^ . ^ Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 On his second post Guzumbo Man has managed to be awesomer than 90% of all the members on this site. heartbreaking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 is you mom and sister 1 in the same? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 heartbreaking. almost as heartbreaking as our super awkward date....remember? ::gunm leans in for kiss. Catface backs off:: "Oh, sorry, I didn;t mean to..." "No, it's okay, don't worry" ::Gunm manages an awkward smile:: "So, do you want to go to...." ::gunm leans in again:: "Hey, what the fuck are you doing?" "Nothing, nothing, i mean, i was just..." "Uhm, look, I think you should go" "yeah, that's probably a good idea" ::gunm heads to door, turns around:: "hey, so, maybe we can get together for coffee next week or something like that..." "Sure, call me next week" "Okay" ::Gunm leaves and does not call the following week:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PERMAFRIED_ Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 that was painful to read, dude. why post that?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 that was painful to read, dude. why post that?!? ha ha, two reasons.... 1. It never happened.....that was just something I wrote to catface via IM one night when i was bored. 2. I wanted to make folks squirm because as much as some people front like they are macks/pimps/etc.... we've all had a weird experience like this at some point in life and if you haven't, you eventually will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 heartbreaking. It's the last line that clinches it. Everyone can come here and make fun of him for making a shitty thread, but the fact of the matter is that everyone can suck his cock. He immediately put everyone on the losing end of things in case anybody got sassy. It takes awesomeness to pull that off. *Actually, I just looked it up and that was in fact his very first post. Double awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broke1 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 the day after new years eve this year i woke up in a park next to my house for some reason and i went back home and i couldnt find my phone, i looked for about 4 hours straight for it then i found it in my jacket, damn i was so pissed at myself lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted December 6, 2006 Author Share Posted December 6, 2006 the fact of the matter is that everyone can suck his cock. :lol: :lol: And Another time.... Alright, so im smokin with some niggaz and were getting lifted like, the only kind of lift you can get after like 4 straight hours of cheefing. So it my turn and i get passed the bubbler and the lighter, and tried lighting it, it wouldnt spark, so i was going at it for like 5 minutes until my cuz was like,"yo, you're flicking the bic the wrong way!" So i looked as i tried again, and he was right, i was flicking the lighter backwards.. I was like,"Oooooohhhhh shhhhhhiit!" then i just passed the glass on w/o hitting it. i got to hit teh reefers the next round though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Actually, I'm thinking you should retire that screenname cause there seems to be no way in hell you're gonna live up to your first post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 :lol: :lol: And Another time.... Alright, so im smokin with some niggaz and were getting lifted like, the only kind of lift you can get after like 4 straight hours of cheefing. So it my turn and i get passed the bubbler and the lighter, and tried lighting it, it wouldnt spark, so i was going at it for like 5 minutes until my cuz was like,"yo, you're flicking the bic the wrong way!" So i looked as i tried again, and he was right, i was flicking the lighter backwards.. I was like,"Oooooohhhhh shhhhhhiit!" then i just passed the glass on w/o hitting it. i got to hit teh reefers the next round though. chiefing* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 wtf?....are you serious?....who'd eat that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 A male fish.....Bu du Bump Tssss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the man the myth the GOON Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 good thread. back, last week, before i got fired i was in the walk-in labelling the new produce that had come in and my boy comes in and leaves. and i go to yell at him for taking my sharpie and i was chewing on it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted December 6, 2006 Author Share Posted December 6, 2006 a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z now i know my abc's, next time won't you...... Do the wave! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 okay so this one time... ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted December 6, 2006 Author Share Posted December 6, 2006 go on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool Water Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 my m8 got stopped by the police coming out a dealers house and he said "err its not for me". . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted December 7, 2006 Author Share Posted December 7, 2006 thats why you don't go to weed houses. you call a nigga up and use the "discreet" language like..... "Hey man, did your buds come into town yet?" i dont know if thats right, but ive seen it done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 i was trying to make a sandwich the other day, and i took out the bread, did something else, then couldn't find the bread. turned out to be in the freezer. how and why the fuck did i do that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 wtf?....are you serious?....who'd eat that? apparently manhattan would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARTOONKILLA Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 THIS ONE TIME AT BAND CAMP..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARTOONKILLA Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 ALSO THIS ONE TIME I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND "GUESS WHAT I DROPPED" COME ON "GUESS" I DROPPED MY FACE :cry: AND I WAS REALLY SAD CUZ I COULN'T FIND IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted December 7, 2006 Author Share Posted December 7, 2006 alright, lets pick this thread up a little. i know that everybody on this forum has had a dumb moment at least once in their lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump47 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 I have looked at this thread more than 3 times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted May 19, 2007 Author Share Posted May 19, 2007 THIS IS A DOPE THREAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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