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Dear ________,

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear 1988,

theres lagging then there's laaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggiiiiiiinnnnnggggg!

i wanna see them too you know.

<3 ssn

 

Dear Mag,

always a good time.

<3 ssn

 

dear snow,

thanks for nothing.

you ruined last night.

<3 ssn

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear BFish,

Guess what I found in my wallet?

That dudes card.

Do you want it?

<3 ssn

 

Dear suki,

:lol: Maybe.

sincerly- B. fish

 

Dear left nostril,

I cant breathe! Please stop being

full of gross shit.

I miss having a functional nose.

-Banana

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear girflriend,

 

yesterday was a nice suprize

but you should have stayed longer

and have not been on your period

no sex is a lame saturday night

 

-No Red Wings Oner

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Dear english teacher,

 

your classroom smells like skunk.

your assignments do no good.

your trying to prevent me from a future.

 

- M.s.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear Ms.,

 

does the Ms. mean that you are a female?

 

jussssswonderin,

 

cali-gula

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear 12oz,

 

See you when I see you.

 

IOU

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dear sook,

 

i'm back. got the hoodie. had the party for the little face.

i'm sick of hannah montana. sleepover silly loud faces at my house.

kids have germs.

pizza, soon. i had too much this past week.

maybe mexican, again, or bbq?

 

mg

 

 

dear shelton, wa.

 

you sucked so much ass. i wasted too much money

trying to win back the money that i already gambled.

you are not comparable to any nevada casino.

i did however enjoy the bubbly hot tub, and decor

of my spa suite.

 

me

 

dear seattle airport,

 

thanks for being somewhat enjoyable, as i did have to spend

6 hours there waiting for a flight. your beers were delicious, your

food, alright, security checkpoint, nice, and i liked that you had

many places to keep me occupied.

 

double d

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear beers

where the hell are you

I'm hungry.

 

-nothirstyMcHungry

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Dear eatso,

Start planning on making a trip down here soon.

We have some awesome to tend to.

Yes,

B.A.C.

 

Dear dude,

The countdown to romance is on.

I am drawing up the plans for the Fortress Of Lovitude.

It's going to be pretty magical.

Blastbeats And Cuddling.

Corpse paint and pecan pie.

Rest up now, cause you ain't gonna have time to sleep once you get here.

Love,

That one.

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dear ain't no holler back girl,

 

yes, it was. too bad i had to be there for so long.

tall glasses of hefe aren't cheap.

at least i had an enjoyable journey home.

 

sheboobalaboopi

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Dear MilfGrenade,

I will be back in Reno Sunday - ?

Lets do Mexican and beers.

I would like to get a bday gift for

sassy face oner. What is she into

these days? Myspace it to me,

I won't be on here for a couple of days.

<3 ssn

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dear milk...

 

congrats on 10,000 posts...wherever it happened at...

 

unstoppable!! nigga what!

 

dear hBhA,

 

check ID????....you lost me..

 

cali to the mo fawkin G

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dear local rock station,

 

i was having a shitty day...until my drive home...when you played metallica's 'one'....

 

that made my day alot better.

 

to bad theres no props button on my stereo.

 

cali-g

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Dear Boner Pill offering spam,

Thanks for being humorous for once.

"When unzipping means unleashing a monster...watch ladies ooh and ahh with delight"

-fester

 

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear my academic life,

 

 

 

Please don't die.

 

I need you baby.

 

Just get me through this semester. Then I'll treat you right. I swear.

 

 

the bands gonna make it.

 

 

 

 

-floundering in three chapters to write in a month.

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