CALIgula Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear vaj, what rules did i break? wait....whattaburger is open 24 hours a day? in n out aint even open 24 hours a day! sad, caligoola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear fat ralphy, please do not continue to procrastinate when it comes to your school work, doing papers in one night is no fun. from, nofunoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear VAJ, You do not know me, nor have we ever talk, but you are from Texas so you should send me an armadillo. That shit would be much appreciated. Love, Hoping and wishing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear self stop being sick, my throat is closing up thnx ICB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear ICB stop sucking so much dick and maybe your throat wouldn't hurt!!!! -The guy you never called when I was in NY /nohomo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo hahahaha damnn dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear girl i met in the bar your spiel about wanting to tattoo last night was lame and a complete load i regret giving you my number you are boring and a liar fuck off with your tampon made out of a muffin and cap made out of an old licence plate no love tango Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear friend from portland, it was nice seeing you again. i hope mn will be good to you becuz you are an awesome man. please keep in touch. <3 s dear tax season, fuck you. i don't wanna pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear glik you love me BECAUSE im a nerd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear sooki, i love you because you got nice tits and yellow skin. HA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Life, Looks like its time to get a part time job. Playing music part time is hard as fuck to organize without one steady band. The scene is so flooded with shitty musicians that it doesnt pay enough anymore. Its like wtf happened this summer I was making bank and I take a month off and I am about to make $90 for 3 hours of music? Fuck that not its not really worth my time anymore. This shit sucks what happened in one month!? God I hate shitty musicians...I am going to go to shows and start heckling fuckers because they suck protesting or something. Signed... AngryMusicanOner... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Some Move out of CT. CIL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear nachos, I didn't think you and I would be crossing paths today, but as always, you are a nice suprise. Maybe you and I could run away together. And forget all our worries. You don't have to give me an answer right now. Think it over. Love, Your Soulmate Dear Houston, Brace yourself. I am totally coming to crush kill destroy. Stick-and-poke the night away. Feel free to take care of me while I am with you. I won't have much money, so whatever you can do will be appreciated. Let's make Austin jealous. Anxiously yours, Vacation Bound Dear roommates, Get the fuck out. Please. You have worn out your welcome. Let's take some time apart. Six months sounds good. I am tired of you and your messes and your laziness and unwillingness to be productive. Stop waking me up in the morning. I know you like to drink and paint all night...but we have to work and need sleep. No Love, Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear mr freeman, thanks for the free flash drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear car, I saw a zip lock back on my front winshield and was like, "who the hell put cheese in my car?" As i got closer, it wasnt cheese, it was a ticket, for a parking violation. And guess how much i had to pay..? $6.00 <------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear T4M, fuck da police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear blood on the toliet paper when i wiped, where in the fuck did you come from?! plz go away. no love for you, twinkles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Twinky That blood is from having a penis in your butt really roughly. -just thought you might want to know- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana fish Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear community college It seems to me like our student/ institution for learning relationship is not working out. The thing is your really boring and I have a.d.d. I thought maybe I could overlook this aspect of our relationship but the desire to scratch my own eyeballs out from boredom, and the ridiculousness of your students is causing me to no longer pursue you as of right now. Maybe if my art teacher wasn’t such a yuppie circle drawing idiot I wouldn’t take such extreme measures but she is so you'll be happy to know I will no longer be attending your fine institution. college drop out oner- Banana fish Dear catface- I always wanted a twin. Mainly because twins practically have the power to read each others minds and can impersonate each other without anyone knowing. I am all for that. Sincerely- B. Fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear bananafish, my only request is that i get to be the evil twin. with love, evil twin oner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Cali- duh. Hatori- Armadillos are the #1 reason for tire blowouts in Texas. I made that up. But they will pop your tire. I'm sorry but if I catch an armadillo, its mine. ----VAJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Catface Please let me hit you from behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear fat ralphy, please dont get too drunk at the fillmore tommorow, you got kicked out last time and aesop rock will be a dope show. from, smuggleaflaskoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ups, you sound like a real ladies' man. i'll pass. -^ . ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear sooki, i love you because you got nice tits and yellow skin. HA! and because i have a huuuuuge penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear MilkG/Sherock/FagHag/CrazyDrunkMuthaFuckerOner I heart you. We wore matching shoes minus the lacing on yours. Thanks for a great time, we must do it again. Getting humped in that cage by gay boys was fabulous. <3 s dear suki, thanks for letting me feel you up and thanks for grabbing my boobs and ass. twas' a great time. you'll have to meet up with us in sf for some more romping. shewizzle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Oct.9, 2007. You were awesome. I got to do everything I wanted....cash my check, find out I didn't have work after the dumb shit manager changed my shit. Full tank of gas, and then with all the free time I had I got to crush a yuppie chill spot. Thanks a million... Br1R Dear Full Tank of Gas, Thank you. Bruceoner Dear Yuppies, Please leave the graffilithy alone, it is not for you or your Marc Ecko impersonations...and please, don't drag Waster12 into it. That kid is dead and writing RIP Waster12 when you go over me...that doesnt excuse you from catching a bad one. So please, save the waterworks. Bruceonerupskier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear heater, im so glad you are working now. its 65 instead of 30 in my house now. yay. i heart you. s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Catface Please let me hit you from behind. Dear CH0, This is why it's so hard for you to get girls to show their junk. VAJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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