FlaFr8Fiend Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Emails that you get forwarded that are kinda funny, but essentially pointless and sometimes aggravating. ----- Original Message ----- From: Suzanne Joy To: Undisclosed-Recipient:; Sent: Thursday, November 09, 2006 6:33 PM Subject: Now you know This is what we have been waiting for...the true answers to...5 really important Questions: >>>Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here". >>>Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under." >>>Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. >>>Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. >>>Q5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch. Now, you know everything you need to know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 I delete those...just like this thread should be deleted...I dont like them in my email and I dont like them on my 12oz... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Agree. Here are some newsgroup postings from asian grad students on the university server though. I hereby change this thread to ENGRISH MEGATHREAD. >> "Xiaomei Liu" <liu104@.edu> wrote in message news:eiaab0$nou$3@.edu... >>> I decided to post a news here because I am very mad. I want to let you know a very bad Chinese lady. She is a lady who sells vegetables at xxx village, jiangxi ren, she occupied the first spot. She is small, black. She gives much less vegetables than other sells. She has a vey bad personality. >>> I had a baby sitter tow months ago, when she knows her, she said a lot of nosiness "why you are so scabby, you should not go to her apaertment, she should pay you more than that....." then my baby sitter is very unhappy, then she quit her job even we would like to pay her more. Then we got another baby sitter. I do not know how can she know her again, then she tells tales again" why you are so low, you should get more than $3 since the baby is so little, you should not go to her apartment, does he count time when you are walking, you should not help her to wash baby clothes, ....." then my new baby sitter is very unhappy, fortunately , she is still willing to help me. I want to tell you , if you want to hire a baby sitter, please do not hire her!! She is really a very bad woman! >>> >> > "Her ?" <liua@.edu> wrote in message news:eidlgn$gjd$1@... >> I do not know what happened. But I do know Xiaomei Liu. She is not a nice person. >> I am no surprised that she has so many troubles with people around. >> >> >> Beijing Student wrote: > Well, I know you and you're not a nice person either! > > Do you really know her? I don't, but if her story is true, then she is really going through a hard time. It can't be easy to be a student here while also raising a young baby. Why don't you try it and then see if you're so insensitive! > > When you post messages like this, you just make things WORSE..........so stay off the newsgroups unless you have something nice to say. > I completely agree with BeijingStudent she is so right on the money, that is why she is using a gmail account instead of her purdue account, because she wants to be constructive in this discussion by keeping things in cyberspace instead of being recognize of defending either side.After all we live in a small community, where either party can cross paths, we do not want uncomfortable silences or intimidating stares, in a perfect Lafayette weather now do we. I am in complete agreement with Beijing student. Let us bash each other publicly and after we finish advise everyone not to do it. Another point, that I agree with Beijing Student is that if we have mean things to say,for example, telling people they are insensitive, and warning people to stay off news group unless they have nice things to say, we should do it through private channel not to newsgroup. for the most part we should just stop buying vegetables from person A if she gives less than others instead of bashing her on line, and provide distraction from people who want to post nice things? And for the future mom,instead of looking at the $3 dollar rate, you can view it as a training with some one else's kid, so as not to repeat the same mistake with your own baby. I hope I am not generating heat with this post, but if it does, it shows people are reading waiting for replies ennma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted November 10, 2006 Author Share Posted November 10, 2006 oh man... that's gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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