!@#$% Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Dear !@#$% not as yet - but if nothing tonight, tomorrow she's booked in so either way it's gonna be cool! travelling days are over and I kind of couldn't be happier! poppaschnitzel dear schnitz AWWWWWWW. good luck! !@#$% dear symbols... this vegetarian life is the fuckin' business... Rolf (vegetarian) Haggis ken like ah that haggis yi get wi ah the nuts an that in it ken? dear VegHaggis glad you like it i'm enjoying veganism. tell ya what, someone found out how old i was the other day and straight would not believe it i attribute it partly to vegetarianism. many rewards and of course, pat yourself on the back, cuz vegetarians do more to help the environment than any other lifestyle change !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU_TOO Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Dear Veggies, Thanks for all the extra meat... /nohomo. IOUisnotpayingyouback BTW, just got a veggie cookbook to help balance out the amount of damage I do to myself... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 dear schnitzel, cool! yay mg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 dear Schnitzel... congratulations... i realise i'm late on that... dear symbols... cheery! i've kind of done it by accident. tried eating healthier foods, and then decided not to bother with teh meat again... i do look a lot better, even if i've been drinking beer the night before, i don't wake up anywhere near as rough and looking like an aids victim for the rest of the day... Dear potential new joab... can you please get back to me as soon as humanly possible... I really am beginning to understand why psychopaths shoot up their entire workplaces... Dear mate... I don't know if it's justified you "pushing" your girlfriend after she belted you in the coupon... I don't care too much either, but can you please sort that shit out instead of asking me to go and shoot water balloons that are hanging off of trees in the middle of some fuckin' damp pishy forest miles away... i would rather watch the rangers play fitba'... Rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 dear catface, for reals? thats all we get? a hi and a bye? remember all the fun times you and 12oz had together?!? cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Dear Schnitz, Congrats on being a daddy! -Seyer Dear self, No more edibles for you. -Seyerrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 dear co-workers, i hate you all. especially the ones that snitch to management. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Dear Cali, I shall co-sign you on this. I hate everyone at work. -seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Dear coworker, sorry I had to snitch you out to management, but you are a fucker and I'm not going to lose this job because you can't do your job right. Shoulda let that kid punch you in the face too, but I didn't want to see anyone go to jail. Consider yourself lucky, you whiny little bitch. -RespectmyEmployeesAlways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 dear co-worker... cheer up, you have a face like jeremy kyle told you; "you are the father!" Rolf... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Dear new co-worker, Why did you apologize for swearing? You clearly haven't been here long enough to see how we operate around here. Hoffmanator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Dear ex-coworker, you got what you deserve. If you're in over your head, you can only tread water for so long. Thank you for the job opening. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 dear almighty congrats to you sir. it as good laxin for a few today the souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 dear soul, C-C-C-Combo breaker! :) cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 dear universe, thanks for the coincidence !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Dear Republicans Fuck you and your umbrellas. Cilicle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 dear 12oz, I know its been a few weeks since i've been on, seems you have handed out a few new yellow/orange names. which reminds me.... i never got my green name back...last years renewal. and a few messages later. love love. XXXL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 dear almighty congrats to you sir. it as good laxin for a few today the souls dear souls, thanks. Was good Dear oontz, this place is dead cliched post #972 also. this happened almighty... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Dear Summer, I wish for you back. Winter isn't cool, bro. I hate having to wear lots of clothes and shit. Come back to me, baby xo FK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 dear life, everyones having a baby or becoming a mod.. i guess its time to grow up & really give it a 110% as a spoon-playing subway musician Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Dear Almighty. thats one serious baby. I see a full beard by the age of 7. congratulations friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Dear the almighty, I've said it before and I'll keep saying it. He's fucking LUSH!! Sniff his head for me then write a haiku about how rad he smells. Much love aunty S xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Dear grd, Babys smelling like raw chicken and breathe like pugs Wouldnt change it nope Horriblepoetoner Dear smdoubles Thank you. No beard yet but hair everywhere. And hes not as serious now. Hes starting to smile. Proudalmighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Dear almightypapa, Congrats! He's gonna be a heartbreaker. -Seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 dear almighty, i meant it when i said- you are going to be a great father. lucky kid, he is. sm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 dear almighty, congrats man! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 dear beer, see you very soon xoxo FK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 dear almighty might might your mini man is adorable. and ur woamn is awesome. thnak u for being a friend. plus your baby makes me want my newsest addition to be born now. its that new babt smell souls of the lost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 dear souls, thanks. Was good Dear oontz, this place is dead cliched post #972 also. this happened almighty... Dear 12oz, True story. Just saw mom dad and baby at my work. Dear caligooola, Congrats. You are moving up the 12oz ladder. SSN 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 dear suki wtf:smiles: me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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