^ . ^ Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear place i interviewed at today, LOL @ what you offered me as far as pay. That's sad that you get away with paying your therapists that amount of money. signed, ^ . ^ dear alliance bakery, Thanks for the delicious cup of coffee. You guys are always the nicest when I stop in. Love always, catfaaaaze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the dark horse Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear smartass, the side of the case says descriptive things like "ham water" and "cheese cultures" before it starts listing off cool little ingredients like "enzymes" and "maltodextrin" ... do you know what maltodextrin is? Theres also a lot of sodium phosphate, that sure sounds tasty!! but what exactly IS it? extremely curious and trying not to take a personal shot at sherock, the dark horse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear people just got off the phone w/ mr. horse... we are going to drink beer and put ink in glue sticks and other fun things... wish you all could join..-thebumpmaker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear dark horse, you should have seen i was trying to be nice and warn you not to eat those. your friend noticed, but it's ok. i still love you. your secret admirer, sheetrock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear i see oh..i see.. -bumps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 dear girlfriend, i can't believe you bought a bottle of boones. i still love you though, earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 dear led zepplin i'm suprised you are having a reunion concert. probably smart since bands like the stones are making mega millions. i have a feeling it won't be any good. let me know, mitch Dear Mitch Did you know they swore they'd never do a reunion tour cause the original drummer couldn't be with them? It's taken them a while, but they've finally sold out. Damn sell outs. Yours sincerely, Disillusioned fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Dear throat, Stop hurting you fucking faggot. If I wake up sick tomorrow I am going to drink bleach so you may never work again and then we will see who won this round of war. Sincerely, fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 dear hatori, as soon as you feel like you're getting sick, try this shit: i've used it in the past, and i think it works. maybe some other 12oz heads can prove me wrong though. get well soon, earl broclo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 dear heatori and earl, fashowzen. ps no relevance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 dear tylenol pm, head on is for headaches, if i'm not mistaken. airborne is for colds, which hatori thinks he has. does that head on shit work though? i've never used it. time for bed, earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 dear earl you're still up, you said it was time for bed two hours ago, you're a rebel. i just put the head on because it came to mind when i saw airborne. awesome. cool. sick. love, head pills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 dear darvocet, why do you make me itch, you know i don't like that. sincerely, me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 dear girl in my eng class, thanks for giving me your number. sincerely, mongster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 ps. youre hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Dear Asians at Costco - Its bad enough your people can't drive cars, but why do you make me push your cart back into you and your wife because you are incapable of having a cart in line without clipping my ankles twice? PS - do you think your wife though it was hot when I pushed your cart into you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 dear old japanese lady with tiny spoiled dog at cosco, that was pretty damn funny when you took that parking stall from the girl that was waiting for like 15 minutes for the people in the stall to load up and leave. as soon as they left, you pulled right in, got out of the car, grabbed your little dog and walked away. ignoring the lady trying to get your attention. that was pretty damn funny, but not as funny as the pebble in the tire trick and the gum in your locks!!! love, the prick that happened to be parked next to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Dear sickness, You are a piece of shit and I hope you go away soon. But you did get me out of work today which was supremely awesome. I am going to try drowning you out today with all kinds of cold medicine and hopefully get the well deserved sleep that I need. Love, The host keeping you alive. p.s. I hope you got the lady sick.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Dear Work, Be good to me today. Dont let my boss bring up a problem that we already solved have my boss bug out make a big scene about it only to do exactly what me and the other guy on my team had done 3 hours before without telling anyone. -Signed Getting tired of my boss hoss... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Dear Work, Thanks for the hour before you threw that problem back in my face again... kthxbai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Dear Kate @ the company we support, You are supposedly really cute I dont remember when I bought you that drink at that show a while back it was dark. Thank you for brightening my day buy faxing your rush order over with hearts and smiley faces around my name you are teh awesomez... -Signed SomeJuan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Dear Last Night, You were extreme amounts of fun. Super Glad I found a close parking spot and danced my faced off at the show. Love always, ^ . ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Doodles Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Dear Thursday, Thanks for having Rosh Hashish on your turn...my supervisor (who is AWESOME!) wasn't in and so far everything is alright...Bring Friday on and let the weekend start nice! Thanks, peninhandtodoodle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 dear grumbling stomach, i can hear you... but i cant tell what you want. so many decisions. so many cravings. no more leftovers... not today. wait... whats that? chipotle?! OF COURSE!!!! thanks, -shmoyn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Dear groyn, Chipotle is delicious. I completely agree with your decision. Hearts, Me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 dear quaranta, your out of your mind. dr chubbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Dear Food Poisoning, Thanks for stopping by and making anything that goes in my tummy come right back out. I also want to thank you for that trip to the Medics where I got all those IVs. I am so hungry right now, but why eat when I will just be seeing it later. See you again in hell -Sneak "Never should have ate that questionable food" Creep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Dear day, I slept through you all day. I hope I didn't miss anything important. But the plus side of you is I feel slightly better and I ate like 6 nectarines. Please dissapear sickness I no longer want to deal with your shittyness. Love, SleepingOner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 dear, hahahahaha Still hate you, Me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 dear coworker who works with his mouth open, my machine was down and i decided to hide while chainsmoking by your machine. i dont understand how you can work flipping,smack,cutting,sanding,reaching into,pulling out,hammering, 2-5 hundred degree engine parts with your mouth open. i get metal shit in my mouth just breathing through my nose. sincerely the lazy black guy that always hocks loogies in the molten metal just to see it sizzle. p.s your breath smells like fermented grass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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