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AyeBee

I'm sore as fuck

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because I got the shit kicked out of me last night in some kind of queer bouncer initiation bullshit. I showed up to work already drunk, and before I know it I was trapped in an elevator gettin beat on by four dudes...it didn't help that I made the mistake of tryin to kick my brother in the stomach, because he grabbed my leg and pulled, so I ended up on the ground just gettin stomped

 

Fuckin homo ass shit, I felt like I was in a frat or something

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"Queer bouncer initiation bullshit..."

 

you work at a gay club?

 

Damn...I hath been zung

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Did you pay attention to my thread AT ALL?! I don't drive a tractor! Reach trucks, forklifts, and moffets...jesus

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haha if you read the thread in the right way it sounds like you got gang banged by a bunch of gay boys and now you are feeling sore in your butt

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Remember his bitch dumped him.. So yeah that's why...

 

Re: Roids..

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at least you didnt get curb stomped

seen that happen a few times

some seriously nasty stuff

 

happened to a kid in my part of town. except instead of getting a foot dropped on his head it was a keg. head on curb+keg dropped on head 5 times=funeral.

 

it was actually really sad

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Woah... Um. I'm sore as well, but that's from hopping lines over and over and over in the freezing cold.

 

that shit always kills me the next day.. there has to be some kind of less strenous way to do it.

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^^(2posts up) the third to last hanjob one and the fifth to last footjob one are wack...you dont need a bouncingchair for a girl to do that

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