PICK A SONG, DEFINE IT

[lord_casek]

so, here are the rules

 

1. pick a song or partial song

2. define it lyrically

3. make it funny

 

 

i picked CHAMILLIONAIRE "RIDIN'"

 

They see me rollin "i'm driviing along"

 

They hatin "all of the mexican people are looking at me funny"

 

Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty "i think i'm in the wrong neighborhood"

 

Tryin to catch me ridin dirty "i saw a dateline nbc special about this type of stuff"

Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

 

My music so loud "i'm listening to the new shania twain album on volume level 6!"

 

I'm swangin "my wife washed my new boxer shorts"

 

They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty "they are really quite comfy"

 

Tryin to catch me ridin dirty "all the mexicans are looking at me funny"

Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

 

[Abracadabra]

happy birthday to you happy birthday to you

you live in a zoo your place of residence is a zoo

you look like a monkey you resemble a primate

and you smell like one too and you also have the odor of a primate

[iloveboxcars]

i got 5 on it (instrumental)

 

. .

[CALIgula]

1,2,3, and to the 4 "Look ya'll...i can count"

snoop doggy dogg and doctor dre are at the door "Two black people are knocking"

ready to make an entrance so back on up "we are about to kick down the door, so move!"

cause you know we bout to rip shit up "cause we like to play with feces"

 

Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble "I wanna rap first so i can pop"

Compton and long beach together, now you know you in trouble "two ghettos...you better watch out!"

Aint nothin but a g thang, baaaaabay! "there isn't anything but a g thing, little kid"

Two loced out niggass so were craaaaazay! "2 crazy people who are crazy"

Death row is the label that paaaaays me! "i work for the state as an executioner"

Unfadable, so please dont try to fade this "im permanent.....please dont think about buffing me."

[DETO]

happy birthday to you happy birthday to you

you live in a zoo your place of residence is a zoo

you look like a monkey you resemble a primate

and you smell like one too and you also have the odor of a primate

 

:lol: !

[lord_casek]

Artist: Aerosmith Lyrics

Song: Walk This Way (Aerosmith, Run Dmc) Lyrics

 

 

There's a backseat lover, "i know this slutty chick"

that's always undercover "she won't tell anyone"

and I talked till my daddy say, "i was on coke, i wouldn't shut up about it"

said "ya ain't seen nothin till your down on a muffin,

and theres sure to be a change in way" "you haven't seen shit until you're eating some pussy and that shit squirts like 5 feet"

now theres a cheerleader, that's a real big pleaser "i know this other slut, too"

as far as I could reminice "coming down off that coke really fucked my head up. i can't even remember the last time i pooped"

and the best thing lovin' was you sister and your cousin "i fucked your sister and your cousin, at the same time."

and it started with a little kiss, like this "i kissed her like this"

 

She start swingin' with the boys in school "this slut was a big slut"

and her feet are flyin' up in the air "i already said she liked to fuck"

singin hey diddle diddle with the titty in the middle "we were singing 'hey diddle diddle witha titty in the middle'",

and you swingin like you just dont care "you're a slut, too"

so I took a big chance at the highschool dance "this chick was gonna put out. i was 37"

with a lady who was ready to play "that slut i was telling you about"

it wasn't me she was foolin' "i wasn't fooled by her broad shoulders"

cause she knew what she was doin "i kept hoping she didn't have a penis"

when she told me how to walk this way, she told me to "i walk like this"

[26SidedCube]

Slob on my cat Lick me where i pee

Cause you know it's fat because you've heard I piss big.

Check in with me So call me

And do that And do the thing that I just said.

[bayB mama dramER]

We used to fight for building blocks

Now we fight for blocks with buildings that make a killing

The closest of friends when we first started

But grew apart as the money grew, and soon grew black-hearted

Thinking back when we first learned to use rubbers

He never learned so in turn I'm kidnapping his baby's mother

My hand around her collar, feeding her cheese

She said the taste of dollars was shitty so I fed her fifties

About his whereabouts I wasn't convinced

So I kept feeding her money 'til her shit started to make sense

Who could ever forsee, we used to stay up all night at slumber parties

now I'm trying to rock this bitch to sleep

All the years we were real close

Now I see his fears through her tears, know she's wishing we were still

close

Don't cry, it is to be

In time, I'll take away your miseries and make 'em mine, D'Evils...

 

D'EVILS ...JAY-Z

[Abracadabra]

Straight outta Compton, crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube honey, someone let one of the niggers out of the ghetto

From the gang called Niggaz With Attitudes and he's a gang member

When I'm called off, I got a sawed off he has a gun

Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off i think he wants to shoot us

You too, boy, if ya fuck with me yep, he wants to shoot us

The police are gonna hafta come and get me call the police

Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out wait....i think he might be gay

For the punk motherfuckers that's showin out and he's talking jibberish. or ebonics. i don't really know anymore

Niggaz start to mumble, they wanna rumble more ebonics

Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo hmmm...i think he's hungry

Goin off on a motherfucker like that more ebonics

with a gat that's pointed at yo ass he's got his gun out again

So give it up smooth and i think he's trying to pick me up

Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move yep, he definately wants to have sex with me

Here's a murder rap to keep yo dancin i can't figure out if he wants to kill me or party

with a crime record like Charles Manson he has a criminal record. typical

AK-47 is the tool how many guns does this guy have?

Don't make me act the motherfuckin fool is this that 'hyphy' the kids keep talking about?

Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe so is it no, or maybe?

I'm knockin niggaz out tha box, daily oh, i think he works security at jack in the box

yo weekly, monthly and yearly isn't that novel, he kows how to read a calender!

until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly and he's an optometrist!

that I'm down with the capital C-P-T i don't care about your motives, optometry is a good profession

Boy you can't fuck with me that's ok, i'm heterosexual. that's my wife over there. "hello sir"

So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck i make a point of avoiding the ghetto. too many black people

Coz Ice Cube is crazy as fuck how does a block of water become mentally ill?

As I leave, believe I'm stompin thank god, he's ging back to the ghetto

but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Compton i believe you

[DETO]

i don't think baby mama dram gets the point of the thread...

[CALIgula]

hahahaha....nice post mr abc

[DETO]

hahaha...ABC is awesome.

[Theo Huxtable.]

chicken noodle soup chicken noodle soup chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side

 

when i eat campbell's chunky chicken noodle soup i always wash it down with an ice cold coca cola

[bayB mama dramER]

naaa it was for D'EVILS out there.....

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[Mauler5150]

What are you on about bayB mama?

 

Abra, that Straight outta Compton one was gold.

[26SidedCube]

Well, ABC, I tried to give you props but 12oz wants me to be more of a hedonist.

 

/nohom..yeah, you know.

[Mauler5150]

Haha, I had the same problem 26sided!!

[Issac Brock]

happy birthday to you happy birthday to you

you live in a zoo your place of residence is a zoo

you look like a monkey you resemble a primate

and you smell like one too and you also have the odor of a primate

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[NeRVe54]

Straight outta Compton, crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube honey, someone let one of the niggers out of the ghetto

From the gang called Niggaz With Attitudes and he's a gang member

When I'm called off, I got a sawed off he has a gun

Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off i think he wants to shoot us

You too, boy, if ya fuck with me yep, he wants to shoot us

The police are gonna hafta come and get me call the police

Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out wait....i think he might be gay

For the punk motherfuckers that's showin out and he's talking jibberish. or ebonics. i don't really know anymore

Niggaz start to mumble, they wanna rumble more ebonics

Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo hmmm...i think he's hungry

Goin off on a motherfucker like that more ebonics

with a gat that's pointed at yo ass he's got his gun out again

So give it up smooth and i think he's trying to pick me up

Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move yep, he definately wants to have sex with me

Here's a murder rap to keep yo dancin i can't figure out if he wants to kill me or party

with a crime record like Charles Manson he has a criminal record. typical

AK-47 is the tool how many guns does this guy have?

Don't make me act the motherfuckin fool is this that 'hyphy' the kids keep talking about?

Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe so is it no, or maybe?

I'm knockin niggaz out tha box, daily oh, i think he works security at jack in the box

yo weekly, monthly and yearly isn't that novel, he kows how to read a calender!

until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly and he's an optometrist!

that I'm down with the capital C-P-T i don't care about your motives, optometry is a good profession

Boy you can't fuck with me that's ok, i'm heterosexual. that's my wife over there. "hello sir"

So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck i make a point of avoiding the ghetto. too many black people

Coz Ice Cube is crazy as fuck how does a block of water become mentally ill?

As I leave, believe I'm stompin thank god, he's ging back to the ghetto

but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Compton i believe you

 

i could see dave chapelle written all over this.

[Bob Murphy[ r.i.p]. kid]

This is one of those things where it sounds like a better idea to me going in but then i dont like it.After streaming down this page and struggling to maintain focus with my a.d.d.I didnt actually really laugh once and found it more teeeeedeeeeooosssoooo than an exam.not knocking it ,it just didnt make it 4 me.