MOE-LESTER Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 fuck all you smelly beaners and niggers that i had to share the drunk tank with last night. at least i didnt have a crackhead shit in his hands like my homie had to deal with at 850 bryant in the city share your holdin cell stories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 the one time i went to holding, went in wearing a large white tee, came out wearing a 3xl black tall tee. no recollection of how this happend and fuck jail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted November 11, 2006 Author Share Posted November 11, 2006 shit first i was all by myself in the drunk tank, then they move my ass for no reason to a small ass cell filled with beaners who kept farting every 5 fuckin seconds they didnt find the twenty sack in the stash pocket though, and much love the female cop who made my drunken night by feeling me up, shit was baller son she was a decent lookin blonde chicaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 sto a small ass cell filled with beaners who kept farting every 5 fuckin seconds chimichangas will do that to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 I remember being in a holding cell when I was about 12 and I found a roach no joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveparesucksgasm Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 people in d block giving up thier meals for a few hits off of a bugler ciggarette is funny to me. other than that, i got nothing really. except one dude who had the ugliest DURTY SOUF graffiti style tattoo shit was so whack also he was asian and baller as fuck, but his black girl turned him in when she got pulled over in a stolen car. he was doin 15 minimum on his third strike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JambaJuice Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 First time in juvie, 14 years old, in for simple possesion of a nickel bag. shared a cell with a dude...he was puking his shit all up, all over the place.. "you ok man?" "yeah, just gettin this shit out" "what shit out?" "crack" "...oh" every subsequent visit to the detention center yielded more fun stories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 I see blood fart here ready to kill your guys' stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 your street credibility in the eyes of other board members has risen dramatically. thanks for posting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 On the jail phone in the holding cell, which was being videotaped (very obvisously) via cc camera and watched by guards. Guy: "What are you in here for?" Me: "Drugs." Guy: "Did you sneak any in?" Me: "No." Guy: "That sucks." Then he proceeds to call his friend: "Dude, I got arrested... the bail's $1000. Dude, don't worry about the money, I stashed a bag of 300 xanax ladders at John's house right outside the door to the garage, and they didn't get the speakers and shit we were stealing, just move that shit and get me out of here." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 I see blood fart here ready to kill your guys' stories. Not so much. I am typically on the tail-end of a black out and just yell at people for spazzing out over small charges and then pass out. Plus, all the ones that I remember fondly, they take story form and can't be summed up in a matter of a few lines. I peed in the back of a cop car out of spite once though. The cop was being a jerk. He arrested me for being drunk in a park. The other cop that was with him knew me well, and wanted to be my special friend. He told the arresting officer, "That isn't M****** drunk, wait a few hours and come back, then you will see M****** drunk. Let her have her fun for a little while." Mean cop man wasn't going for it. So on the ride to the station house, I tells myself, "self, you don't have to pee, but you HAVE TO PEE." I conjured it up and let it flow. Giggling the whole time. Mean cop man wasn't so happy with it. Nor was I when I got out six hours later and my pants were damp and smelled like pee pee. To be a teenage alcoholic again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 i would post some stories , exept i have none Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 I got ups in the Oakland jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 I ended up eating a quarter of some headies in the holding cell one time, I was fucking high as hell the next morning when I went in front of the judge. I couldn't understand anything he was saying and it took my lawyer about 10 minutes to explain it to me. Everyone in court must have known I was high as hell.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarekroe Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Oakland Jail is the initial weapon the White Man uses against the people of the Yay to suppress the Hyphy Movement. Thankfully the people of Oakland, Vallejo, Richmond, San Jose, Alameda, San Francisco, and even Sacramento will rise up to confront and overthrow this menace. Praise be Hellah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Riiiiight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dixie Dude Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 nigga im in one right now, smokin a ill blunt typin on this sidekick shit. shits played Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealrt Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 everything related to hyphy is depressing. i wish i could go to an oakland jail cell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 I was in jail last weekend with a terrible headache from drinking, when fishing through my "empty" pockets found an errant loratab... and proceeded to eat it and go to sleep feeling better. Thank you cop that sucks at searching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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