T_R_O_N Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 eh... i kid you not, kermit was pissed off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 *cough*cough*... *cough* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 I put the Pee in Party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krONIKONE Posted November 26, 2006 Author Share Posted November 26, 2006 everything about this sounded cliche. first party? not my first party, it was the first time the person who threw the party ever threw a party. It's the first party of winter.....Wait when does winter start?? but anyways, thats just how it happened. Oh and the person that threw the party got way to drunk and threw up everywhere like six times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krONIKONE Posted November 26, 2006 Author Share Posted November 26, 2006 scientific proof magazine says you have bad taste in parties this was the only party happening that night. if you were there you would get where im coming from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 last party i went to barney and big bird were crip walkin. and elmo was spittin game at miss piggy, kermit grabed his glock and was about to pop off son. That shit was crazy. i kid you not, kermit was pissed off. oh no "eh..." to you...your shit sounds off the chain...Alway fun to see a muppet get his wig split... I say eh... to the original post... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Umm yeah, last night I was so drunk that shin kicking competitions were the best thing ever. My shins are completely fucked up. hahaha I used to do that shit when I was younger, I remember my shins having like black and blue golf balls on them that shit hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 the cack to vag ratio isnt 20:1 its a good party This seems to happen at all the parties that I go to. And if there are girls there, they're always 17 or 18 yrs old. I don't fuck around with that. Mostly because I don't like girls that think that making out necessitates having romantic feelings. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 sparks is gross. I was just about to say the same thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 boring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mR.Why? Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 My buddy smoked a fly once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 It's not a party unless Spuds Mc Kenzie is there. true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krONIKONE Posted November 26, 2006 Author Share Posted November 26, 2006 i like them. after awhile tho, they get boring and nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 yeah very true about bustos^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 The last party i threw i slapped a girl in the face with a wad of veggie dip and started eating carrots off her face. Wrestled her to the ground and started chewing on her ass cheeks. I just got a friend request from her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krONIKONE Posted November 26, 2006 Author Share Posted November 26, 2006 nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 i woulda got some dome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 hahaha thats whats up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spruce Lee Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 GREAT STORY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 I was just about to say the same thing sparks is probably the worst alchaholic beverage I´ve ever drank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D0WN Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 Oh and the person that threw the party got way to drunk and threw up everywhere like six times. now that's just totally insane :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 was there a wolf in the kitchen? exactly, if there was no wolf, your party was no bueno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 im not going to read this thread so i dont know if anyone has said this yet but im going to go ahead and point out that none of what you just describe constitutes a "crazy ass" party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vacuum cleaner Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 boring ^^WHOA. And, sparks is disgusting... sounds like you went to a party full of 15 year-olds. crazy ass parties are the parties that you don't remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special.Victims.Unit Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 ^^WHOA. And, sparks is disgusting... sounds like you went to a party full of 15 year-olds. crazy ass parties are the parties that you don't remember. word. you're not supposed to remember crazy parties. you shoulda made up stuff so you could at least sound like a "g"... unless you already did. then you failed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 Yeah, it was nuts. All kinds of shit happened. This one drunk chick was fallin all over and then she was trying to make out with everyone. she even wanted to drop some dome on my homie. I puffed on a fat ass blunt. drank some sparks.... good times. But then it got wack and people were fallin asleep n shit, so i dipped out and walked my ass home. When i got homw i smoked another blunt of some fresh-ass zona and went to sleep. the end. Dicuss. discuss what? you went out, got loaded, had some drunk girl all over you and then came home...........wow ....i have never heard of something like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 was there a wolf in the kitchen? exactly, if there was no wolf, your party was no bueno This fact is true! Having a wolf in your house will A: get you laid and B: Keep your guests wanting to come back to your house everyweekend. I am living proof of all of this... My roomate is killing a deer this week or else he cant sleep in the house this weekend... We are planning on having a Venicen BBQ saturday night freakin odd ass redneck theme party...whatever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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