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GUESS WHAT????????

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no wai.

 

If you had genuine food poisoning you wouldn't be able to sit at the computer and type, as you'd be pretty ill and probably need some sort of medical assistance.

 

The person/people who made your food probably didn't wash their hands. Fecal contamination of food causes mild barfing and stomach irritation.

 

But sorry though, that sucks pretty bad.

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i had this for like four days from mcdonalds breakfast potatoes back when i was in grade school... and probably since but i can't remember. sucks.

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did you know at hospitals, urine samples and the like are zip sealed in bags labeled "biohazard" with the yellow sign thing?

 

pretty cool.

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high school food poisoning story...

 

lunch-

 

me: "excuse me, the tortilla on this burrito looks kinda moldy"

 

ghetto ass black cafeteria lady: "well then....just cut it off and throw it away!"

 

me: "alright...whatever."

 

4th period-

 

me: "braaaaaaagh" (thats the sound of me puking my guts out all over the grass in front of school while waiting for a ride home)

 

The End.

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chicken butt.

 

:lol:

 

we used to say that shit in high school all the time.

 

guess what?

chicken butt

 

guess why?

chicken thigh

 

guess who?

chicken poo?

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Guest Ginger Bread Man
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mybe its cos the homegirl bubbles just hooked it up but this shit has me LOLERn

like a motherfucker... haahahahaha

looks mexican. look at the aztec calender looking thing hanging in the background

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