suca Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Dear Russel Stover, please tell whoever is ejaculating into your cordial cherries to please stop. thought i just bought an unfortunate batch at first, but the next time- same thing. im sure he can find another place to release his pleasure juice. thank you. Dear Univrsity of Oregon, i tihnk you made a bad decesion in letting Xhibit pimp your football jerseys. metal grating and helmet decals should be saved for a mini van driven by a nerdy asian. if you want my advice, go back to basics. youve alreaqdy exceeded the XFL absurdness. let me save you the trouble "dear edoggg, dont create threads for ranting/venting. thanks, ________." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted December 12, 2006 Author Share Posted December 12, 2006 Dear Marc Ecko, i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your graffiti game turned out to be a joke among the "graff culture". im sure this is a shock, we all thought it would do very very well and be ultimatly respected, but alas we were all wrong. please do better market research before you release your next game to avoid being indefinatly mocked. or, just dont make any more games. or clothes. or shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the man the myth the GOON Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 don't be GAY edog. russel stovers is shit, don't blame them because you gave them too much credit in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted December 12, 2006 Author Share Posted December 12, 2006 they are. just not the jizzed cherries. but i can see why youd like those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 I thought the Ecko game was fun... Yeah it's a joke, but as a video game it wasn't bad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the man the myth the GOON Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 wait what? i was talking shit on stovers AND you... i don't like no jizzed cherries. i don't even know what jizzed cherries are. busted hymens? i don't think i can find those in aisle 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted December 12, 2006 Author Share Posted December 12, 2006 aisle 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the man the myth the GOON Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 oh. new perspective. recipes coming soon! get it, coming! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai'm going to bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted December 12, 2006 Author Share Posted December 12, 2006 goodnight dear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 when i first started using this name i posted in almost only Dear John, format. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted December 12, 2006 Author Share Posted December 12, 2006 dear iluvboxcars you should keep writing in dear john format. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Dear San Jose, Stop buffing shit rediculously fast. That shot I did last weekend that got buffed within the 4 hours it took me to go back and take a picture? Yeah, that's fucking rediculous. How the fuck did that even happen. Do you have it out for me? Love, iloveboxcars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Dear ex girlfriend, You should tell your fiancé that you have been regularly having sex with me and break off your engagement. Sincerely, *** **** aka ***_***** aka tarkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Dear Jebus, Save me. Homer J. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Dear Whoever is buying Russel Stover chocolates, That is just too much. Maybe in 10-20 years you will also be buying from K Jewlers or whoever. Please. I eat snickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Dear *******, That was pretty cool. That time. Creeps like creeps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Dear world. Stop not realising that i am a fucking genius. worship and obey you shitfaces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Dear girl i want to fuck hella bad, Why are you saving your virginity until you are married? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Besides blabbidy blah blah blahd (aka I have been drinking) Dear Peoples of 120z, I am not a total hater. i swear. Also, I just smoked a cigarette while peeing - mid post, didn't wash. But what I really wanted to tell you is that my friend moved very far away and I send emails to him, now and then. More now than then. They might begin, ________, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunt double Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 dear beer, thanks for helping me to forget my problems. love always, stuntacus m. doublevich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 dear cruel world im going to go cry and put on my eye liner kthanxbai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIKISM Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Dear girl i want to fuck hella bad, Why are you saving your virginity until you are married? Dear girls who save your virginity for marriage... that's how you bitches end up old maids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 dear santa-cruz your sound mad emo mang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Dear Zerocool, You're on the couch right next to me. We're gonna play some Wii Bowling. How's the beer? EBPH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Dear Prof. S, The questions for this final are fucking retarded. Seriously, this is an incredibly well respected institution, and you've got me memorizing my answer for a question that begins: "Say you discovered a time machine..." Fuck you Sincerely, Mackfatty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 In response to EB Beer good. Sandwhich good. Life decent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Dear Dude on that show Man Vs Wild, Stop being a puss and getting sick all the time, if only you remembered your SAS training. Also stop giving away secrets that people pay to learn Love, Sneak Survival School Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 dear 12oz... i am ______ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 dear republicans, thank you for ruining our earth, bringing the archaic values of religion into politics and destroying peoples lives with intolerant legislature. please continue reproducing and creating large families. i want as many of you around when the planet implodes. regards, boogie hands or perhaps... dear graffiti writers, please stop taking yourselves so seriously. we write on shit that doesnt belong to us which puts us in the company of toddlers....and well...thats about it. it is very unlikely you will parlay any fame you gain into an art career and the girls you are currently pulling are semi retarded at best. i would suggest you start smiling a little more and realizing that while what you are doing is juvenile it is also fun as shit and should be treated accordingly. p.s. - you are not a rapper. stop it. all the best in the future, boogie hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Dear Downtown Christmas shoppers, I understand that you're excited about christmas, and feel the need to stop in front of macy's windows and gauk, but please, for the love of god, MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY WHEN I'M TRYING TO GET TO WORK/SCHOOL. Thanks for your cooperation, and have a splendid holiday season. Love Always, catface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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