Scarekroe Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 I take baths in Hyphy Energy Drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 dude i do the peek behind the shower thing all the time... but come to think of it... i also peek in the medicine cabinet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 hahahaha i thoguht i was the only one that did the curtain check when going into the bathroom. glad im not crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 <--- shower checker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunt double Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 my toilet is a fortified chamber, nowhere for anyone to hide, not even midgets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 it's a whole gang a shook ones up in here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 You guys need to get off the crack...its making you paranoid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 I dont check. but after reading this thread im going to start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 If you got all this time to be checking out the bathroom before you take a dump then you don't really have to take a dump... polly should check yourself and then check the hall to see if the boogie man is out there... waiting to take a dump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 whats the difference between the shower curtain and toliet paper?? So your the one!!! (guessing you replied with i dont know) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 in addition i used to always check behind the shower curtain when i got home and no else was. fuck if some burgular creep dude is gonna hide from me in my shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b.hussein Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Weird thread bump, but whatever I don't usually check behind it when I shit, but anyone who remembers my acid thread will remember my shower curtain was what sent me into a bad trip. I was taking a shit and the curtain was "breathing", which seemed normal to me at first, but then it started breathing really hard. At that point I became convinced something was behind it, which rapidly turned into me thinking the whole bathroom was evil and trying to swallow me After that I experienced a good 6 hours of a bad trip AKA hell on earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 HAHAH! This shit made me laugh..I've done it a few times myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIMSA Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 who here will remember of what everyone said, next time you take a shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrPiddlesworth Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Maybe you check because for many years of your childhood your big brother used to hide in there at night before you went to go to the bathroom before bed and he would scare the piss out of you (intentional) every fucking time. Maybe that's me...I am now a very jumpy person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I opted for a curtain with a clear vinyl panel that is eye-level. Figuring it would kill my paranoia of a shower lurker. But it didn't. I still check. Incase there might be a midget waiting to murder me. Two types of people to never trust are midgets and blacks. Bushwick Bill is basically the shadiest dude ever. [ VERSE 2: Bushwick Bill ] Lookin through her window, now my body is warm She's naked, and I'm a peepin tom Her body's beautiful, so I'm thinkin rape Shouldn't have had her curtains open, so that's her fate Leavin out her house, grabbed the bitch by her mouth Drug her back in, slammed her down on the couch Whipped out my knife, said, "If you scream, I'm cuttin" Opened her legs and commenced the fuckin She begged me not to kill her, I gave her a rose Then slit her throat, and watched her shake till her eyes closed Had sex with the corpse before I left her And drew my name on the wall like helter skelter Run for shelter never crossed my mind I had a guage, a grenade, and even a nine Dial 911 for the bitch But the cops ain't shit when they're fuckin with a lunatic (Another innocent victim of this homicidal maniac) (Maniac) (Maniac) (Another innocent victim of this homicidal maniac) yup. that's one shady midget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 this is an awesome repost and knowing the OP makes it even more hilarious because he is very weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Weird thread bump, but whatever I don't usually check behind it when I shit, but anyone who remembers my acid thread will remember my shower curtain was what sent me into a bad trip. I was taking a shit and the curtain was "breathing", which seemed normal to me at first, but then it started breathing really hard. At that point I became convinced something was behind it, which rapidly turned into me thinking the whole bathroom was evil and trying to swallow me After that I experienced a good 6 hours of a bad trip AKA hell on earth I think taking a shit is what really set your trip in a different direction. I remember taking a shit on mushrooms once and spending a good fifteen to twenty minutes trying to figure out if i was done shitting. After I had come to the conclusion that I was infact done shitting I used half a roll of toilet paper before saying fuck it and hopping in the shower. Even after the shower I spent the rest of the trip walking around feeling like I had shit my pants. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syre Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 movies & perverts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I just thought of something.. But nevermind.. Okay.. Has anyone gotten a blow job while pooping?? it's called a blumpkin. and no, i havent. imagine if thats all you got, head while taking a shit. would that make you get a boner anytime you went into a public restroom? it's a chance I'm not willing to take. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphadog Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 funny stuff. but no one ever checks for the midget in the toilet when your in the shower do they. its alway, check the shower for killers when takin a shit. you guys are just askin for supprise shin kicks from ninja midgits out the toilet. <---non toilet checker, lol:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool Water Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 fuck, i havent read this whole thread but when i was a kid id run into the bathroom punching the shower curtain. No one hiding would be expecting that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedoe Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 clear curtains ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 I think taking a shit is what really set your trip in a different direction. I remember taking a shit on mushrooms once and spending a good fifteen to twenty minutes trying to figure out if i was done shitting. After I had come to the conclusion that I was infact done shitting I used half a roll of toilet paper before saying fuck it and hopping in the shower. Even after the shower I spent the rest of the trip walking around feeling like I had shit my pants. This happens to me sometimes when I'm real fucked up on any drug. Just mad paranoid, going back to the bathroom and wiping, nothing there haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Because that one time you don't check is when THEY get you. Stay vigilant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 This happens to me sometimes when I'm real fucked up on any drug. Just mad paranoid, going back to the bathroom and wiping, nothing there haha Yeah, "this." Once in a blue moon it'll happen even if I'm just drinking. I think I can trace that back to being horrendously drunk and having to shit the entire time I was having sex...the minute after I finished I ripped the toilet a new one and took the most satisfying shower of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 guys like twinky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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