GimmeDaLoot Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 The other day whilst I was taking a piss my deck of ciggies fell straight into the toilet and subsequently got covered in my piss, now as I was abit pissed at the time I picked em straight up and put them onto the bathroom bench and went and passed out. Now the following day I awake to the sight of a nicely full pack of ciggies in my bathroom however I remembered that they are covered in my piss so what the fuck did I do with em..? Cause I sure aint smokin no piss cigs. Well I ended up taking em out with my that night and began handing out ciggies like there was no tomorrow to my friends to my amusement haha...now how should I break it to my friends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 There is a special place in Hell for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 That is hilarious. But teach them for smoking I guess. One of the benefits of being a non smoker is that such a stunt would never occur to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 i thought you were coming out... YO, BANANA!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 I've taken people's cigarettes and rubbed them on my balls/near my ass. Now that I think about it, I feel sorta bad about that one. Well, not really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Thats what you get for bummin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 LOL I dont smoke but if someone offers me I always take one and put it behind my ear or up my nose. people offering the smokes tend to dislike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 "Ummm guys, you know how last night... I was really - lets say - generous with the smokes. Well.. the thing is, they were covered in my urine. Sorry 'bout that. Who want's a beer? On me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 thats really really nasty yo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
82 Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 "now this gon be tha hardest thing i ever had to do tell yall there was piss on the cigs that i gave you..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 You are gay like Taco Bell Ecoli... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Falling in the toilet didn't ruin the cigarettes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 would hate to know what that taste like. cigs are already nasty enough as it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 I am so glad I am not a smoker when i read shit like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Once again, this thread is proof that my mom was right when she said that white people are by far the dirtiest race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Oh and so you hand out pissy cigs to your friends.... I'd probably key your car good and deep for something like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 bone thugs & harmony should run a train on your girlfriend and/or mother while you are forced to watch it all go down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Once again, this thread is proof that my mom was right when she said that white people are by far the dirtiest race. No, those are the Irish. Not to be confused with white people. nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 damn, R Kelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 once upon a time, back when i was a teenager, there was this black kid that hung around with my friends and i. we could never figure it out because all of us listened to death metal, except for brent (the black kid). one day when we were chilling at my friends apartment, brent comes over. we're all kinda faded and taking pills etc. brent just comes in, smokes a joint with us, and then passes out on a couch. so, we take his menthols out of his front pocket and stick them in nasty ass places. cat litter box, toilet water, nuts, the toilet seat, etc. then we give homie some acid. we just kinda stuck it right on his lip and dude licks his lips about 2 minutes later. then we started waking him up and making him smoke his cigarettes. he still hung around after that. of course, seeing a black kid from the projects on acid was probably the funniest thing ever....but we never did figure out why he hung out with us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Once again, this thread is proof that my mom was right when she said that white people are by far the dirtiest race. Says the dirty, smelly, cheating, filthy, indian... Nah jk man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 never take money from a middle eastern person. (they wipe with left hand, no tp) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Once again, this thread is proof that my mom was right when she said that white people are by far the dirtiest race. i dont know if i should agree with this generalization (cuz i'm gonna get called the ultimate racist), but out of all the people i know, i know white girls who don't shower for a week or two (without batting an eyelash), who don't shave anything for a month or two (and still have active sex lives), and have tar-heeled feet (dirty foot does not even begin to explain the situation)... as well as white guys who don't shower, wear dirty ass clothes that smell, not to mention living in squallor (mainly frat-dude types), kissing their dog's mouths.... on the other end, i do know white people who have good hygiene, but i'm just saying that the only people i have known with really nasty hygiene are white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Hippies don't count as people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 White people.........smell like this.....bump badda donk Black people.......smelll like that.....donk bumpa donk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Ya'll know what I'm sayin though?!?! Am I right doe?!?! Am I right?!?! Ya feel me?!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 yo atleast you didn't fuck your best mates girl dude! this here is funny, they'll laugh it off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 i dont know if i should agree with this generalization (cuz i'm gonna get called the ultimate racist), but out of all the people i know, i know white girls who don't shower for a week or two (without batting an eyelash), who don't shave anything for a month or two (and still have active sex lives), and have tar-heeled feet (dirty foot does not even begin to explain the situation)... as well as white guys who don't shower, wear dirty ass clothes that smell, not to mention living in squallor (mainly frat-dude types), kissing their dog's mouths.... on the other end, i do know white people who have good hygiene, but i'm just saying that the only people i have known with really nasty hygiene are white. EXACTLY! And white people love to do shit like stick cigarettes in their ass and give them to people and wipe dog feces on playgrounds and watch people play in it, get revenge on their parents by jizzing on their bedroom carpet, and shit like that. True stories... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 yeah, but at least we don't get fucked with by the police as much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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