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Ok...know whats worse.... When she holds it all night and when she falls asleep

beside you she farts real loud and real often.

 

It sucks. You cant blame her because she cant help it. She obviously held that shit all night because of you.... but you still got to sleep and its not a good look.

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Naw... Don't let her fall asleep 'til she does the victory lap 'round the house.. I once recieved 3rd degree burns 'cuz girl forgot to do the victory lap.. I remember dreaming peacefully.. Then there was this amazing amount of pressure... G-Force type feeling... Burning flesh smell.. Screaming... 911.. Burn unit(which would make a great production if it hasn't been done). Her denying that she has ever farted in her entire life.. We broke up...

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but seriosuly anyone ever actually been in female toilets, they smell good and dont have piss on the seats.

 

it's truely beutiful

 

 

hahahaaaa sarcasm i hope.

 

 

a really good ol friend of mine was gorgeous and she had no problem farting

she would just let her rip

also talk about the shits and whatnot

it made guys super uncomfortable but they got over it because of how she looked

she also loved anal

it got out and became gossip of the century or something

she fucked one of my exes and he told everyone all the details

she was a nasty girl.

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