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post the worst/best stories you've ever heard.

 

This one guy is married, but he goes to jail. His best friend moves into his house to help take care of bills, meanwhile the guy's wife still lives there also. The best friend and the wife start having sex and develop a relationship. The guy's other best friend moves into the house and starts having sex with the wife also. The three of them develop a three-way relationship. Everyone in the social circle knows, everyone except for the guy in jail. He's getting out in a few months.

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A girl and this guy have been in a serious relationship for almost a year. Their sexual relationship was never too good because the guy was really inhibited. They start fighting about things and eventually, they stop having sex. After 6 months of not having sex, the girl is ready to leave the guy until she discovers a safe in his closet one day. She opens the safe and finds credit cards and phone bills the reach the thou$ands in costs. She discovers that he's been paying money to have webcam sex for almost a year. She calls her family and freaks out, saying that she has to leave him, etc... She doesn't tell him that she found the credit cards and the phone bills. She ends up patching something up with him and stays with him. Thanksgiving is coming up and she's going to bring him to her family's house to eat. At this point, the whole family knows about it. Everyone knows, except for him...

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My boy ***muzzle was living in this spot in central with some kids. One month they get this 5000 dollar phone bill, while trying to figure out why they have a $5000 dollar phone bill they find out that someone in the house has been calling 900 numbers non stop for a month.. after a few minutes of heated debate and accusations flying rampart, they realize that it was none other then ***muzzle. So they approach him about running up a $5000 phone bill calling phone sex, make him work out a payment plan with them and then kick him out.. about a week later it comes out that he wasn't calling phone sex he was calling the psychic hotline and talking to miss cleo..

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A girl and this guy have been in a serious relationship for almost a year. Their sexual relationship was never too good because the guy was really inhibited. They start fighting about things and eventually, they stop having sex. After 6 months of not having sex, the girl is ready to leave the guy until she discovers a safe in his closet one day. She opens the safe and finds credit cards and phone bills the reach the thou$ands in costs. She discovers that he's been paying money to have webcam sex for almost a year. She calls her family and freaks out, saying that she has to leave him, etc... She doesn't tell him that she found the credit cards and the phone bills. She ends up patching something up with him and stays with him. Thanksgiving is coming up and she's going to bring him to her family's house to eat. At this point, the whole family knows about it. Everyone knows, except for him...

 

that's gonna be a fucking riot when uncle ernie calls him out at the dinner table and sticks his dick in the mash potatoes... naw but seriously i hope her family does something to his food. hahahaha. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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My boy ***muzzle was living in this spot in central with some kids. One month they get this 5000 dollar phone bill, while trying to figure out why they have a $5000 dollar phone bill they find out that someone in the house has been calling 900 numbers non stop for a month.. after a few minutes of heated debate and accusations flying rampart, they realize that it was none other then ***muzzle. So they approach him about running up a $5000 phone bill calling phone sex, make him work out a payment plan with them and then kick him out.. about a week later it comes out that he wasn't calling phone sex he was calling the psychic hotline and talking to miss cleo..

 

Why did you blank out his name?

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this girl liked this guy a lot, to the point she was willing to do anything to be with him. she wanted to have sex with him, and he said only if his friends could get down too. the girl let this guy and his friends run trains on her tons of times. eventually the guy and the girl end up developing a serious relationship that lasted for years.

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WHAT THE FUCK'S THE POINT OF HAVING A SAFE IF PEOPLE CAN GET IN WHENEVER THEY PLEASE

 

whats the point of having a safe if someone got a burner to your head.

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this girl liked this guy a lot, to the point she was willing to do anything to be with him. she wanted to have sex with him, and he said only if his friends could get down too. the girl let this guy and his friends run trains on her tons of times. eventually the guy and the girl end up developing a serious relationship that lasted for years.

 

 

You might want to try not having friends for a year.

 

I work with a guy who is 40 and has a wife and twins. He had an affair with this 22 year old at my work, but when it came out he claimed he was separated and ended it. My buddy was out with him this weekend and said 40 year old went home with that girl, now a year later. She has herpes, and at least until the beginning of this sordid affair, he didn't...

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Sara, a 34 year old bored housewife of four, spends her days tending to family affairs while her husband works shifts at the New Pinwheel Factory on Old Maine (which was confused regularly with the Old Parasol Factory on New England by out-of-towners).

Four times a month, by no specific clockwork, he - being Sara's husband - bring home all the ingredients necessary for what humans deem a sufficient meal: mashed potatoes, carrots, bologne, toothpaste and breadcrumbs. After several hours of rigorous colonary calastenics, Sara combines these items in a manner appropriate for consumption by heating the foods to specific temperatures, dressing them with various creamy delights and arranging them - as if by instinct - in a way that is appealing to the eye as well as the sto-mach.

How nice of her.

One day, while her husband was away at work, Sara thought that she might decide to go for a walk.

And then she did.

Decide, that is.

From her porch, Sara made route to the intersection of Nowhere Avenue and Particular Boulevard; feet intersecting cracks between concrete sidewalk blocks at ninety-degrees. Something silver strikes the side of Sara's seeing organs and sends a signal from observation to reason - which is then converted to curiousity.

A syringe.

In this neighborhood, drunks and junkies were always leaving their paraphenalia - both used and mint - in the streets as thoughtful little reminders of the ignored lives that sleeps between backdrops.

How nice of them.

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You might want to try not having friends for a year.

 

I work with a guy who is 40 and has a wife and twins. He had an affair with this 22 year old at my work, but when it came out he claimed he was separated and ended it. My buddy was out with him this weekend and said 40 year old went home with that girl, now a year later. She has herpes, and at least until the beginning of this sordid affair, he didn't...

 

that shit is tricky, she could have had it for over a year and not known about it until it came out recently. and just because she has it doesn't mean that she passed it to him, she would have to have an outbreak to pass it. but nonetheless, that shit is fucked up if he got it and passed it to his wife.

 

that same thing happened to someone i know... the husband cheated on the wife and mother of his children, gave her herpes, and she didn't know until after they were divorced because it incubated for over a year.

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this girl liked this guy a lot, to the point she was willing to do anything to be with him. she wanted to have sex with him, and he said only if his friends could get down too. the girl let this guy and his friends run trains on her tons of times. eventually the guy and the girl end up developing a serious relationship that lasted for years.

 

these stories are really concise...

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A girl and this guy have been in a serious relationship for almost a year.

 

eventually the guy and the girl end up developing a serious relationship that lasted for years.

Hmm..

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i have a si[er wild stpry/ ill post it whem ive more time

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okay, just remembered this one:

 

this girl marries a guy right out of college, and they have two kids. he works as a car salesman and she raises the kids, even though she has a masters degree. for at least 7-8 years he takes care of all the finances. she assumes all the bills are being paid. recently, she recieves notices of her house being foreclosed on and delinquent payments for all sorts of bills, including cancellation of her kids' health insurance. she discovers that her husband has a massive gambling problem, has blown all of their income, got fired from his job, and is in massive debt to everyone he knows.

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