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I would eat some xanax and then lay in a pile of kittens.

Pour scoops and scoops of kittens all over my head.

Hopefully the kittens would suffocate me while I slept.

If not, I am sure when I woke up in a puddle of kittens with kitten paws all over my face and mouth, I wouldn't want to kill myself anymore.

 

Or I would eat nachos until I exploded.

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I would go out like Emily Plath and stick my head in a oven.

 

Just incase noone has heard of Emily Plath I am going to share the story.

 

Emily Plath was a famous female poet but she was crazy in the head and

tried time and time again to take her life.Every try unsuccesful until she

stuck her head in the oven and stuck it out long enough to die.In the late

1980's Nike was catching bull by womens rights activists about not including

women in their ads.At the same time Nike was using a campain using

influental authors and poets to advertise their product to express that you

can be smart and athletic.In order to get these womens rights activist off

of their backs and include a poet they put Emily Plath on one of their ads

with the ever so famous slogan "JUST DO IT".That caught some bull and if

you can find that ad Im pretty sure its worth a pretty penny.

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I would go out like Emily Plath and stick my head in a oven.

 

I think you mean Sylvia?

 

On February 11, 1963, Plath gassed herself in her kitchen, ending her life at the age of thirty. The new nanny arrived but couldn't rouse Plath's neighbor in the flat below, as he was under the effect of the gas. Plath's children were found in good health, if a bit chilled--she had taken the precautions of opening the windows in the other rooms and sealing the kitchen door crack with dish towels.
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I would go out in style, ala Patrick Swayze's character in Point Break.

 

Thats right I'd like to go out into big fucken waves never to come back in.

 

But I'd be too scared to got thru with it so it wouldn't happen.

 

But I saw a story on TV last night about those people jumping of the Golden Gate bridge movie. Shit looked crazy!!

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