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I got disqualified from the Air Force on my lunch break!

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My cousin just got back from boot camp from the Air Force. He was trying to get me to join up and shit. I said no dice for Some1. I would like to be on the ground stomping heads than loading bombs onto planes. Anyways he asked if he could use my name and false info I still said no.

 

So today at lunch I am driving home to eat my PBJ on waffles and I get a phone call...

 

Recruiter: Hey Some1 your D's cousin right?!

ME: Yea?

Recruiter: Well i am soandso from the Air Force I heard you were interested...

 

Now I didnt want to get my cousin introuble so I kinda played along

 

Recruiter: When can I set up an appointment to meet?

ME:I am booked for the next 4 weeks straight

Recruiter:Well I have openings right around that time.

Recruiter: How tall are you?

ME: 6'1 why?

Recruiter:How much do you weigh?

ME: 185lbs why?! (of pure sexy ladies...)

Recruiter: Thats great!

ME: Why?!

Recruiter: Any prior drug use?

 

I see my way out!

 

ME: Oh hell yea!

Recruiter: Like what?

ME: Marijuana?

Recruiter: Oh thats no big deal anything else?

ME: No big deal? uhhh Ecstasy, LSD, ACID, MESCALIN, Hero...

Recruiter: Oh those automatically disqualify you from the Air Force >:click:<

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

Its okay, when I was just a young buck and thinking of joining up I went to the AirForce

 

They asked me why I wanted to join and I told them about my college debt....the recruiter just looked at me and said "Son, You want to talk to the Army." So I left.....

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i wish i would have known that back in high school when the recruiters followed you around all day every day.

 

 

sorry sir, i love to roll. i dont think you and i can ever be together in a man-boy realtionship, can i go back to english now?

 

 

recruiters shouldnt be allowed anywhere. has anyone ever seen the special on whats its like to recruit? all the fucked up lies they can tell you, "you want to be in hip-hop you say, well, i bet you know a certain someone named.... shaggy, you know he was in the army right?"

 

 

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

^^^^

 

Aren't you suppose to be in English Class right now?

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why couldn't you just say no prior drug use. that is if you were really trying to help your cousin

 

 

no no no

 

My cousin asked me to do fill out the stuff I declined twice saying i dont want any part in it. He went and did it behind my back. If I said no prior drug use he would of kept asking me questions. If I said I wasnt interested he would keep trying to get in contact me and swindle me to do it.

 

We would sign our friends up in high school with out them knowing and then Marine recruiters would show up at their house randomly and shit and hound the kids even after we said no many times. Its happened to me pisses me off. I dont like to be bothered.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

But your Mom like to be bothered....

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My cousin just got back from boot camp from the Air Force. He was trying to get me to join up and shit. I said no dice for Some1. I would like to be on the ground stomping heads than loading bombs onto planes. Anyways he asked if he could use my name and false info I still said no.

 

So today at lunch I am driving home to eat my PBJ on waffles and I get a phone call...

 

Recruiter: Hey Some1 your D's cousin right?!

ME: Yea?

Recruiter: Well i am soandso from the Air Force I heard you were interested...

 

Now I didnt want to get my cousin introuble so I kinda played along

 

Recruiter: When can I set up an appointment to meet?

ME:I am booked for the next 4 weeks straight

Recruiter:Well I have openings right around that time.

Recruiter: How tall are you?

ME: 6'1 why?

Recruiter:How much do you weigh?

ME: 185lbs why?! (of pure sexy ladies...)

Recruiter: Thats great!

ME: Why?!

Recruiter: Any prior drug use?

 

I see my way out!

 

ME: Oh hell yea!

Recruiter: Like what?

ME: Marijuana?

Recruiter: Oh thats no big deal anything else?

ME: No big deal? uhhh Ecstasy, LSD, ACID, MESCALIN, Hero...

Recruiter: Oh those automatically disqualify you from the Air Force >:click:<

 

lsd is acid...?

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why couldn't you just say no prior drug use. that is if you were really trying to help your cousin

 

 

cuz when cousin goes awal someinnocentjuan gets shit on...

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MOST FOOLS COMING OUT THE ARMY, AIR FORCE, ARE SPRUNG ON DRUGS ANYWAY....HOW MANY HOMELESS FOOLS ARE VETERANS? THIS COUNTRY IS BETTER THAT MOST BUT DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT US. SO WHEN WAR BREAKS OUT IN THE STREETS, THAT'S WHEN YOU HAVE TO BE READY TO LOCK AND LOAD.

 

GRENADES ANYONE?

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

What are you talking about?

 

Dude, you got post traumatic stress or something?

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

There is also a "C" in Crackhead, coincidence??? I think not

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