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they found it ON the meat.


"uh yea.. can i get a couple ah whoppers with no onions, extra cheese, and whatever yur daily seasoning is. oh, and ya got any donuts? back dere?"

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Yeah, agreed. Stupid on the stoned kids that dropped the pot in there as a joke, stupid on the cops to "rush to the hospital" because pot is soooo dangerous, stupid of said cops to sue the kids, stupid of everybody involved. Fuck it, can I sue someone because they DIDN'T put pot on my burger? What if it harmed my well being and caused loss of sleep and as a result, loss of work time? Civil suits are bullshit....

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Only in America can you get charged for Battery on a police officer for putting some weed on their burger.

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I seriously doubt anyone is stupid enough to put just pieces of pot on a cops burger... This sounds way to convenient to me. Seriously who the fuck is just going to place pot on a burger and not expect someone to find it? either these people are actually retarded or the cops are lying...... wait cops lie no never...

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a month or two ago i went past these kids and i could smell the school smell on them (which was weird in its own right), and i was like shit, i'm sure glad i don't have to smell that every morning

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Me and my ex got some kind of speed or some shit put in our shit at McDonalds once back in the mid 90's. It was almost like we were tripping but different. I think she went to high school with some of the dudes working there and she said they probably thought they were hooking us up. Shit was weird. I still don't know for sure what it was.

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Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.

Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.

Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?

Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.

[into mic]

Dimpus Burger Guy: Don't spit in that cop's burger.

Farva: Yeah, thanks.

Second Dimpus Guy: Roger, holding the spit.

Farva: Gimme a pie... apple.

Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva.


Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?

Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?

Dimpus Burger Guy: It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.

Thorny: Look, kid, he doesn't want it.

Farva: I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it!

Dimpus Burger Guy: Uhh, right. Beverage?

Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola.

Dimpus Burger Guy: What?

Farva: [Annoyed] A litre o' cola.

Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?

Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva?

Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!

Dimpus Burger Guy: [to Farva] I don't know what that is!

Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for...

[grabs burger kid by shirt]

Farva: ... give me my fuckin' cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIPS!


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