rushawn wuan Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 in my friends honda civic with the alarm going off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 why you winkin. im dead surrious. I was actually subtly implying that we should wed. Edit: So?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 with random chick named steph or something picked her up at a trainstation walked to an oval, got freakay good time was had by all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 oh for sure, skullybones. do you have a good life insurance policy? ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Uh... yeah. I mean no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 um myt girlfriends aunts bed probaly the most comfortable bed i have ever been on. also one of the only times i was able to cum with a condom on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOTPrep Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 you always had to walk to a mates house before going home after you did it. you just wanted them to ask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOTPrep Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 my nuts hurt like hell after the first time, normal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vyper Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 i felt more relief then pain in the whole nut region but hey im not a docter.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 What I find really funny is that most guys really don't regret losing their virginity, but most girls hugely regret the way it happened.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 freinds couch, shit was leather stuck to my knees, i was so drunk holding up a bottle of cheap white wine, showing freinds what i was doing. can i come to the wedding scullfhead and catface? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 *****'s bed, xmas eve night, 199? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 you always had to walk to a mates house before going home after you did it. you just wanted them to ask I always just go to a friends house and go dude you gotta smell this and stick my fingers in their face... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 in the back of a volkswagon beetle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 thee old twin bed.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Wow, me too!! ;) why you winkin. im dead surrious. He's hinting I believe.... I think he was winking to let you know that he's your husband and "why aren't we doing it a whole lot instead of talking about it." Oh yeah... I still lost my virginity at your momma's house... oohhhhhhhh.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 my nuts hurt like hell after the first time, normal? Normal as long as she was hurting the first time. If not you weren't trying hard enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 i should of used a condom... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 ha! i had no idea other people went through that... i hated that shit It's mandatory when you're 13 or 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract Rationality Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 In an apartment building storage closet thing. 15. could barely fit in that shit, tryin to hump her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 i lost it the same day i ever kissed a girl (i was fucking 18.) i asked this girl to come over and "get it out of the way" for me. she obliged. she comes over, we do the deed. i'm bored the whole time. i finish, get up, and go play roms on my computer while she stares at me from my bed. days later she told me she was in love with me saying i was the best she'd ever had. my thoughts, "man, you must've had some lousy sex in your life." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 *****'s bed, xmas eve night, 199? ha still believe in santa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
For Placement Only Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 i lost it the same day i ever kissed a girl (i was fucking 18.) i asked this girl to come over and "get it out of the way" for me. she obliged. she comes over, we do the deed. i'm bored the whole time. i finish, get up, and go play roms on my computer while she stares at me from my bed. days later she told me she was in love with me saying i was the best she'd ever had. my thoughts, "man, you must've had some lousy sex in your life." thats pretty gay, you had pussy thrown at you just for asking. and then youd rather play video games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted November 30, 2006 Author Share Posted November 30, 2006 t3h warcra4t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 hell nah, it was kid chameleon. and the girl wouldn't fucking leave. it was a business transaction, not an ice cream social. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOTPrep Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 yeh but if it was the day you had your first kiss tell me you wouldnt just hit it non stop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Turn this into wierdest place now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 i wanna fuck an eskimo bitch hella hard in an igloo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Salmon smelling bitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 yeh but if it was the day you had your first kiss tell me you wouldnt just hit it non stop Fuck that my first kiss was from some girl that I was less than a fan of (she looked good but was hella bitchy...on the back stairwell on of the tech wing in my middleschool...she let me grab tittay's and instilled my love for C cups...I wouldnt want to have sex in the back stairwell of the tech wing it smelled funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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