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Trial Date Set for Santa Facing Sex Change

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A trial date has been set in the case this mall Santa facing child molestation charges. Lewis Watkins appeared in a Powhatan court Wednesday afternoon, and has been hit with a number of charges including forcible sodomy, aggravated sexual battery, and multiple charges of distribution of child pornography.

 

His trial is set to start on January 10th.

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Re: Trial Date Set for Santa Facing Sex Charges

 

This just in...

 

Santa beat to a bloody pulp after convincing a kid to sit on his North Pole.

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Re: Trial Date Set for Santa Facing Sex Charges

 

I caught Santa fucking johnny in the ass.

 

what a shitstain, I hate preverts

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hahaha...i can picture this santa telling kids:

"Ho ho ho...come sit on santa's lap and will talk about the first thing that pops up!"

 

lol

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Shit is fucked up.

I remember the movie Bad Santa, where he uses a line like "You ain't gonna shit right for a week!" or something. Thats what popped into my head when reading this.

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