IOU Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Dear Germs, Please leave me the fuck alone. Sincerely, GermhaterOner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Dear Boss, Why are you taking home the one lousy day a week you allow me/us to work from home? You suck and are ruining my life. I'll be sure to do less and less on a daily basis to show you my dissatisfaction. Yours Truly, Mitch Dear Ukranian Construction Workers, You all suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 dear summertime/hot weather, please fuck off, and get lost. love always, the cat with the face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torquemada Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 dear delorentos and raisin bran, you dudes rule too much right now. love, torquesteroner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 dear bagel bites thanks for being delicious right now with love, ICB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Dear hungry raccon, please stop entering my home in the night through the cat door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 dear summertime/hot weather, please fuck off, and get lost. love always, the cat with the face LOL to hot for ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Dear everyone ive come in contact with in last 9 hours, Please get the fuck away from me before I punch in the face. All of you have been on case about everything. please shut the fuck up before I kick you in the neck. Love, ShutyourfuckingfaceOner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Dear Apple Please be more filling. I'm trying to do the right thing by snacking on you, but you just leave me hungry. Potato chips don't leave me hungry. Don't make me go back to them. Thanks, Consumer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Dear Cosmic Super God-like Power of the Universe... Cut me some slack tonight.. You know what I mean.. Love, IOUETERNALLYONER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 LOL to hot for ya? yea dude. my face melted off, and i was downtown most of the day, where it's like 10 degrees cooloer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 dear cops, please lay the fuck off me and my friends you stupid shit fuckers. go fight some god damn crime and stop citing me with your bullshit. love, officer t.j. cocksuckerface and dear residents of my city, stop calling the cops on us you stupid fucking shit head faggot eaters, put some fucking headphones on or go do some grocery shopping you old cunt gobblers. i'm not sacrificing decent skate spots for your gay asses. love, the guy next door that has a gun pointed at your kid's head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Dear People at work, Stop putting unwanted pressure on me....I already have a lot of shit to deal with. Also Cthulu, you granted me the gift of Subarus...please send titty balls as well. Thanks -Sneak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 dear sneakandcreeper, see you in ten minutes for muffin smashing and tea. love always, thecatface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniekz Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 dear blackbook kwc, stop being gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackbookKWC Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 dear martha stewart, i cant paint better than you and i love your sweet ass...when can i beat ma? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniekz Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 ps. lets have a tea party soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackbookKWC Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 dear sniekz, GET OFF A DICK haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackbookKWC Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 ok ill bring the cookies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniekz Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 dear blackbook, martha is wid me bitch... im beatin dem cheeks right now when im typin at tha same time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackbookKWC Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 NOOOOO :( MARTHA IS MIIINE....WHYYYY...SHE MAKES ME DOYALIES WHYYYYY!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Dear Retards shut up ICB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Dear Retards shut up ICB I second this. Dear horse loving freak bosses, Please stay in Nasville. I've really enjoyed this past week of freedom. Without you breathing down my neck 9 hours a day, I actually got some work done. Go away more often. ps. tell your lesbian daughter to give up the act. We all know thats not just her roommate. thanks --the account manager Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Dear Tequila, You are so yummy yet you always act like youre stabbing me in the brain the next morning. Why free alcohol and my beautiful waitress friend make you absolutely irresistable. We should do it again when she and I dont have to work in the morning so she can come over so me and her can nurse our hang overs together over pancakes gallons of water made for tv movies and teh seckz0rz... ---your negro majik juan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Dear Human Race, Ha ha ha, and ha. Have fun trying to cure me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 dear stomach, stop growling....you just ate. anoyed, caligula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 dear catface, you really shouldve taken some time to eat today, because now youre retarded hungry. you dumbshit. love always, yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Dear Summer, Please end. You suck ass now, what happened to the good ol' days? You never look me in the eyes anymore. Love, Yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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