HardyHarHar Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 I might get a career job. I have an interview coming up. I'd like advice, and I don't mind posts to make me ROFLMAO. But, I'd really like some advice. What advice do you have for me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Be sure to ask if penis length wil be an issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 i was going to to take a test for a NY city job intill someone told me, thet were goging to spinal tap me and check spin for ecstasy!!!!oh what an upsett ...I'm still taking the test cause how are they going to test every single on for it???!? I doubt they test for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 wear fishnet stockings and an 'animal' style flotation ring... fassstrakk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 Yeah, I ain't worried about drugs. This past week I've avoided the joint on its every pass around. I just want to know what to prepare for. All The Wrongs, should I measure while erect, semi-erect, or lounging, and can I go metric? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 who cares you shitface! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 Fuck you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 hahaha^^ Id go with fullsail. You wanna show your full potential as early as possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Fuck you. oh i'm sorry....hardy har har hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 niiiice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 hhahhahhaaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 I think I might just go in there, and whip 'er out, and say, "What'd'ja think? Can we make a picture with this piece?" Direct is best, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 The adult film industry is a pretty competitive business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 yeah right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 But, I think my real genius is in marketing non-stick fry-pans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 stupid shit for brains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 Hey, She Rock, Why are you so angry at me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 i'm not......my angry comments mean love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 Good. Next time use caps-lock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 L-O-V-E spells love awwwww sweety pie face shit for brains fuck! see i'm nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 job interviews are highly predictable. practise answering these questions and you're set: What interests you about this job? What applicable attributes / experience do you have? Why are you the best person for the job? Why should we hire you? What do you know about this company? Why do you want to work for this organization? What challenges are you looking for in a position? What can you contribute to this company? Are you willing to travel? Is there anything I haven't told you about the job or company that you would like to know? What are your goals for the next five years / ten years? How do you plan to achieve those goals? What are your salary requirements - both short-term and long-term? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 Thanks Mr. ABC, and much love to SheRock for her many heinous insults. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayB mama dramER Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 yo just get on da train and cover your face so people can't tell if its you or not and think about how you gonna cop that job!...for real make that money cause nobody else is gonna take care of you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Thanks Mr. ABC, and much love to SheRock for her many heinous insults. you don't have to thank me....i do it everyday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 wear a suit and tie, and have a kick ass resume ready to go, and in the interview, just sound like you know what youre doing no matter what, and know when to shut the fuck up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 yo just get on da train and cover your face so people can't tell if its you or not and think about how you gonna cop that job!...for real make that money cause nobody else is gonna take care of you... .....WRONG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 i was going to to take a test for a NY city job intill someone told me, thet were goging to spinal tap me and check spin for ecstasy!!!!oh what an upsett ...I'm still taking the test cause how are they going to test every single on for it???!? I doubt they test for it there is no way in hell you would be spinal tapped as a drug test. they spinal tap to check for things like meningitis, not drugs. do you have any idea how expensive it would be for them to pay for a spinal tap everytime they were thinking of hiring somebody ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 The questions you ask them are just as important as the ones they are asking you... (In no particular order....) How would you describe the work environment here? What kind of management style do you supervisors follow? How will I go about training for my position? Is there a formal training period or will I just learn as I go? What kind of of promotional strcxutures and opportunities exist within the compnay? What sort of dress code is there? (i.e. what kind of opportunities for growth are there for a new hiree down the line?0 Does management encourage suggestions and input from junior employees? What kind of employee benefit package is available? Etc.....think up your own. Asking questions like this signifies a real interest in the company. They're thinking "wow, he asking us all this? he must be interested!" Another tip is that when answering their questions, keep it simple, keep it short. Sometimes providing too much information can be a bad thing. Avoid diarrhea of the mouth. BE RELAXED. This is as much as an audition of who you are as person as it is for your job skills. Sure, you can readily tell them all your elelvant job and academic skills but if you come off like a robot, who is going to want to work with someone like that for 8 hours a day? if you smoke pot, I suggest you stop now. 99% of corporate places have piss testing done. You shouldn't smoke pot anyway...it's for dirty hippies. When you go to the interview, have a list of references and a hard copy of your resume to bring with you. Always ask if there is any additional information/materials they would like you to bring with you. Being prepared makes you look like you have your act together. Groom accordingly, wear a suit, polish those shoes, shave, brush thine teeth, cover tattoos, take out any piercings....sorry.......you need to check your unique snowflake individuality at the door if you want to make real money 95% of the time in this world. That's about all the advice i have right now. you can PM me if you have anything else you need answered. I have been working in corporate environments for years and i know all the ins and outs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 there is no way in hell you would be spinal tapped as a drug test. they spinal tap to check for things like meningitis, not drugs. do you have any idea how expensive it would be for them to pay for a spinal tap everytime they were thinking of hiring somebody ? thats why i thought there was no way they would do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 see, i never knew any questions to ask them niice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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