Smart Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 didn't they pass a law about how cars had to have inside trunk latches now? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PEDRO NAVAJA Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 i wish a nigg would......................................lock me in his trunk,,,so i can post pics on 12oz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaSHUEah Posted November 20, 2006 Author Share Posted November 20, 2006 didn't they pass a law about how cars had to have inside trunk latches now? That law was passed as of January 1 2001....I can tell you right now that car was from the early 90's...93' at the best. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 oh, then you're supposed to bust out the tail light from the inside and stick your hand out the hole and wave around. good luck with all that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaSHUEah Posted November 20, 2006 Author Share Posted November 20, 2006 Everyone this is the latest.It seems like the saga never ends.When I was five I was at a "Barnum & Bailey" circus and I was throwing peanuts at a clown.Well earlier I was walking my miniture poodle threw the hood and a small ass car rolled up on me and a bunch of clowns (like seriously twenty something) hopped out with the guns with chainsaws on them like they have in "Gears of War" and they chopped off my feet and I passed out and when I woke up I was in a porta-john chained by my wrist to each wall and plastic bags around where my ankles use to be catching all the blood.Good thing I still have the the portable computer that got placed in my head four years ago when I was abducted out of my bedroom by aliens.So I am here I am assuming in Wyoming.I heard the clowns talking about a half hour ago they were conversing about chopping me up in tiny pieces and proccesing me in the artifical peanut machine so when the children at the circus have pieces of me in their peanuts when they peel them open.Man I dont know what to do I figured I would go to 12oz since you guys showed me so much support last time.HELP!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 oh, then you're supposed to bust out the tail light from the inside and stick your hand out the hole and wave around. good luck with all that. hahaha....i learned that trick from an episode of america's most wanted! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LANDCLAM1 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 wtf...! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 what a strange child 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 hahaha....i learned that trick from an episode of america's most wanted! take it from a guy that might get kidnapped... you dont want to just 'wave your hand around'... give everyone "The Finger". That will get SO much more attention... I mean, think about it, you're driving along and you look over, maybe you might say to your passenger that the tail light in the Corrolla just waved at you... BUT... you KNOW, if it happened, that you would slam on brakes and shout "THAT GOD DAMNED CARROLLA'S TAIL LIGHT JUST SHOT ME THE FUCKING BIRD!" So, if you were in the trunk then you would be saved by angry people pretty quickly... I think... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaSHUEah Posted November 20, 2006 Author Share Posted November 20, 2006 "you KNOW, if it happened, that you would slam on brakes and shout "THAT GOD DAMNED CARROLLA'S TAIL LIGHT JUST SHOT ME THE FUCKING BIRD!" So, if you were in the trunk then you would be saved by angry people pretty quickly... I think..." that made me laugh out loud 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 hey shit, did i miss anything, ive been in this fuckin trunk for like 3 days..... oh man i need to be armed to the teeth next time i walk to starbucks to get my mocha-frappe-lotta-shit cause these hipsters are locking me in the vespa storage compartments and let me tell you, that shit is no where near as roomy as my moms taurus.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 ^^^^hahahaha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 i'm typing now 30,000 leagues beneath the sea from a one-man submarine. oxygen levels are low and time is running out 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 hows your battery life 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 fixed!!!! Everyone this is the latest.It seems like the saga never ends.When I was five I was at a "Barnum & Bailey" circus and I was throwing my cock at a clown.Well earlier I was walking my miniture poodle threw the hood and a small ass car rolled up on me and a bunch of clowns (like seriously twenty something) hopped out with their cocks in their hands like they do in those "meatholes movies" and they dickslapped me and I passed out and when I woke up I was in a porta-john chained by my wrist to each wall and plastic sprite bottle up my ass. Good thing they lubed me up real good and granted me a last wish by letting me borrow their portable computer. this reminds me of four years ago when I was abducted out of my bedroom by my father and took me a sex slave.So I am here I am assuming in Wyoming.I heard the clowns talking about a half hour ago they were conversing about covering my face in cum and maybe doing a donkey show with me and then putting it up on myspace and limewire. .Man I dont know what to do I figured I would go to 12oz since you guys showed me so much support last time.HELP!!!! :scrambled: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 nice fix 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 bullshit... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notyourboy Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I hope when I am trapped in a trunk and post a thread detailing my adventure, you jaded dudes don't shrug it off and call it bullshit. Well, I would have to get a Sidekick first. And then find enemies that have a car. It could happen though. Getting locked in the trunk is the new black. This kid is cutting edge.:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 "i'm locked up, they won't let me out" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 i dont know where your from kid, but if this happened to me id be reaching for the stainless 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaSHUEah Posted January 2 Author Share Posted January 2 Incase anybody cares…. I made it out alive. 1 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 40 minutes ago, jaSHUEah said: Incase anybody cares…. I made it out alive. Whatever happened to them? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaSHUEah Posted January 3 Author Share Posted January 3 (edited) One got stabbed to death outside a nightclub a couple years later, another is now serving time for selling coke laced with Fentanyl that ended up killing an infant, and the third one I haven’t been able to find anything about… Edited January 3 by jaSHUEah 2 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 @jaSHUEahWhat else you been up to over the last 17 years? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 1 hour ago, jaSHUEah said: Incase anybody cares…. I made it out alive. I can't believe it took you 17 years to get out. Good to have you back. What was it like seeing how much everything has changed over that time? 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaSHUEah Posted January 3 Author Share Posted January 3 8 minutes ago, LUGR said: @jaSHUEahWhat else you been up to over the last 17 years? Y’all really been waiting this long a new GTA? Fortunately for me I’ve got some time to catch up with IV and V. Did y’all really elect the dude from Apprentice though? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 2 hours ago, jaSHUEah said: Y’all really been waiting this long a new GTA? Fortunately for me I’ve got some time to catch up with IV and V. Did y’all really elect the dude from Apprentice though? Yeah, we have fucked up more than a few times. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 On 11/20/2006 at 1:23 PM, MOE-LESTER said: i dont know where your from kid, but if this happened to me id be reaching for the stainless 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaSHUEah Posted January 3 Author Share Posted January 3 -anyway…. Since then I have heard we have gone though inflation on two separate occasions… :.:problems with the bank and the housing market… …Sadam was caught though…. ….Happy to hear about Em’a recovery though.. …..I would have never guessed this 17yrs ago.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 2 hours ago, jaSHUEah said: -anyway…. Since then I have heard we have gone though inflation on two separate occasions… :.:problems with the bank and the housing market… …Sadam was caught though…. ….Happy to hear about Em’a recovery though.. …..I would have never guessed this 17yrs ago.. 17 years later and you just posted your 17th post! shits vast! I hope you stick around, you are finally home. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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