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I took out a loan....

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2 years ago I was coming out of the bar and there was a fat chick and her fat goth friend dressed up like a girl scout...so I asked her if I could try on her girl scout sash and I proceeded to run to my car as my friends knew to run also...(fat girls can not run)well I had this thing sitting around my house forever now and decided to sell it on ebay....i seriously think she just bought it...AHHHHHHH!!!!!!do you think I should send it...?

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what the....?

 

you took out a loan?

 

robbed a fat girl?

 

looking to turn a profit on Ebay?

 

Remorse and guilt?

 

Moral conflict?

 

 

Jesus, pick a thread topic and stick with it

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me too. I think that's why things havent been going well lately.

 

 

fuck a bitch named karma.

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I am pretty much an asshole.

 

At least you're a pretty good looking, scenester type asshole.

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woah...I think she has my address now ....so if I get eaten...it has been lovely 12oz

 

You're fucked. She's gonna show up at your house with mad burly dudes and break you as well as everything you own.

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yea...pretty much because it is gunna take mad burly dudes to take me out!!!my pirate skills make fat girls want to eat me...booo

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2 years ago I was coming out of the bar and there was a fat chick and her fat goth friend dressed up like a girl scout...so I asked her if I could try on her girl scout sash and I proceeded to run to my car as my friends knew to run also...(fat girls can not run)well I had this thing sitting around my house forever now and decided to sell it on ebay....i seriously think she just bought it...AHHHHHHH!!!!!!do you think I should send it...?

 

I think you should send me the ebay link so I don't think you're a fucking faggot for making up stories.

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