isor357 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 miller high life is the beer of choice for middle aged white alcoholics. You can drink it all day long. fuck 20 of them and not get too drunk to function i perfer the PBR if i going cheap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 champagne and orange juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 dom perignon is fucking delicious. price aside cristal is pretty damn tasty too. yellow label is good but not that good. anyway...you guys should do everyone a favor and keep this topic to miller high life before you lauch me into a torrent of wine-faggery. i will crush you with meaningless knowledge and tasting notes on overpriced champagne that you will never drink. whats the best for $100/bottle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 i don't like champagne, not even the good stuff, but i still manage to drink some on NYE usually. the last time i had a beer was about 6 years ago. i don't really drink, ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 champagne is niccccce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eye for an eye Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 san pallegrino Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the man the myth the GOON Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Asti is the money Sparkling Wine. yeah, moscato d'asti is the one wine i go back to all the time. i've worked with 3 master sommeliers in my time, and they've helped me with pairing some amazing wines with food. love it. as far as the best for $100... i don't like questions like that, what makes wine good/important is that there are so many variables within itself, and then with what you pair it. for just drinking it--you can drop 40 bucks and get fantastic wines. you can spend a grand on wine and if its paired wrong it will be awful. seriously, go spend the 9-15 bucks on moscato d'asti, its a lightly sparkling white. strong apple and peach, light citrus, medium-high acid, i've had very sweet to semi-dry bottles. Vietti is my favorite producer... have yet to have a disappointing vintage... mmm. i'm thirstly now. fuck... in regards to cheap beers--if i'm drinking shit its just to get drunk, so i'll go straight to the PBR, otherwise i'm paying the 4 bucks a pint for something decent. truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 anybody else have this problem. No trouble getting it up i just cant seal the deal. I go strong all night and it just gets boring for me. The females dont complain. Usually 3 or so hours later they are sore and done. Its fucking annoying hearing that i got some bitch off 7 times and i didnt get to break one off. Im thinking about quitting. I may cuts them hoes off. I have all the makings of a porn star except the explosive ending. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 you got to pace yourself on the booze intake if you plan on bumping uglies later that night, no hard liquor and just enough beer to where you can stand your company. Eating before bumping uglies might help also since it will soak up some of the booze in your stomacha nd help it release slower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the man the myth the GOON Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 i've been there man. the last time actually. 7 to 0... shit happens. i blamed the condom. it left a blue mark around the base of my cock--like when you wear a rubber band on your finger--but yeah. don't stress. its rewarding to know you gave her 7. or 11. or 37. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 its like drinking punch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 we better have some of that on NYE then, even though i will only drink one glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roids Posted November 14, 2006 Author Share Posted November 14, 2006 If you cant nut after about an hour of sex just take the condom off. Has anyone tried the cock rings? those things are pretty nice, you can put them around you cock or balls or both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 I liked that quote i read in someones signature a few years ago, it was like "Champaigne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 andre > miller anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUNBUNBIGGY Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Cristal 1997 to chase down the hennessy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 why would you drink a vintage champagne that came out less than 10 years ago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUNBUNBIGGY Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Cause its baller and it melts the panties off women. DUH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 If you cant nut after about an hour of sex just take the condom off. Has anyone tried the cock rings? those things are pretty nice, you can put them around you cock or balls or both. Why are you talking about cock rings? plese dont. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 why would you drink a vintage champagne that came out less than 10 years ago? there's no such thing as a vintage champagne. when they print a year on it, that shit is a total lie. it must have to do with the year it was labelled or something, cuz all champagnes are blended from a variety of years worth of wine/grapes, so there's no way to say that it came from a certain year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 wrong...when a house declares a vintage the juice that is used in that champagne will all be from the same year. blending of juice from various vineyards has no effect on the validity of the vintage (see burgundy) because the grape were all harvested that year. in years that are not "vintage" quality or in the case of a houses "everyday label" like veuves yellow label they create a "non-vintage" champagne which is comprised of juice from multiple years. all of this is stipulated and overseen by strict laws that govern the making of wine in europe and dictate what can and cant be put on a particular wines label. seriously....this is an area where i know my shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the man the myth the GOON Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 /\/\yeah, boogies right. every aspect of wine making is pretty much regulated by law--in france and italy atleast, most of germany as well. i have heard of some mixed-vintages being labelelled with the youngest year of grape in the blend (i think this only happens in california and oregon tho), but yeah if there is no year its called NV, if there's a year, its legit. i disagree tho, i like some young wines a lot. the 10 year mark i think is excellent, but a lot, i feel, the majority of whites are great within 5. esp. sparkling/semi sparkling. its fun to flex tho and drop on that bottle from 88 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 good shit boogie, you schooled me. i'm actually taking a wine class and the professor stated over and over how there's no such thing as a vintage champagne. clearly that douche-bag alcoholic salesman knows nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 and just for points... the law you're talking about is the A.O.C, it came around in the 1900's after the phylloxera bug wiped out the majority of the world's vineyards & people were making fraudulant wines.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 /\/\yeah, boogies right. every aspect of wine making is pretty much regulated by law--in france and italy atleast, most of germany as well. i have heard of some mixed-vintages being labelelled with the youngest year of grape in the blend (i think this only happens in california and oregon tho), but yeah if there is no year its called NV, if there's a year, its legit. i disagree tho, i like some young wines a lot. the 10 year mark i think is excellent, but a lot, i feel, the majority of whites are great within 5. esp. sparkling/semi sparkling. its fun to flex tho and drop on that bottle from 88 yeah...american wine is pretty full of shit like that. and im not saying there is anything wrong with drinking wines when young. most whites and non-vintage champagnes are meant to be consumed upon or a few years after release. what i am saying is that if you have a bottle of cristal or any other vintage champagne and your drinking it 9 years after it was made you are spending money on a bottle of wine that has yet to earn its price tag. that stuff is made to sit and tastes 100 times better with some age on it. not that that really matters when you are using it to chase henessy (im actually not sure why you would be drinking cut rate cognac with a bottle of champagne that goes for $250 to $400 in clubs)....im just saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 and just for points... the law you're talking about is the A.O.C, it came around in the 1900's after the phylloxera bug wiped out the majority of the world's vineyards & people were making fraudulant wines.... ahaha...awesome. i never though i would read this on 12oz. by the way...this is what i tried to warn everyone about on page one. this thread has officially been snobbed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 well, a thread about champage - of course. although it was started about the champagne of beers, which is probably one of the lowest-class drinks out there (if you can assign beverages a class distinction) viva la snobs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the man the myth the GOON Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 i have to go to work... but i'll be all over this when i get home. LET THE SNOBBERY COMMENCE, WINE GEEKS UNITE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eye for an eye Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 i've been there man. the last time actually. 7 to 0... shit happens. i blamed the condom. it left a blue mark around the base of my cock--like when you wear a rubber band on your finger--but yeah. don't stress. its rewarding to know you gave her 7. or 11. or 37. not to be getting off topic or anything...but i rather have 1 than giver her 7. ya dig? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 most white wines dont age too well. really you shouldnt let them sit past say 5, 10 years max. yeh yeh there are some people who like aged champagne but really, theres no reason, after a while it tastes like cork.:yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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