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yeah, i generally don't like it when girls talk/joke about that

 

big turn off

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i think it's cute/funny if a hot girl lets out a small toot (NOT A FART A TOOT) then giggles.

 

as long as the cunt doesnt make a habit of it.

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farting/shitting is not something i want to know about myself doing, let alone anyone else.

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If a girl talks about or actually does fart or shit... She was a he or is a he... From a National Geographic special about the myth of wOmen farting and shitting..

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Ok...know whats worse.... When she holds it all night and when she falls asleep

beside you she farts real loud and real often.

 

It sucks. You cant blame her because she cant help it. She obviously held that shit all night because of you.... but you still got to sleep and its not a good look.

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Naw... Don't let her fall asleep 'til she does the victory lap 'round the house.. I once recieved 3rd degree burns 'cuz girl forgot to do the victory lap.. I remember dreaming peacefully.. Then there was this amazing amount of pressure... G-Force type feeling... Burning flesh smell.. Screaming... 911.. Burn unit(which would make a great production if it hasn't been done). Her denying that she has ever farted in her entire life.. We broke up...

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On demand..

 

Now smelling at 7:00, 7:05 and every five minutes there after..

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ummm, girls usually don't fart around guys or talk about it around guys.

 

i do remember sitting at a movie theater and some chick behind me was discussing the smell of her farts to her friends. she was like "dude, you don't want to smell my farts, when i fart it's like something died in my ass"

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i dont really enjoy it when anyone talks about farts or shitting in front of me. there is nothing to fucking discuss, it isnt just women who are the problem.

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girls do NOT fart or shit

true story, i seen it on discovery channel

 

 

I'm with you, these other guys with stories about girls actually farting are just tripping.

 

No FUCKING way. Gross X Infinity

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i been with my girl awhile, weve walked in on each other shitting and what not. it really doesnt make a difference if she lets one go anymore. its funny cause her eyes light up when she does. plus she cant compete with my angry chainsaw farts.

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but seriosuly anyone ever actually been in female toilets, they smell good and dont have piss on the seats.

 

it's truely beutiful

 

where you come from maybe

 

ive seen alien civilizations growing on the floors of some females toilets

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Damn, I had an ex who farted in front of me within the first 30 minutes of being at her house for the 1st time. I disregarded it and said "Sounds like that hole needs to be plugged" and ended up having mad crazy secks. True stroy.

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