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BOOZE... Got a friend moving today... So she knew the way to my heart was by killing my liver..

 

Yup working for booze and maybe some food...

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I raise the bar....6 pack of high falutin' import and a medium pizza...everything on it, no dominos

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when i help i get a full bottle of jack (the one from costco), a 2 liter bottle of coke and lunch and/or dinner

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yeah 6 pack of domestic and half a pizza?? u can get that shit for like 7 bucks. fuck that better get me some impowt and a deep dish,

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I can play my asshole like the trumpet.

 

 

 

a girl im pretty sure im about to start dating works at petsmart and squeezes shit out of dogs by massaging their assholes.

 

hot.

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im only an asshole to people who need it.

 

haha. quit lying to yourself.

you know that's not even close to true.

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Okay.. Got my suds and buds.. Smoked out.. Spaced out and still we managed to get everything moved... I now have a strong dislike for people who choose to live on anything but the first floor.. Stairmaster ain't shit.. Nothing got broken either.. Might be time for a nap though.. Gotta drink more later on tonight..

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Working for booze is the shit.

 

My friend just opened up his own shop, and there was some serious renovations to do. I did the hardest shit, but was happy too because I was getting drunk every night for a month.

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wait this was a she? you should also get a complimentry tour of her cooter.

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im only an asshole to people who need it.

 

Actually dude you've been an asshole pretty solid for the last week...

 

Except for today when you told me you thought of me while driving past my house...

 

That was sweet.

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