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The other day whilst I was taking a piss my deck of ciggies fell straight into the toilet and subsequently got covered in my piss, now as I was abit pissed at the time I picked em straight up and put them onto the bathroom bench and went and passed out. Now the following day I awake to the sight of a nicely full pack of ciggies in my bathroom however I remembered that they are covered in my piss so what the fuck did I do with em..? Cause I sure aint smokin no piss cigs. Well I ended up taking em out with my that night and began handing out ciggies like there was no tomorrow to my friends to my amusement haha...now how should I break it to my friends?

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

There is a special place in Hell for you

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That is hilarious.

But teach them for smoking I guess.

 

One of the benefits of being a non smoker is that such a stunt would never occur to me.

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I've taken people's cigarettes and rubbed them on my balls/near my ass.

 

Now that I think about it, I feel sorta bad about that one. Well, not really.

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LOL

 

I dont smoke but if someone offers me I always take one and put it behind my ear or up my nose.

people offering the smokes tend to dislike

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"Ummm guys, you know how last night... I was really - lets say - generous with the smokes. Well.. the thing is, they were covered in my urine. Sorry 'bout that. Who want's a beer? On me."

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"now this gon be tha hardest thing i ever had to do

tell yall there was piss on the cigs that i gave you..."

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Once again, this thread is proof that my mom was right when she said that white people are by far the dirtiest race.

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Oh and so you hand out pissy cigs to your friends....

 

I'd probably key your car good and deep for something like that

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Once again, this thread is proof that my mom was right when she said that white people are by far the dirtiest race.

 

No, those are the Irish. Not to be confused with white people.

 

 

nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

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once upon a time, back when i was a teenager, there was this black kid

that hung around with my friends and i. we could never figure it out because all of us

listened to death metal, except for brent (the black kid).

 

one day when we were chilling at my friends apartment, brent comes over.

we're all kinda faded and taking pills etc. brent just comes in, smokes a joint with

us, and then passes out on a couch. so, we take his menthols out of his front pocket

and stick them in nasty ass places. cat litter box, toilet water, nuts, the toilet seat, etc.

then we give homie some acid. we just kinda stuck it right on his lip and dude licks his lips about 2 minutes later. then we started waking him up and making him smoke his cigarettes.

 

he still hung around after that. of course, seeing a black kid from the projects on acid was probably the funniest thing ever....but we never did figure out why he hung out with us.

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Once again, this thread is proof that my mom was right when she said that white people are by far the dirtiest race.

 

Says the dirty, smelly, cheating, filthy, indian...

 

 

 

Nah jk man.

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Once again, this thread is proof that my mom was right when she said that white people are by far the dirtiest race.

 

i dont know if i should agree with this generalization (cuz i'm gonna get called the ultimate racist), but out of all the people i know, i know white girls who don't shower for a week or two (without batting an eyelash), who don't shave anything for a month or two (and still have active sex lives), and have tar-heeled feet (dirty foot does not even begin to explain the situation)... as well as white guys who don't shower, wear dirty ass clothes that smell, not to mention living in squallor (mainly frat-dude types), kissing their dog's mouths.... on the other end, i do know white people who have good hygiene, but i'm just saying that the only people i have known with really nasty hygiene are white.

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