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Dick Quickwood

Painful Shits

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so this morning my sleep was inturrupted by nature's call to go to the shitter. i felt like i was trying to shit out a bowie knife. now i can't go back to sleep. i'm talking about the kind of shits that make you break out in a cold sweat and clench your hands onto whatever's there, and beg for mercy from the shit gods on occaison. this has been happening to me since i was in the sixth grade.

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I hate being awakened by my body telling me i gotta dump...I hate it so inconveinient then if it hurts thats even worse. I am sorry for you man...

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i finally made an appointment to go to a gastroenterologist.

 

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honestly, I've taken shits that hurt so bad I've dropped off the toilet, layed on the floor for 5 minutes with my pants around my ankles begging god to put me out of my misery.

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I used to have painful crap-o-las a lot but since I started eating well and not drinking hard alcohol

 

but the bowie knife comment.....ha ha ha, oh yeah man, I've been there...like you're getting shanked right in the intestines

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do you eat high fiber cereal and stuff? i think that makes it worse. granola too.

 

i eat a lot of beans and i shit quite well.

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i have never once shit so hard that it was painful. Since the 6th grade? Have you seen a doctor or anything?

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