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Dear Hired Labour Team,

 

If you motherfuckers don't get here soon, I'll be happy to start some visa revoking on your arses. If I start work at 5am on the word that you 'want to start in the cool of the day' - and your arse isn't here even before 6am - protester gets PISSED OFF.

 

Cheers,

Protest

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Dear baby daddy,

 

eat a dick.

 

 

ps.

dont forget the balls.

 

 

dear Kid,

 

you have always pushed me to go above and beyond.

you can do this.

 

 

ps-

your dad is a dick.

 

 

dear anyone who lives in pacifica, Ca,

 

if I give you an address, would you visit it and make someones life miserable?

 

 

 

-doubleX

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dear criminal justice system,

youre being very effective right now, so props i guess .. but fuck. probation? why?

 

dear ol' girl,

fuck outta my head!

 

dear $x00 oinkartltd shipment,

time to cancel you and be good.

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dear life

 

i am completely over giving any sort of a fuck

 

!@#$%

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dear peoples

 

 

this is life as a manic depressive.

feeling better today

thanks guys.

xo

 

!@#$%

 

 

 

geez i almost signed that with my govt name

i lots my brain

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Dear workmate...

 

you are a fuckin' bell end... look at yourself...

 

it's like happy hour all day long working with your suicidal self...

 

can you please just admit defeat and shave off what looks like a birds nest on the back of your head... your barber has left a hole in the haircut he gave you...

 

i know you may well be rather jealous of my full head of hair when you have to walk around lookin' like you've worn a lampshade as a hat...

 

plus are you gonna be a fuckin' prick all your life?

 

you need to not get so super excited aboot the horses tae, the only time you're ever happy is when you've lost money... get a life you sad cunt.

 

Rolf

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Dear Rooolf Haoggis,

Hi.

-Ssssseyer

 

Dear B,

We're on and off,you give me hell, I'll hate but love you.

At the end of the day you're the only one I can come back to...

whether we're dating or not. I still got your back, and I'm glad you still got mine.

-Ms. Firstname aka suckaforloveassnigga

 

Dear BBOAT,

Hi. Hang in there, it's almost the weekend before you and your girl can

chase away snakes with cudgels like drunk Steve Irwins aka St. Patricks.

-Seyoyayoms14longasssignoffinthisthreadoner

 

Dear SMXL,

I literally live on right by the border to Pacifica, CA.

Is there some asshole that's distressing you from here?

-$eyer

 

Dear INJ,

Hang in there, we're gonna do big things, remember?

Stay outta trouble, son.

-M.S. 14

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Dear potential employers,

 

Stop using all the fancy and complicated words and jargon in your posting, it's all bullshit. Just hire me already and we'll skip the song and dance. I'm only going to do half of all the requirements, and very-sub par by the way. You get what you pay for.

 

Dear pizza place. You're a shitty pizza joint, I guess I'm glad you didn't respond.

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dear moh, your a fuckin faggot and i should fuck you up. you live next door and you got me fired over nothing, even after i covered for your fat ass lazy girlfriend every single night. snake. mother. fucker.

 

dear drugs, fuck you too

 

dear peanut, please get your shit together, your fucked.

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Dear Dubai & Bangkok & Angkor Wat & Hong Kong

 

it is fucking ON babies!!!

 

 

!@#$%

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Dear banks...

 

really? after waiting all fucking weekend for Monday to come, you couldn't reach a decision to tell us weather or not we have the hoose?!? you haven't told us we have the highest bid? i'm presuming we do though... seeing as you're being wee stinkin' shitey bastards aboot the whole process... all that said though, please can we have it for such an amazing price? i'll make it super bonny and the fact i can bench withoot even leaving my door is just superb...

 

dear seyseysey

 

oh hai...

 

dear pending interview...

 

hurry the fuck up, i can't take much more of this joab...

 

dear oil company...

 

please refund my money, you have quite a lot of it... and i really want to use that to go to London and see A Tribe Called Quest play their first gig in the UK since i was 6 years old...

 

dear symbols...

 

i am jealous of your desire to keep travelling... but please keep doing it and showing us your rather spiffing photographs...

 

Rolf

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dear !@#$%,

 

I have a sneaky suspicion he wont.

 

but i think we all want to go. (most of us)

 

picture thread.

 

sm

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dearest SM

 

wouldn't that be insane, if we all went on that trip?

i'm into it.

 

pics will happen

 

!@#$%

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dear massive luggage and roller bags

 

go die a painful death

i hate what you've done to airport escalators

 

 

!@#$%

 

 

 

 

 

 

dear cali

 

i travel like a feather

31 countries and i don't own any luggage. at all.

i carry a messenger bag. ghetto but it works.

 

!@#$%

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Dear Federal Government,

 

You can only govern those that consent to being governed. Good luck.

I gotta gun too.

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