El Mamerro Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 So I just got back about 20 minutes ago from anight of steady drinking. I'm not super drunk, but I'm definitely somewhat wasted. However, as I was just about to pass out, I looked over and noticed the weirdest thing: There is a little packet of dental floss leaning straight up against the bathroom door. It's almost dead center in the middle of the doorway, standing on its narrowest edge. I got up to check it out, opened the door, and... ...the little fucker stayed straight up. What the shit. I remember when I was shaving earlier before I went out, some shit fell out of the mirror cabinet and I was like "Aw fuck, I'll pick that up later", but that shit couldn't have possibly landed that perfectly. There's some shady business going on here. What the fuck is going on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Re: Alright dude, what the fuck. chupacabra! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Re: Alright dude, what the fuck. MY apartment is haunted... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 Re: Alright dude, what the fuck. On a totally 100% unrelated note, you know that clip that recently became the new sensation, the one with that indian midget breakdancing? Well, someone sent me the link to the full Bollywood movie that clip was from, and not only is it the craziest fucking shit I've seen (it is truly fucking awesome, seriously, go check it out), it contained this song-and-dance number that I thought was actually pretty dope. So I grabbed a bit of it, looped it, and put a Peanut Butter Wolf beat over it and now it's like the illest shit ever. It's now my ringtone and everyone's asking what the fuck it is. Put this shit on loop and wig out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Re: Alright dude, what the fuck. quite obviously someone broke into your apartment and rearranged your furniture too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 Re: Alright dude, what the fuck. Naw everything's exactly where it's supposed to be. Except the fucking dental floss, which is clearly not supposed to be where it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Re: Alright dude, what the fuck. On a marginally related tip... anyone know why the Mumbai Mirror site stopped updating on Nov. 13? I mean, it's a big paper, in the biggest city... what the fuck web tech? It's not like everyone doesn't work for a helpline already! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Re: Alright dude, what the fuck. Mental floss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Re: Alright dude, what the fuck. On a totally 100% unrelated note, you know that clip that recently became the new sensation, the one with that indian midget breakdancing? Well, someone sent me the link to the full Bollywood movie that clip was from, and not only is it the craziest fucking shit I've seen (it is truly fucking awesome, seriously, go check it out), it contained this song-and-dance number that I thought was actually pretty dope. So I grabbed a bit of it, looped it, and put a Peanut Butter Wolf beat over it and now it's like the illest shit ever. It's now my ringtone and everyone's asking what the fuck it is. Put this shit on loop and wig out. what is the name of that movie?....There is this little indian owned store up the road rfom my work that sells alot of indian films and the such and I want to see if they have it...hook it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Tooth Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Re: Alright dude, what the fuck. upright dental floss is the new sign of the apocalyspe, fuck a horseman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Re: Alright dude, what the fuck. i dunno mammero my dental floss is always kept upright infront of a door all the cool kids do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Re: Alright dude, what the fuck. I just stole your ringtone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Re: Alright dude, what the fuck. thats awesome toof floss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 Re: Alright dude, what the fuck. I just woke up and went to take a shit and accidentally kicked the dental floss off its mystical position. The magic is gone now, but I'm still completely baffled. what is the name of that movie?....There is this little indian owned store up the road rfom my work that sells alot of indian films and the such and I want to see if they have it...hook it up. Here's the link I saw. According to that link it's called "Adhisaya Piravi". It's actually not the whole movie, just the first half hour, but trust me, it's fucking epic. At least watch one of the fight scenes, it's really out of control ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Re: Alright dude, what the fuck. i want to smoke a bidi now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Re: Alright dude, what the fuck. best B&E ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Re: Alright dude, what the fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Re: Alright dude, what the fuck. its a sign. floss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 Re: Alright dude, what the fuck. Maybe, but I'm not doing it with that packet. That shit is fucking cursed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Re: Alright dude, what the fuck. Its ghosted Sneak is knowledgable...Have another drink go back to sleep... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Re: Alright dude, what the fuck. people actually floss? ...i thought that was an urban myth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Re: Alright dude, what the fuck. the ghost of Big Pun has returned to Puerto Rico Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Re: Alright dude, what the fuck. That "Indain shit" mp3 is nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncle-boy Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Re: Alright dude, what the fuck. On a totally 100% unrelated note, you know that clip that recently became the new sensation, the one with that indian midget breakdancing? Well, someone sent me the link to the full Bollywood movie that clip was from, and not only is it the craziest fucking shit I've seen (it is truly fucking awesome, seriously, go check it out), it contained this song-and-dance number that I thought was actually pretty dope. So I grabbed a bit of it, looped it, and put a Peanut Butter Wolf beat over it and now it's like the illest shit ever. It's now my ringtone and everyone's asking what the fuck it is. Put this shit on loop and wig out. you are the man, this is awesome-o. ive seen one of the fight scenes from this flick on-line, shit is bananas. the dental floss... i think it just fell and happend to land like that, and the fact that your wasted got you thinking its evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Re: Alright dude, what the fuck. someone left a not so subtle hint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Re: Alright dude, what the fuck. i rode my bicycle directly into a handrail yesterday, i didn't even see it until after i was looking up at it, i'm sure the people waiting at the light thought it was pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Re: Alright dude, what the fuck. i don't have a solution to the dental floss, but i do have a solution for your floor corners: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_the_Cat Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Re: Alright dude, what the fuck. the beginning of that movie had me trippin balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Re: Alright dude, what the fuck. There's some shady business going on here. What the fuck is going on? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Re: Alright dude, what the fuck. God hates your breath.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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