

-Missus motha fuckin seyer

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Ms. Seyer,

Please bring your friend with loose morals to NYC and hit me up when you get here.

I'll keep her occupied for a while.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear oontz,

 

some bitch owes me money. said bitch avoids me like the plague, and then when i text her asking if she's going to send me the loot or if i'm going to have to come find her, says "come find me, let's break some teeth." so i'm like, alllllllllrighty, i'll see ya real soon.

 

then said bitch's mother sends me an email saying she'll pay me and calling me a "sad, selfish, desperate excuse of a human being." do i:

 

a) insult the mother back for emailing someone thirty years her junior and calling her names?

 

b) let her know that her daughter is not only a fat brat but also a coke-sniffing dickmonger?

 

c) kick the bitch's ass anyway?

 

d) email the HR department at her mother's job and let them know that she is handling personal business on the work addy?

 

or, e) all of the above?

 

your opinion in the above matter is greatly appreciated.

 

thanks!

zee.

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