micahhawaii Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Dear saturday, Thank you for spoiling me with college football allday!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BackAgain Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Dear toilet, Thank you for letting me sit and spent some good times but don't forget about the bad times. Appreciate buddy BA Ps. I'll see you very soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Dear Rolf, I barely understood a word of that :) - grd Dear dears, I've had an awesome morning thus far, the sun is coming out and I'm pain/stress free for the first time in ages. It's gonna be a good week :) I hope you all had excellent weekends and have an even better week to come! -happygrd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Dear Train I Painted A Couple Hours Ago, Gotcha Kind Regards, Fred Nurk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted September 26, 2011 Author Share Posted September 26, 2011 dear oonzters is there a schoolin thread? seems like a lot of people these days are going back to school. stuckinschool edogggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 dear edogg it's [partly] the recession. people can't find work so they find something else to do might also be your age group !@#$% dear istanbul ---> london only a few days now !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted September 27, 2011 Author Share Posted September 27, 2011 dear symbols i dont blame them. just finished undergrad, was planning on waiting before grad school but now im thinking i should just stay in school as there arent jobs out there anyways. growingupsucks edogggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 dear whomever, what the fucks the point of drinking fancy tea with antioxidants and dosing yourself with vitamin C if you STILL end up getting sick! motherFUCKagerm! shit is some bullshit. real chalk. -nastY noes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yonis Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 dear people around the same age as me, and french people who are pessimistic, there is ALWAYS work to be done, and jobs to be filled. ALWAYS. - me dear noes, are you saying that because you know someone who does that and still gets sick? - me again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 dear either incredibly sarcastic or incredibly obvious captain yonis, yerP. DerP. -sickly noes is sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 Dear NOES, that's what you get for working with lots of little walking germ factories. I read an article a while back that said you need to take 50mg of vitamin C per KG of body mass and don't take it all in one go, spread it out throughout the day. feel better soon innit, grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 dear humans for me, it's all about the handwashing might seem OCD at first but i stay healthy !@#$% dear youth there ARE always jobs.. just less of them as people age they become replaceable have perseverance and determination. and of course, connections and luck. ha . easier said than done in many cases once you land that job you like, make yourself indispensable !@#$% dear lady who T-boned me today glad you weren't going faster these old bones aren't doin too bad i guess but i'll probably be seeing you in a few days [see below] !@#$% 'insurance' scam artists: $100 copay? fuck off !@#$% dear new wide angle can't wait to touch you in your special places love, !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 dear self... been doin ok cuttin doon on the beer... keep it up and remind yourself you are no longer a professional when you are oot and aboot... yir back to bein fuckin' canned aff o' twa pint again and well done for being a gentleman and not kickin' seven shades o' shit oot that boy infront of his wife and kids in the tesco car park... even though he definitely deserved that shit. oh and keep up the sketchin'... you normally don't... dear nike ootlet shoppy... please hae some fuckin' rare gems this weekend... it's too far to go for another pair of air max 1s that i can only wear to the gym... plus i need to get the young ain something decent for his 18th dear symbols. i hope you hae a bra holiday and get a bonny tan an shit... but watch oot for the men over there... they are as fowl as my mouth ROLF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 dear 12oz, these are pictures of walls i have painted this summer. x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x sincerely elis von sies p.s lulz i just nostalgia'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 p.s.s girl...you live a few blocks away... we have mutual friends.. its a shame you are married. cause id buy you a expensive burger king meal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 dear moogs, she's pretty cute but that chest piece is a real bummer. fist dear marriage, sigh fist dear puppy mabel sleeping on my chest, i should not let you sleep now since i know you will wake me in the middle of the night, but its so damn cute. fist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Dear Vegas, I can't wait to rage!!!! Halloween weekend is gonna be the shit. -Mhawaii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 dear fist, yea not so much of a fan of the chest one but its an excuse to look down her shirt at the least Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 dear spambots what did you do before the internet? were you the one who plastered a neighborhood with flyers? !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydigital Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 dear moogle, did u know u get a free ice cream cone with the purchase of a value meal from BK? free dessert for your neighborhood friend. -b 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Dear airport bar Entertain me -delayedflightairportdrinkingalmighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 dear boy-o's cheers fir ah the weed smoked in the pub and free beer and free j-egg-oos... dear chrristoph.. stop bein a dick to your lass... i ken she's hard work, but so are you... dear joe king... your mother blessed you with the best name in the world... dear oontz... i watched a four foot nothing man, wearing a three piece suit and a motha fuckin' bow tie swagger into my local pub tonight not only singin eye of the tiger but making the "DUN...DUN-DUN-DUN ... DUNDUN!" noise too... my mate thankfully recorded that caper... but you can hardly hear the boy singin over my laughter...i'll be sure to share the joy if it ever gets uploaded to teh internets... you can't actually see too well but it's the same boy in the suit here... "Rising up!" ROOOLF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 dear capital 1. Why are you charging me interest? I paid my CC balance in full and you are still going to touch me up for 17 dollars this month... Whats up with penalizing me for being responsible and paying my shit in full and on time. any of you know why this is? Is it a mistake? There are 2 interest charged fields, Interest of the Period and interest on the year. I'm looking at interest this period. Is a period one month? Beyond this why did my APR go up 2 points? They bump my credit limit and raise my APR. Feels like they just gave me more rope ~Abcscrewed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 abcs, pay off the balance, and close the card. Capital1 has been the biggest pain in my ass to clear of of my credit history, and are capitalizing interest still on my balance, with a 10% apr. It's not a mistake, it's them trying to get money they don't deserve, but you have to pay it. Fuck Capital Wan. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted September 30, 2011 Author Share Posted September 30, 2011 dear edoggg nice job getting that contract approved on the last day- last 5 credits of undergrad earned through a teaching internship? rad. now get your sponsor from summer to stop losing those essays to he can turn in your fucking eval. jesus. sosuperedumacatidoner edoggggggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOPE NOT Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 dear tiny kitten, just realized you were sleeping in my kimono sleeve... after you sneezed in it...ah, you're still cute tho. love, cat-luvaluva ............................................................................ dear evil bastards, text i rec'd on 9-19-11: it was timmy's body pulled from the water NO NO NO he was beaten to death last night then thrown into the creek at the point. TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY i cry my funny friend no more crazy 4am phone calls no more laughing till we fall down no more fighting with the deli guy who won't sell us beer on sunday morning then finding beer at the gas station anyways remember that? i wanna see your smile with that missing tooth you broke more cell phones than anyone fighting with your girl i lost count at 12 dear murderers, yes all 3 of you, you sick motherfuckers ruined your own lives & the lives of four families TIMMY. I wish I could've saved your life. Missing you dearly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 Dear offthywallz you are a motherfucking beast, un-fucking-undeniably multi-talented super hero, super villain. You don.t walk you fucking float, how the fuck do you do shit like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 dear oontz... i watched graffiti rock this evening... and it was the best thing i have ever seen in my entire life... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 dear work project thanks for being so nice to me and signing my shit off and letting me dipp. AA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOPE NOT Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Dear Life, Please take me with you. Don't hurt me anymore though. Please wrap your love around me. Standing on the edge of a feather Expecting to fly... Love, Bruised not Broken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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