Bojangles Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 As I approach 30 this month, I can't help but remember walking out of Woolworth's department store carrying my E.T. color-in velvet poster for my 4th Birthday. I walked down the street showing it off proudly holding up four fingers saying "I'm this many today!" ...Run with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 First. I distinctly remember throwing up green shit at age 2 on a plane en route to Houston TX. Im a month from 26 now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 earliest memory? picking lemons off the tree in my front yard at my old house in AZ. i was like... 4? 5? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 being held by my uncle with a big sombrero on my head. my parents still have a photo of the event somewhere. i was 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 in kindergarden i touched vagina truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 oldest memory i was maybe 2 or 3. i remember i was in hawaii with my grandparents at the doctor's office. on the table that had a blue mat on it. i remember being fascinated with seeing myself in the mirror Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted December 2, 2006 Author Share Posted December 2, 2006 in kindergarden i touched vagina truth. nice. I kissed a black chick in kindergarten. Her name was Ebony. Go figure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 when i was 4 i stole an address book from the grocery store because my mom wouldnt get it for me and i wanted to write down all the phone numbers and addresses of my friends. at the time all my friends lived within a 3 block area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 i think it was when my mom spanked me and i started crying for my dad haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vyper Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 i was 3 maybe 4, bouncing on a baloon down the hallway and it eventually popped so i broke down into tears till mother came to the rescue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 moms are the best. i vote a mom appreciation thread, boasting the tight motherly shit our moms have done for us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 but im jst cheesy cuz im hella close to my ma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 i have lots of memories from 3, 4 and 5 i don't know which one is the earliest, but one of them was thanksgiving at my uncles house......it stuck out in my mind cause he was using one of those electric turkey carvers....i was amazed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 I remember being two and the biological father figure walking out on the fam. Watch what you do in front of those newborns, shit sticks and bites you in the ass later on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AT AT Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 my earlest was like grandparents . anything . i remember every other day i would go over there . they had b.e.t. . so i was like 4 being like wut nigga , you want some cold steel in yo ass , a little white kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 earliest memory-----I remember being rushed down a hospital hallway by a nurse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 I just realized all my memories are of bad shit happening. Getting burned on my aunts heater, getting burned on the floor vent, getting burned from the father figure leaving me on the back of his harley and when I jumped off myself my leg touched the muffler. I remember punching some kid at a park for no reason and my mom freaking out. I remember beating up kids in pre-k and the sit down ensuing with the pre-k owner asking my mom to pull me. I remember my leg getting skinned on the stucko on the bottom of a diving pool at Raging Waters. I remember getting into a fight at day camp, a fight on the bus in fourth grade, my DC cards getting stolen, my hotwheels being lost, my lucky pin falling off and losing it, some black kid helping me lose my first tooth in kindergarden by him smashing my face into a cement drinking fountain while i was taking a drink... damn. Im not getting emo, but damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Z Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 when i was like 4 i turned up the stereo in my living room real fuckin loud. and i didnt know how to turn it down. so i ran away crying like the little bitch i am. and when i was like 4 again i was playing soccer and i punched this kid in the nose and broke it, and i told my mom it was on accident and she believed me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PERMAFRIED_ Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 sitting in "time-out," on a toilet, in a bathroom with all the lights turned off. it was at this sheisty daycare that my naive parents sent me to. i was punished for refusing to eat some fucking spinach. wow. that really is pretty crappy now that i think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 i kissed two twin boys in kindergarden. it's all been downhilll since then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 i remember the first day of my last day. me so emo -.-)/) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trill Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 i remember getting a godzilla figure for my 2nd birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump47 Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 At the age of two my mother had me walking out of stores with new shoes on my feet I allways loved doing it too and till this day no matter what im stealing i allways get a rush from stealing shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 moms are the best. i vote a mom appreciation thread, boasting the tight motherly shit our moms have done for us http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=108626 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 Brain scan when i was two. I remember laying on a table with mad shit stuck to me. The room was dark and the doctor and my mum were telling me to relax and go to sleep. FUCK that, i was obviously scared as shit so they gave me some toys. One of them being a little rubber devil thing that smelled odd and made me more scared than i already was. I can almost still smell it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polishcleaninglady Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 Asking my mom to crack open a pistachio nut for me strange how the weirdest things stick in your memory. I wonder why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 age 3, flying to london. living in the UK for a little over a year. my brother got pooped on by a bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 I remember being real little and my mom would put me in the bathroom with a blanket and a pillow and turn on the shower to hot and I would fall asleep instantly. I never wanted to sleep for anything when I was little, I would go to bed around 1am and my mom would wake up at 6am to find me eating cereal and watching cartoons (I was barely 3). If she didnt want to watch me for a few, she would put me in there and I would sleep for a good two hours or so. Whenever Im sick or cannot sleep I still go turn on the shower and will catch a nap on the floor, still works like a charm. Wierd, sometimes dirty, but when in need its crucial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odd.pr0ject Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 Did you know its possible to have memories before you were born, as in.. hereditary memories.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 i remember my first trip to visit bojangles. we got drunk and watched his roomates girls gone wild tapes for about 5 minutes and decided it was gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.