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bah.... stupid christmas shopping

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My girl already has gifts wrapped for me at her house.

Now I'm feeling the pressure to get shopping for her.

damn.... I hate christmas shopping, but there's no way out.

 

I know the girl got me a pack of records as one gift,

just because I know how big/heavy records are and it's hard to disguise that.

 

She told me she wanted a George Foreman grill a few months ago,

but I think it might backfire if I buy it for her. Buying a girl kitchen

stuff just seems like a quick trip to the doghouse. At least I'll get a steak?

 

I think I'm going to buy my mom a dvd player. She doesn't have one yet.

Your mom needs a dvd player immediately. Get her some nice movies to go with it, and it's a great present.

 

I hate Christmas shopping, too.

 

But I'm going to get myself one of those Northern Light lights that battle SADS.

my parents give me 20 bucks a piece. i give them the same back in gift certificate form. in the end, no one spends a dime.

 

don't forget to give your friends shitty movies as gifts.

Get her the grill with the removable plates.

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I'll get a few mom-friendly movies for her too (like Amelie or something)

DUDE THE GFG is key bitches love georges bald head on the box... and then cook her gourmet style food...

 

Buy her some jewelery and put it inside the grill...then she is like this is all you got me be like are you kidding me look how cool it is. Pull it out of the box get down on one knee and open it like your about to open a ring box and propose to her... then bam!!!! fucking diamond necklace! you get laid for sure!

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that's a good idea some1.... but really damn corny.

 

besides this girl isn't the diamond necklace type (which is why I like her)

^^^its corny but funny which will get you laid get you in with the parents and friends because oh he is so clever and funny....

 

 

Corny works don't underestimate corny...

 

you could even work it like you know I know you dont wear all that flashy bling bling shit but I thought that this would look really good on you... It was so lonely in the store...I thought your beautiful neck would be a perfect home...

 

every girl likes jewlery. my friend had no clue what to get this hippy girl he was skeptical about the jewlery he was like she isnt that type of girl she only wears glass and hemp shit...

I said dude trust me i dont care what type of girl it is she will dig it...

it came down to crunch time he hadnt got anything so I took him to my jewler and he got her something...

 

Bitch bugs out "HOLY GRANOLA!!! no one has every gotten me jewlery before i love it." She was crying there was a wet spot in her tie dye dress and shit... worked like a charm bitch wore it everyday.

im goin extra lite this year... lil somehting for my mom and sister... me and the lady put a $100 cap on our gifts for each other.... we are gonna put some cash away for burning man instead of doing a fuckload of unnecessary spending.... we do the random girfts throughout the year for no reason at all thing anyway... thats more fun...

i usually find christmas shopping fun. but this year im dreading it for some reason.

I'm the sister/aunt/daughter who comes through with the best gifts, but i really dont have it inside me this year. Hopefully shit will change.

Christmas is one of the worst things ever invented for your money.



 

Waste of money, waste of time.

 

We've been given a designated fun happy time by someone or something we'll never see and everyones seems to have no problem giving into it. Ive seen punk kids soo hardcore "down with this, down with that BUCK FUSH" and all that but theyre down with christmas in a second.

 

You complain and complain but you do it anyway.

 

Tradition and money, youre so smart.

get the foreman grill

i don't think getting kitchen stuff is weird at all.

well, that's just me

 

anyway, feel the pressure

i love xmas and i haven't even started shopping.

if she's got wrapped gifts already you've got your work cut out for you

 

think expensive perfume, spa gift certificates, expensive clothes or hangbags and the like

 

def hook your ma up.

^^SHUT UP!

it's one of the only times you can get an Ipod for free.

i'm not complaining..

 

 

Thats how I got mine!!! Thnx dad...

All I got was a rock

My dad gave you a rock? You must really suck then because he usually picks out kick ass gifts...

Well, I guess your dad was hurting for money when he got around to giving me a gift....plus since I am his illegitimate child!!!

 

 

IMZ RELATED TO UZ DOOOD!!!!! :shook:

Damn right.....I sure could use a stunning new grill

 

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DUDE THE GFG is key bitches love georges bald head on the box... and then cook her gourmet style food...

 

Buy her some jewelery and put it inside the grill...then she is like this is all you got me be like are you kidding me look how cool it is. Pull it out of the box get down on one knee and open it like your about to open a ring box and propose to her... then bam!!!! !

 

would be even better if the ring is around the end of a hotdog .

^^SHUT UP!

it's one of the only times you can get an Ipod for free.

i'm not complaining..

 

DO NOT ever tell me to shut up.



 

Dumb niggas get pwnd on some lil shit.

 

Act like you know.

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