blood fart Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I would eat some xanax and then lay in a pile of kittens. Pour scoops and scoops of kittens all over my head. Hopefully the kittens would suffocate me while I slept. If not, I am sure when I woke up in a puddle of kittens with kitten paws all over my face and mouth, I wouldn't want to kill myself anymore. Or I would eat nachos until I exploded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phax Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 just overdose on thizz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 this thread is so fucking emo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Maddox knows the best ways possible. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaSHUEah Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I would go out like Emily Plath and stick my head in a oven. Just incase noone has heard of Emily Plath I am going to share the story. Emily Plath was a famous female poet but she was crazy in the head and tried time and time again to take her life.Every try unsuccesful until she stuck her head in the oven and stuck it out long enough to die.In the late 1980's Nike was catching bull by womens rights activists about not including women in their ads.At the same time Nike was using a campain using influental authors and poets to advertise their product to express that you can be smart and athletic.In order to get these womens rights activist off of their backs and include a poet they put Emily Plath on one of their ads with the ever so famous slogan "JUST DO IT".That caught some bull and if you can find that ad Im pretty sure its worth a pretty penny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potholder Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 some good reading here: http://www.satanservice.org/coe/suicide/guide/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PEDRO NAVAJA Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 A hail of bullets taking as many cops with me as possible. hell yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I would go out like Emily Plath and stick my head in a oven. I think you mean Sylvia? On February 11, 1963, Plath gassed herself in her kitchen, ending her life at the age of thirty. The new nanny arrived but couldn't rouse Plath's neighbor in the flat below, as he was under the effect of the gas. Plath's children were found in good health, if a bit chilled--she had taken the precautions of opening the windows in the other rooms and sealing the kitchen door crack with dish towels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I would go out in style, ala Patrick Swayze's character in Point Break. Thats right I'd like to go out into big fucken waves never to come back in. But I'd be too scared to got thru with it so it wouldn't happen. But I saw a story on TV last night about those people jumping of the Golden Gate bridge movie. Shit looked crazy!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 definitely a car chase Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Explosion. That way I wouldn't crap myself and I would be guaranteed quick death. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 google oner says with graffiti supplies so huffing im guessing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontsleep34 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 i would drink myself to death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Listen up. Hang yourself...with steel-razor wire. Sticky glue your hands to your head. Jump off of whatever surface you're on. The result: It looks like you ripped your own head off. I did this in my past life...and recieved widespread acclaim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 FIRE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahr-eye-ve-eeh Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 jerk off then right wen you're about to jizz shoot urself in the head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUCKMUNI Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 suicide bomb 850 bryant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I would kill you before i killed myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 But it would involve binge drinking and heavy pilll consumption. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 jumping in front of a moving train Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 opening fire on central bookings or any police station Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 sex with a prostitute with no rubber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Take my motorcycle go as fast as I can over a bridge turn and hit the sidewall sail off the bridge to my ultimate demise... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 eat fast food everyday, twice a day for several years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 sleep with a mobster/gang member's significant other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 plastic bag your head. but i'd rather be imploding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 be a man about it and sharpen a soup spoon and swallow that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 get drunk and drive your car off a bridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump47 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Jump off a Building. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8589349/ I'm not saying it's glamorous. Edited for better article. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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