suca Posted December 17, 2006 Author Share Posted December 17, 2006 dear eastbay come to the great northwest intsead. sincerly, the triplet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Dear EBPH y Siete.Trece, You should, but not tonight because I'm about to pass out and I have to be up early so I can get drunk and watch football. Sam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 dear mortals... death is a destiny we all must face... :skull2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Dear Edoggg, I already told you that you're totally on my list. My letter was to officially add Sam to the list. Seven.13 wants to know if you're in the city proper or if you're on the outskirts. The word outskirts reminds me of upskirts, but I'm not allowed anymore because I'm engaged. Word. PiratesRus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Hey Edogg, you know Dick's burgers? Or um...eh. The Thunderbird motel? I've never stayed there but it looks ghetto fab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Dear ribs, You are tasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 dear raisinets, i enjoy eatting yous everyday after school, while viewing 12oz stay tasty! your pal, ICB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 dear sassy black woman, first of all you shouldnt tailgate me. i know you didnt know when you started but i tend to hit my brakes fairly hard and will slow down to the point that i piss off all of the drivers behind you and they start riding your ass. also, you looked to be at least 35 so you should know that when you pull up beside a white guy in his 20s who is covered in tattoos you should probably keep driving. chances are that person is going to fuck with you as i did. anyway, i hope you learn how to drive and i also hope i ruined at least 20 minutes of your evening, if not your entire night. p.s. - your daughter licked my ass the other night. thanks, boogie hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Dear Tits, Women need to start finding the right bra size to support you. They're either to loose or to tight and you need to be cradled properly for me to get a good view. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Dear People Buying Lottery Tickets When I'm Running Late, I just wanna swoop in and buy a pack of Newports And your dumb ass is asking about motherfucking numbers and buying quickpicks and number 15 scratch tickets. Just give me your fucking money. It's faster than buying tickets and you get the same amount back. Choke on a dick, After School Special hahahahah. I hate this shit. I'm just trying to get my arizona tall can and pack of marlboros and there's a line 15 deep of this losers dropping half their check on tickets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 dear michigan motorists, do the fucking speed limit. please. 45 means 45. not 35. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Dear 31 year old woman, Seeing you again on sunday was nice. Making out with you was fun. A relationship however I am not a fan of... There is a 10 year difference between us and I can't deal with that. Don't get me wrong your an amazing person and I actually think if you were my age or even 5 years younger I would date you and we could become emo together. Your a perfect match for me,smart ,quirky, the same sense of humor, beautiful, but the age thing just fucks it up. It was cool when you would come to shows then I would meet you at your place after to break it down but I don't think I even want that anymore. Plus you just got out of a relationship and I hate being that dude who gets caught up in all the drama of an ex-boyfriend. Whatever... I am dissapointed because you were the only person in like 2 years that I even wanted to be with...I just cant take the age thing...Sorry... Wish you were younger... Young Juan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4thefence Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Dear Snowbirds, Go back to frozen piece of shit State. Stop invading the great Valley of the Sun with your Winnebago's and your Lincoln towncars. Just die at your own home. If I have to miss a fresh green light light because you are to fuckin' slow to clear the intersection I'm gonna drive over you. Arizona doesn't need your tax dollars. Die, the fence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Dear Little piggy that went to the market, Please come home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Dear Stanislaus County, Please entertain me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 hahhhaa.... Dear armpit, My head needs a rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Dear left shoe, Where the hell are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Dear Ray Romano, I hope you choke to death on something so you can finally make me laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted December 18, 2006 Author Share Posted December 18, 2006 Hey Edogg, you know Dick's burgers? Or um...eh. The Thunderbird motel? I've never stayed there but it looks ghetto fab. oh my god... dicks burgers... the best there is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Dear NIN, You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you Help me I broke apart my insides, help me Ive got no soul to tell Help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuckk you like an animal My whole existence is flawed You get me closer to god You can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings You can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything Help me tear down my reason, help me its your sex i can smell Help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal My whole existence is flawed You get me closer to god Through every forest, above the trees Within my stomach, scraped off my knees I drink the honey inside your hive You are the reason I stay alive Thank you for making playing out the fucking shit... SomeJuan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Dear ***, I miss your face a lot. Stop being utterly homo and come home. love always, thatcatwiththeface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Dear SFC, Please stop ragging all my pieces...just because I had the fucking MENTAL ABILTIY to come up with an original name and style does not mean that you should get mad, steal your daddy's spraypaint and write SFC over me...I care not about age, I will crack your fucking skull. P.S: Marc Ecko is a smelly douchebag....all his clothes with graffiti on them deserve to be burned...and if he likes graffiti so much...will he mind some of my fill-ins on his house and car? Please ask him for me. -Se Four... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Dear digital camera what did i do wrong? i wouldn't have though that 10,000 photos in three years was too many but apparently you did. Why'd you delete the last month's worth of my pieces you SD card formatting motherfucker. I thought we were friends I took you everywhere. I'd like you to meet my new friend sony. I hope she'll be nicer than you were. schnitzel Dear Lunch will you please hurry up and come? Cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 dear 2006 where the fuck did you go? rushinsky sky scraper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr.Maker Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 took the words right off my key pad.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the man the myth the GOON Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 dear tattoo, stop itching dear vagina, come visit me, soon.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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the man the myth the GOON Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 dear ess and cee, think of this as an intervention, the last 5 or so posts of yours are making you get AIDS and black. we all care about you and really want to see you NOT have AIDS or be black. -tmtmtG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 dear chubby girls, i love you. Eat another treat. love matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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