SayOne Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear 12 Oz You sent me an e-mail that said you have been allocated invites in the subject line. Then i open it and it says you have been allocated 0 invites. So why waste precious memory� on that useless message...GOD!! Fuckin trees are growing now because of you and your paperless office, fuck the trees they dont do shit for me. I live in all brick hhouse that is being insulated by own lust for life...i guess im just mad cuz i got 0 invites....oh well Your friend in Christ Royce Mcutchin aka SayOne P.S. Thats not my real name so dont say hey no real names here , the pigs is outs ins fulls effects Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Axe, why do you only work for a few hours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Awesome Dude, I think I love you. I know I love your cats. You make me excited about life again. We're totally going to get married, you just don't know it yet. Love, Your future wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear weekend- Thanks for being the best you've been in a really long time. Thanks for the life changing experience, the tan, the good foods and thank you for letting me hang out with abstract rude. I'm not too happy about meeting the devil though. Someone should talk to dude and let him know that shits not right. Maybe I am that someone who needs to talk.? The babies and kittens were nice. LOVE, newVAJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Zoes chicken salad, You were excellent. Next time i'm going to eat you with crackers. Until then, ~E Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear piss talkers, why the fuck must you try and start up useless conversation when i'm trying to take a piss at the stand up. don't you notice i have my dick in my hand? do you think i really want to sit there, with my dick in my hand, talking to you and your moustache about my weekend or the weather? next time you decide to stand next to me at the urinal, and continue to tell me how psyched you are that the cold weather is finally here --i might just miss the fucking toilet, point my dick upwards, piss over the little wall, and piss in your mother fucking eyeballs. you hear me dude! i'm not fucking kidding here. don't try talking to me when my dick is in my mother fucking hand. it ain't fucking cool! and i swear on the holy fucking bible, if you ever try and talk to me when i'm taking a shit --i'm going to hurl a handful of butt pudding at you. don't fuck with me in the bathroom asshole! signed, earl "don't talk to me when my dick is in my hand, even if i'm just pissing" Broclo ESQ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear people lacking common sense, come on, seriously? are you that retarded? xo, s dear bagel boy, you are waaaaaayyyyyy too strange for me. you have been deleted from every aspect. bye bye! s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear (person) sorry for posting porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R3@lm1 Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Tom, thank you for deleting my myspace appreciated it and thanks to the one who posted the porn peace, moon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear public transportation, your aroma stings the nostrils. ssn dear old chinese men, you should trim the "whiskers" that are growing out from your moles. kinda creepy. ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear cell phone, i miss you. why did you have to fall into the toilet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{OneSevenNine.com} Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear New Home, Even though you're a fucking mess right now, I think you're the shit. Your truly, Santana Claus ps You need food and beer in your fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear work, 5 hours to go please be chill i can't be bothered today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaise Pascal Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Monday night Football/ESPN, Tell Mrs. Farve to shut the fuck up!!! I could give two fucking shits what Brett Farve's wife thinks about anything or anyone!!! Fucking goddamn you to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST SHOW FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Constipated With ANGER, Blaise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear blaise, i feel you. /no homo FR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Blaise, YO SON!!! YOUZ TOO LOUD!!!! But I understand... IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear student loan, you should be thrown out. education shouldn't cost an arm, leg, and your first born child. fuck you and your intrest rates. much hate, ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear pink tag on my back licence plate, Way the gay up my car with your pinkish color. <------ Not Satisfied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear school, man im fucking sick of you...you stop me from doing shit i really want to...like painting.. hurry up and finish! fuck you, cali-g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cali-g it's called dropping out. do it. ssn dear hydrogen-p when the hell are you coming back? ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear suki too far in to drop out now. cant do it. cLg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear peoples I every time I come in here I realize my life is not that bad. Keep up the good work. /no bragging - Sneak "Interested Reader" Creep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear bottle of bacardi, we've been through a lot lately and i feel that its time for us to part. i've enjoyed your company throughout the years but i think its just the fact we are growing too old for each other. good bye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear student loans/various bills, you are ruining my life, and giving me extreme anxiety. please fuck off. thanks in advance, ^ . ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear sister who just came home, why the hell did you decide to dye your hair in MY bathroom. you moved out, that bathroom does not belong to you anymore. now it smells like ammonia. i was just about to take a shower too, thanks. ANGRY PILLS! dear pizza breath, i tried brushing and using listerine twice, go away already stinky pills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Stinky Pills, Chew some gum - Sneak "Here to help" Creep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Arizona Ice Tea, why do you taste so good. why have i drank 24 of you in 2 days Dear Doctor Pepper, you are bad but so good. my teeth will pay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaise Pascal Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear FR & IOU, but you feel me right???? the game was dope enuff without that BS Dope Finish again!! BP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear helping creep, i has cavities!!! gum hurts my grill desperate pills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torquemada Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear pink tag on my back licence plate, Way the gay up my car with your pinkish color. <------ Not Satisfied. t4m, isn't a pink license plate what they give to convicted child molesters? what did you want to do with the cat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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