LIVERWURST* Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Bring her home a set of pajamas or lingerie that are around the size she used to be. Than say you checked a piece of clothing in her closet before buying it, but be sure its something real old... You come out clean, but you got the point across. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Yeah, I guess I have a habit of talking real talk. Like how we do in real life. oh, you mean how you do when you're flipping my burgers? gotcha keep it real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 ^Zing! Bring her home a set of pajamas or lingerie that are around the size she used to be. Than say you checked a piece of clothing in her closet before buying it, but be sure its something real old... You come out clean, but you got the point across. Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*-*-*-* Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 oh, you mean how you do when you're flipping my burgers? gotcha keep it real Nah, like how I talk when your girl is giving me happy ending after a nice massage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Nah, like how I talk when your girl is giving me happy ending after a nice massage. "your" girl thanks for playing. Please come again. Edit: oh.....and I seriously doubt either one of my girls would let you lay your grubby little 8th grade hands on'em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*-*-*-* Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 That is how I spelled it you idiot.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 i heard that fat chicks give the best head because theyre always hungry..,,,, on another note, I feel as if this thread is bringing down the women's rights. Fuck this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 but getting back on track, I think a gradual subtle hint can be used to get a girl to lose some weight. The key is to do what Sarcasm said and get them to work out WITH you. Much easier and motivating when you're working out with someone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 That is how I spelled it you idiot.:lol: yeah, noticed the cute little edit you made. You're not fooling anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 i heard that fat chicks give the best head because theyre always hungry..,,,, on another note, I feel as if this thread is bringing down the women's rights. Fuck this thread. you mean to tell me you never looked at a guy and thought "you know if he lifted some weights and put on a little muscle, he'd be hot"....? c'mon girl, you're going to take the high road and tell me you haven't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 I totally haven't. I dont dig guys that are all muscley and big. Normal with all 10 fingers and toes is all i ask. ...and deep pockets. wait. nevermind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 ^^^ HA! we're all shallow in our own way dial b for busted. I feel violated as a male....so we're all supposed to be rich playboys huh? i see how it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 no wai. just not scumbags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*-*-*-* Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 yeah, noticed the cute little edit you made. You're not fooling anyone. It's even spelled right in your little quote box of what I said. Nice try.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 If she is latin....that makes perfect sense....no offense to the latinas....my ex was the same way.....plus it happens after marriage too....so before you spend money on the honeymoon, spend some money on gym memberships. how come once latinas hit 35 they have a metamorphisis where they get 5 inches shorter and 60 pounds heavier? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 It's even spelled right in your little quote box of what I said. Nice try.:lol: going down the checklist huh cheesedick? 1. make wise ass remark in fat girl thread 2. go to kitchen, eat rest of leftover burger 3. go bathroom, piss 4. Go look in brickslayers 5. dig in ear 6. check back in fat girl thread to make sure i get in last word with Gunm before moms makes me turn off lights and go to bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 how come once latinas hit 35 they have a metamorphisis where they get 5 inches shorter and 60 pounds heavier? It's true.. Then you always see them coming out the bar with some skinny Latin guy who is usually short as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 I totally haven't. I dont dig guys that are all muscley and big. Normal with all 10 fingers and toes is all i ask. ...and deep pockets. wait. nevermind. hahhahahaha golddigger..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*-*-*-* Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 going down the checklist huh cheesedick? 1. make wise ass remark in fat girl thread 2. go to kitchen, eat rest of leftover burger 3. go bathroom, piss 4. Go look in brickslayers 5. dig in ear 6. check back in fat girl thread to make sure i get in last word with Gunm before moms makes me turn off lights and go to bed Check your facts. You're the dickhead that made the smartass remark that started this. Now you're just mad that you got out "zinged". Next time keep ya mouth shut if you can't take what you dish out you pretentious fuck. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 wow you both sound like a couple of fat girls fighting over the last cupcake at the lunch table.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 I've seen tall Asians, but I'm not sure I've ever seen a tall Mexican... but now, back to large women: ...or maybe not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 I totally haven't. I dont dig guys that are all muscley and big. Normal with all 10 fingers and toes is all i ask. ...and deep pockets. wait. nevermind. what about some muscle? you like skinny twigs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 wow you both sound like a couple of fat girls fighting over the last cupcake at the lunch table.... I won...chocolate frosting is my favorite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 how come once latinas hit 35 they have a metamorphisis where they get 5 inches shorter and 60 pounds heavier? i think its the result of popping out all of them kids by age 19. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 wow you both sound like a couple of fat girls fighting over the last cupcake at the lunch table.... why don't you let me have my fun damnit...I don't bother you when you're drowning the nieghborhood cats in the fifty gallon drum behind your toolshed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 I've seen tall Asians, but I'm not sure I've ever seen a tall Mexican... trust me tall mexicans are a lot more common than tall asians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 why don't you let me have my fun damnit...I don't bother you when you're drowning the nieghborhood cats in the fifty gallon drum behind your toolshedthey were racoons not cats get it right damn it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Check your facts. . right, let me go get my notebook and ball point pen so I can research this accordingly and get back to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 I am not totally against thick chicks.....just the fat ones bother me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 i think its the result of popping out all of them kids by age 19. maybe so. i remember some latina chick called on the radio requesting a song and told the host that she was 21 and already had 3 kids :rolleyes: and she laughed like it was cute. they don't even see anything wrong with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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