del_paso_killa Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear SSN, only if you promise to still respect me afterwards. lil twinky ese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear twink, i promise, but only if you refrain from wearing girl pants. oh i heart you! <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeroer Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear mermaid porn, Thanx for sharing that site, but i can see all the hot naked preggo i want to in real life, just can't fuck it. I'm afraid you missed the point of my last letter. Maybe someone can hook you up with a dog dick or two for the sucking. Not just a website. sincerely yours, ZeroerMcZerohiemer Sr. p.s. i stole your flix again dogfukker!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear sook, i would like some fancy hair clips. our new luxury apartment home is comfy and nice. you will need to come over for some of mama's home made dinner as soon as we finish putting everything away. p.s. your roommate and his boyfriend can come too, and we'll have a scary movie triple date. love, milky mama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear milk, mmm... home cooking... (i went back to no meat so tomato sauce sans meat) triple date? that means i will have to scrounge up some dude. im going nack to reno this weekend, i miss you guys. tell sassy pants this time she will def play with pugs. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ssn, scrounge up the mens. we will be getting the rest of our shit out over the weekend, and will keep you updated as to when it would be acceptable for your presence. in the mean time,we might have time to venture to your neck of the woods for some dog lovin'. mg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear sooki, i so dont wear girlpants anymore. but i ball in my wifebeat. uncle twinkay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear sooki, i spent the greater part of the day sketchin in your blackbook, you better like it! c to the G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear master kush, you make me happy and hungry. and a little sleepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear my pet dog, Stop fucking farting. Sincerely, GFV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear new haircut, you look great but you are tooooooo short!!! fuck it took me 2 years to grow you and he chopped 4 inches off. im sad. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheesh Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear sexy(big)ass girl in the tight pants at wal-mart, thank you for coming into my life, i shall cherish the picture of your big voluptous booty that is on my phone until the fiancee comes home in the morning. since she is on the rag, i may even think of you when she sucks my dick. that being said, the siren-call of your ass interrupted my racking, so i will be conserving the paint tonight..... fat-booty-lover-oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear sheesh... pics or it didnt happen (you should know that it was coming) -Walker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheesh Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear c-walk if i knew how to get my pics off the phone and onto here, without my phone company raping me, i would gladly share -sheesh p.s. i love this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted March 26, 2008 Author Share Posted March 26, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear sheesh fuck you. i hope your fiance is a total dirtbag ho cuz no one else deserves to be given the ol' "youre on your period so you better suck my dick, and while you do im thinking about a ho from walmart" ultimatum. sounds right to you? well, someday youll get a nice swift kick in the balls that will leave you puking blood, borderlining castration. dont worry, im sure youre ugly as hell and are a pussywhipped bitch. /nofemenistrant edogggggggggg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear edogg, wow cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear california, see you soon yeee! el duck beastyyy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Banana Fish- I didn't get any shots of your tags when I was in town. If you have some, I wouldn't mind getting a few. Dear Cali- She looked Rican. She had a placa on her neck and some broad-ass shoulders...and was rocking a tanktop when it was 50 degrees outside. Dear Suki- That IS a good sushi place. My ex lived at Arguello and McAllister...we'd go there quite a bit. Next time that you're out there hit up Burma Superstar on Clement around 6th. -Shai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Banana Fish- I didn't get any shots of your tags when I was in town. If you have some, I wouldn't mind getting a few. Dear Cali- She looked Rican. She had a placa on her neck and some broad-ass shoulders...and was rocking a tanktop when it was 50 degrees outside. Dear Suki- That IS a good sushi place. My ex lived at Arguello and McAllister...we'd go there quite a bit. Next time that you're out there hit up Burma Superstar on Clement around 6th. -Shai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Banana Fish- I didn't get any shots of your tags when I was in town. If you have some, I wouldn't mind getting a few. Dear Cali- She looked Rican. She had a placa on her neck and some broad-ass shoulders...and was rocking a tanktop when it was 50 degrees outside. Dear Suki- That IS a good sushi place. My ex lived at Arguello and McAllister...we'd go there quite a bit. Next time that you're out there hit up Burma Superstar on Clement around 6th. -Shai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear shai, triple post oner? cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear HBO, Stop playing the Breakup. -Gasface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali- I was posting that when 12 oz went offline for a bit. Figures. Let me know when you're going to be in SF. I'll be there this weekend to drop something off. -shai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear everyone who've lived in SF ever, I was talking about how awesome the bars are there and i got a twinge of nostalgia. They are so soulless here. Thanks for the awesomeness. Good stuff, H P to the to roxide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheesh Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear edoggg, my fiancee is definitely not a dirtbag ho, but thanks for your kind words. she has an almost insatiable sex drive, and wants to suck my dick when she's on the rag, don't hate. i take solace in the fact that this chick's body was BANGING, to the point that my girl would be like"i wish my body still looked like that" and pretty much force me to take a good look at her ass by talking about it. i don't know where she came from, but she was not the type of chick i normally see throughout my day. and when i get super high my mind sometimes wanders, even while recieving fellatio easily-distracted-oner aka mr. look but don't touch aka "damn she got a fat ass" aka why am i defending my real-world character on 12oz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear headphones, thank you for not exploding on me like my last 8 pair this year... sincerely /\/\()()G|3 p.s i promise not to get peanut butter on you ever again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear mother nature, why is it that you can't stop pissing on me for only a few hours so i can go take care of the bidness? i mean this is a once only deal i assume yet you will not let me take advantage. you must not be getting dicked down by father time which would explain you being a stubborn bitch! yours truly, wantingtogogetthatshitthatihardlyevergettoseearoundhereoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Shai, of fuck yeah burma superstar. it's all about the tofu tower!!! you also have to try bstar down the street on clement. their vegetarian noodles and platha dipper are to die for. <3 ssn p.s. also try mihn's garden on clement and 3rd for the best vietnamese food in the city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Spring, Hurry the fuck up! Sincerely, Gasfacevictm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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