IOU Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 BOOZE... Got a friend moving today... So she knew the way to my heart was by killing my liver.. Yup working for booze and maybe some food... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 That's the only way that amateur movers get paid. The standard rate is a six pack of domestic and half of a large cheese pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 I raise the bar....6 pack of high falutin' import and a medium pizza...everything on it, no dominos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Just get me smoked out and I'll help you move. Maybe a 40 or some shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 uh. i help my friends out without getting paid. because im not a douche bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Yeah, you're just a self-righteous prick. ha ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 "because I'm not a douchebag" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 you're correct. only i am tollerant of the opinions of others. but other than that the word fits me pretty well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 I'm not a huge asshole. I just play one on the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 im only an asshole to people who need it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 I can play my asshole like the trumpet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.DUB Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 when i help i get a full bottle of jack (the one from costco), a 2 liter bottle of coke and lunch and/or dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 yeah 6 pack of domestic and half a pizza?? u can get that shit for like 7 bucks. fuck that better get me some impowt and a deep dish, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 I can play my asshole like the trumpet. a girl im pretty sure im about to start dating works at petsmart and squeezes shit out of dogs by massaging their assholes. hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 ^^youll never be constipated again!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 haha. ew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 As compensation, I would settle for a deep tissue massage. Followed, by my rendition of "Taps" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 im only an asshole to people who need it. haha. quit lying to yourself. you know that's not even close to true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 5, 2006 Author Share Posted November 5, 2006 Okay.. Got my suds and buds.. Smoked out.. Spaced out and still we managed to get everything moved... I now have a strong dislike for people who choose to live on anything but the first floor.. Stairmaster ain't shit.. Nothing got broken either.. Might be time for a nap though.. Gotta drink more later on tonight.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Working for booze is the shit. My friend just opened up his own shop, and there was some serious renovations to do. I did the hardest shit, but was happy too because I was getting drunk every night for a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 wait this was a she? you should also get a complimentry tour of her cooter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 As much as i like beer i prefer to be payed with cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 haha. quit lying to yourself. you know that's not even close to true. son, stop pretending like you know anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 im only an asshole to people who need it. Actually dude you've been an asshole pretty solid for the last week... Except for today when you told me you thought of me while driving past my house... That was sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 I don't even remember talking to you more than once this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 he's in denial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 I once moved my friend from SF to Pasadena. That shit would've ran him like a grand so he gave me $400 and hella sushi. If I was to move someone in the bay tho, i'd say a ribeye sandwich and a can of arizona would be the charge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 fatalist. AIM. now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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