zebradrips Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo vulcan, raven has nothing to do with my porn. we welcome submissions from consenting adults but cannot guarantee publication of said submissions. but if you are going to, there has to be something funny about it. funny is the new wet vagina. sincerely, zebra ps - and i'm sorry but i'm quoting that in homosexual entonces. it had to be done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted May 1, 2009 Author Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear zeebs i think hes talking about how did you get VIP status... and brought up boobies cuz for a while girls got VIP free. or maybe he just wanted the ok to send raven teh noodz edogggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo zebra bahahahaha so like what constitutes funny? carrot in the ass? monkey? an unborn fetus? also if i inded send theese pics how would i be sure that they dont spread all over the interweb? vulcannotgay dear edogg yeh thats it i was wondering on how i could get a membership for the dirty dozen lol v Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear edugggadocious, ahhhhhh. my b, makes sense, i get sidetracked with shameless self promotion pretty easily. good lookin out, ZBRDRPS dear vulcan, oh, that. yeah, ladies get into vip for free. just like in real life. and re: the pics, they would ostensibly be all over the internet. if you're not down you don't send them, all that legalese is in the release agreement that all submitters must fill out. and yeah those things are sort of funny. but step your funny game up. except carrot in the ass, that's just...no. dickoramas, dicks on one of those mini finger skateboards, dicks in aquariums with fish swimming around them, dicks with writing on them, dicks stuck into random household items. stuff like that. no big deal. hearts, zee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo zeeeeeeebssss lol im not down BIG V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear vulcan, don't mind me. i'll just be over here crying softly into my pillow. z Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo z wow so you really wanted to see my junk in a bowl of cereal or some shit huh? hmmmmmmmm maybe we can work something out lol V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear v, cereal huh? i guess that could be cool, but not the dick going into the bowl of cereal at an angle. you would have to figure out a way to cut a hole in the bottom of the bowl and keep it watertight so the milk didn't leak out. that way the head would be rising out of the milk like a dick mountain. but yeah...that could actually be pretty win come to think of it. do they make dick-shaped cereal? they must. z. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted May 1, 2009 Author Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear zeebs head to seattle and check out the erotic bakery. sounds right up your alley penispasta edogggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear e, fuck yeah erotic bakeries are the shit. i got a homegirl here in nyc who does that shit (and other shit): she is clearly very talented and has promised to make me dick cakes for our next party. z Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo zeebs ill have to see what i come up with v Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear vulcan, V.I.P is 18 bucks for a year. or 6 bucks for half a year or something. i'm sure you got 18 bucks to spare. -boater dear co-worker, finally all that flirting we do is coming to something. keep leaning over and pushing your breasts together when i talk to you. tomorrow night its on after dinner. -loveboat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Ooontz, Wish me luck, I have an interview with a design firm at 1 tomorrow. Pretty fucking pumped. -Nervous Oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenwings Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear C-Walk, Good luck and smile a-lot =]=]=]=]=] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear KFC. You tasted like shit. There is no way chicken can be naturally as big as the Zinger burger I just ate. Fuck you. 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Gangster-walk, Good luck tomorrow. Take a deep breath and let those people experience some epicness. - m. sey Dear brother and nephew, Happy birthdays you two. I'm sorry I didn't get to see you on your birthday today, but I called you both earlier I'll make it up on saturday by bringing food and drinks to watch the boxing fight. I'll even win all the tickets in those games at chuckie cheese, even if I hate going there, and let little kenny choose whatever prize he wants. Oh and not to mention, I got you k'nex. -nanni Dear oontzers, It has come to my attention that I'll be soon reaching a 5,000 post count. What will come about? Will I fall into a huge vortex that will kick me out of this earth, or will it just become a brand new four digit number? I guess it doesnt matter. -missus seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear seyer, where are my k'nex bish. you aint get me shit for my birthday, fuckin' absurd woman. -madboat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear enragedboatski, I thought we discussed this last night. But you didn't tell me you wanted them so bad. What would you get me for my birthday huh?? -k'nex dealer seyerzeeler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear barber Real shit b, my line up is on point a muthafucka over here lookin' fresh, so with that said seattle here I come. BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear Milky Way, you are a beast. rillo rillo, cool MILKY WAY, whoooooooa whats up. nahmean? pizzzzzzzyoskiwoski :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{OneSevenNine.com} Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear edogg, ready to watch me get my tattoo? excited! thanks for the creampuff! here we go! santanalinas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear sey sey, That made me laugh out loud, like actually laugh out loud. Thanks. -walk Dear Santanaaaaaaaaaa, Remember it's not right unless it hurts. You reminded me I have to finish my ribs when I get the money. It's been about 2 years since I last got any work done. Shoot. -walkskie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{OneSevenNine.com} Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear pizzza pizzy, i am on the kitchen table getting my heart tatt, edogg is watching russian vampire movie with phil collins. this is a good night. you should be here cracking jokes and drinking lone star! we are all snacking on cherry garcia, tacos and pho. yeah! love your sanantonio banderas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear santanania bonderos, Did you say Cherry Garcia, tacos, and pho? Oh, and at home tattoos? You are living life at it's best right there. blinky, sey sey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Santantonio, i dig the heart a ton! its super duper rad. me and lil bro are listening to musicas and smoking motas! i wrote my uncle an email about visiting so hopefully i can get that worked out soon. aannnnnnnd me and my homie started working on some..... stuff... for some.... people ;) its gonna be radddddd gotta figure out how to ship it haha. -pizzzzzydunkareli :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{OneSevenNine.com} Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear seyer, yes, i am at home eating the best of foods, hanging with the homie smelly, edoggers and the infamous phil collins. i am a very lucky girl to have such awesome people in my life =) dear pizz pizz pizz (that is the sound of the gun) look forward to getting something in the mail! or by plane train or automobile! dear handsome man i am dating, i miss you, come home soon! santanalinas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{OneSevenNine.com} Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear see-walker, texas ranger it's true. we are putting in the color and it stings like a little bee. it's cool. he is the homie. get that shit done! smelly just got his ribs done and claims they hurt tons. good luck with that. hahaha santana double post murphy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear santanaB+M up for another trade? I lost my seattle mariner Number one fan name magnet off my fridge and would like to replace it! hit me with what you'd like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{OneSevenNine.com} Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear schnitz, the jewish kangaroo, send pm of what it is you like and i will make happen! i'm ot sure of what i would like in return, but i am sure whatever you come up with will be suitable. send me the best australia has to offer a lady! st. bananas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear banana stackandwild multobene grazie! schnipples Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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