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My mom is a gimp.

New Year's Eve '97 we went to the bars together.

I was drunk on whiskey.

Her on something else.

I was smoking weedicals.

She went to the bathroom.

She fell.

And could not get up.

Much like in the commercials.

Someone came to find me and tell me that my mother needed me.

When I saw her on the grimey floor next to the toliet with her pants around her ankles, I laughed.

Hard.

I almost pee peed in my pants I was laughing so hard.

I tried to pick her up but my laughing hindered it.

Some German lady told me it wasn't nice to laugh at the disabled.

I told her it was okay, that the gimp was my mom.

 

I also went to a march in DC back in 93 or so that had to do with gimps.

And supposedly them having rights too.

Or something to that effect.

We marched from the White House to the Capital.

It basically made my year.

Not because I care at all about manditory ramps and bullshit like that.

But because when we got to the Capital, hordes of people flung themselves from thier wheelchairs to the ground and proceeded to crawl up the stairs.

Dragging thier useless legs behind them.

Plus, the march chants the gimps had were pretty awesome.

I don't remember any of them now, but basically any march chant being screamed by someone with cerebal palsy will make me laugh.

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