teen_014.jpg Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 [girl's voice] I am a pretty little dutch girl As pretty as pretty can be And all the boys around my block Are crazy over me [MCPB] I was walkin down the street, lookin at boobs, asses, faces Went in the salvation army for some used glasses cases Next to the doooorway The cashier catch me, held up an old map of Norway She flipped it over, and the message read 'You're gay' I looked at her anxiously Two lip rings looked like fangs to me I said, "Hope my sperm will get under your thermal Underwear, because you're cuter than Nermal" She said, "Go get a haircut" So I showed her my bare butt Pulled down my carhartts put my moon in her star-charts And to make stupid stupider, I stuffed the ring up my ass Said, "Now my moon's Jupiter" FUCKIN ASSHOLE [guy's voice] She has a boyfriend Fatty He comes from Cincinnati With 48 toes and a pickle on his nose And this is the way the story goes [MCPB] Clickity clack, he's at the rack with the jackets It's Black Italiano, lookin black cuz he's backlit "Ay, what's up with these fuckin Chinese lookin street gang jackets?" We started to slowdance I said, "No chance for romance If I have to wear condoms cuz they feel like snow pants" But I couldn't stay calm, because she revealed a bra Made of two yamakas, I said, "You're hella great!" Let's celebrate! We took the freight elevate- Er to continue our back-and-forth shaggin sports In the room with the davenports where men become cuckolds She chuckled I felt her knuckle above my belt buckle [guy's voice] One day when she was walking She heard her boyfriend talking To a little girl with a strawberry curl And this is what he said to her [MCPB] My pissed off Jabrowski Turned three colors like Krzysztof Kieslowski And said, "A handjob's a man's job, your job's a blowjob" That porn snob That corn cob with a doorknob is a born slob ????? Every penis wants to be famous It's a good way to stay misogynistic and aimless She said, "I'm glad you explained that My name is Jane Pratt, before you jerk off on my head please pass me that rain hat" So I did, you know What can I say? I'm a lonely male who will settle for any phony in a ponytail [black Italiano] Come On Bring your woman over here so I can show her a real Italian man I got the best of both fuckin worlds here Fuckin black man's dick, and an Italian man's brain Hehehee, FUCKIN ASSHOLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Abracadabra Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 mc paul barman is my second favorite white rapper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 ya hurrrd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 Salvation Barmy is my second favorite Paul Barman Song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 terrycloth cowel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 no mo indo, gin n juice i'm on my way to Chino, rollin on the Grey Goose i'm shackled from head to toe 25 with an izzL, with nowhere to gizzo, i know, them niggaz from the other side recognize my face cuz it's the O.G., D-O-double-G, L-B-C mad doggin niggaz cuz i don't care red jumpsuit with two braids in my hair niggaz stare as i enter, the center... they send me to a level 3 yard, that's where i stay late night i hear toothbrushes scrapin on the floor niggaz gettin they shanks, just in case the war, pops off, cuz you can't tell what's next my little homie Baby Boo took a pencil in his neck and he probably won't make it, to see 22 i put that on my momma, i'ma ride for you Baby Boo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 cmon barbie lets go party, ya ya yay-aaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 palabra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I didnt recognize the song but when I read "Pulled down my carhartts put my moon in her star-charts" I went 'ooooooooohhhhhhhh' Barman. That gay jew. Only a gay jew rhymes like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 word? word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M_I Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 word. wait.....what????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 MC Paul Barman is still around? Cock Mobster is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
For Placement Only Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 damn Brown nerds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 cmon barbie lets go party, ya ya yay-aaaa They need to make a comeback. That was a good song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 ^hahaha....wait...are you serious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 man aqua was banging! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PERMAFRIED_ Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 chocolate silk soy milk is so fuckin sweeeeet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 NESQUICK get wit it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 ^hahaha....wait...are you serious? Hell yes, I'm serious. You can't tell me you didn't like that song. C'mon, stop trying to be hip for just one minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 That motherfucker raps in palindrome: "Eve, Mika, RZA, Evil JD, Nasir is Osiris, and J. Live, AZ, Rakim, Cormega, Cage, Mr. O.C., I'm Anomi. I, mon ami!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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