soupBDC Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 So the j.o.b. today was wack. I had to be a cashier because my fellow assitant manager didn't schedule enough people to work today. I had to make up stupid jokes so time would go by at a reasonable pace. Not really ha ha jokes, but take this one customer for example. She's just buying a collender and some napkins so I ask her if she wants a bag. Her reply is an attempt to be cute, "Oh would you? If you do I'll love it forever." I say "Would you like the napkins in the bag??" "Yeah!" She says. "Would you like your reciept in the bag???" "Yeah!!" Well shit girl here you go and enjoy that mothafuckin bag! I find everyday things funny. Life sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 I've been calling you asian for a while, are you actually asian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 Chinese is pretty asian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 i just got off work. I always catch a "second wind" or whatever the fuck, whenever I work the night shift, I'll be up till 3 doing aboslutely nothing, which kind of sucks, because I gotta be right back there tomorrow to open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarekroe Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Asian women have stinky buttcracks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 You aren't from Oakland nigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarekroe Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Oaktown represent, yigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 No. Seriously. You aren't from Oakland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarekroe Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 No. Seriously. Born and Raised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 O rly? Name two places you can go see new release movies for $3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 I'm from Hayward... Right on Soup... Do I actually know you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarekroe Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Saying I'm not from Oakland is like saying you can't find the Prophet Mohammed in the Qu'Ran. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 You mean.. in "RL?" nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarekroe Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 The Grand Lake is the only one I can think of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 Grand Lake is cheap, but not $3 cheap. You gotta get more gnigger than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 Okay okay, maybe you're not into movies. Answer one the following: 1. Where is the cheapest gas in Oakland? 2. Where did the old Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles use to be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faythrokskione Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 open ur eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 dn't be ga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Soup do you not like me cause I'm white... I know how you people stick together... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 True, but dude my mom's white. I just plain don't like pirates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 Nah I like pirates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Whew... I almost started crying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 Such a winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 are you seriously quizing this kid on oakland? who the fuck cares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Bad day.. 11 hour shift... Get home.. Ready to go have a few drinks.. Car starts smoking.. Oil leaking everywhere... Gotta take the car in and still got back to work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 yeah... im in the wrong oakland... or maybe its the right one... i dont know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 I'm not in Oakland.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 I went to see the matinee of Tenacious D the other day and I payed $4.00 for a coke, and then the guy tried to give me a receipt... I laughed in his face... so then I caught up with my friend who had jumped in line ahead of me and 7 people so he was all out of my sight... so, I catch up and I say... 'that kid tried to give me a receipt for my coke'... he said, 'yeah, me too... I laughed in his face!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 oh im in oakland... the one just outside detroit... and im just outside detroit... Isor moved up a couple mile roads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 I'm in hell.. It's warm as can be expected.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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