Some1 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 My cousin just got back from boot camp from the Air Force. He was trying to get me to join up and shit. I said no dice for Some1. I would like to be on the ground stomping heads than loading bombs onto planes. Anyways he asked if he could use my name and false info I still said no. So today at lunch I am driving home to eat my PBJ on waffles and I get a phone call... Recruiter: Hey Some1 your D's cousin right?! ME: Yea? Recruiter: Well i am soandso from the Air Force I heard you were interested... Now I didnt want to get my cousin introuble so I kinda played along Recruiter: When can I set up an appointment to meet? ME:I am booked for the next 4 weeks straight Recruiter:Well I have openings right around that time. Recruiter: How tall are you? ME: 6'1 why? Recruiter:How much do you weigh? ME: 185lbs why?! (of pure sexy ladies...) Recruiter: Thats great! ME: Why?! Recruiter: Any prior drug use? I see my way out! ME: Oh hell yea! Recruiter: Like what? ME: Marijuana? Recruiter: Oh thats no big deal anything else? ME: No big deal? uhhh Ecstasy, LSD, ACID, MESCALIN, Hero... Recruiter: Oh those automatically disqualify you from the Air Force >:click:< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 JUNKIE!!1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Loopholes=awesomest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Its okay, when I was just a young buck and thinking of joining up I went to the AirForce They asked me why I wanted to join and I told them about my college debt....the recruiter just looked at me and said "Son, You want to talk to the Army." So I left..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 why couldn't you just say no prior drug use. that is if you were really trying to help your cousin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allnitediner Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 i wish i would have known that back in high school when the recruiters followed you around all day every day. sorry sir, i love to roll. i dont think you and i can ever be together in a man-boy realtionship, can i go back to english now? recruiters shouldnt be allowed anywhere. has anyone ever seen the special on whats its like to recruit? all the fucked up lies they can tell you, "you want to be in hip-hop you say, well, i bet you know a certain someone named.... shaggy, you know he was in the army right?" l Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 ^^^^ Aren't you suppose to be in English Class right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 why couldn't you just say no prior drug use. that is if you were really trying to help your cousin no no no My cousin asked me to do fill out the stuff I declined twice saying i dont want any part in it. He went and did it behind my back. If I said no prior drug use he would of kept asking me questions. If I said I wasnt interested he would keep trying to get in contact me and swindle me to do it. We would sign our friends up in high school with out them knowing and then Marine recruiters would show up at their house randomly and shit and hound the kids even after we said no many times. Its happened to me pisses me off. I dont like to be bothered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 But your Mom like to be bothered.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 you might want to edit that post so it makes some sense... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 hah. NIGGA I SMOKE CRACK. LET ME FLY DAT PLANE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allnitediner Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 ^^^^ Aren't you suppose to be in English Class right now? supposed** upon review, though, there WAS a bit of bad grammar in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unreal1 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 My cousin just got back from boot camp from the Air Force. He was trying to get me to join up and shit. I said no dice for Some1. I would like to be on the ground stomping heads than loading bombs onto planes. Anyways he asked if he could use my name and false info I still said no. So today at lunch I am driving home to eat my PBJ on waffles and I get a phone call... Recruiter: Hey Some1 your D's cousin right?! ME: Yea? Recruiter: Well i am soandso from the Air Force I heard you were interested... Now I didnt want to get my cousin introuble so I kinda played along Recruiter: When can I set up an appointment to meet? ME:I am booked for the next 4 weeks straight Recruiter:Well I have openings right around that time. Recruiter: How tall are you? ME: 6'1 why? Recruiter:How much do you weigh? ME: 185lbs why?! (of pure sexy ladies...) Recruiter: Thats great! ME: Why?! Recruiter: Any prior drug use? I see my way out! ME: Oh hell yea! Recruiter: Like what? ME: Marijuana? Recruiter: Oh thats no big deal anything else? ME: No big deal? uhhh Ecstasy, LSD, ACID, MESCALIN, Hero... Recruiter: Oh those automatically disqualify you from the Air Force >:click:< lsd is acid...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 yea I thought about that after I said it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 no drug talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 looks like im disqualified Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 why couldn't you just say no prior drug use. that is if you were really trying to help your cousin cuz when cousin goes awal someinnocentjuan gets shit on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 hah. NIGGA I SMOKE CRACK. LET ME FLY DAT PLANE. daaaaaaaaaaaaamn this made me laugh :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 I hate being solicited on the phone, I should just hang up but I'm too nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 no acid, EXtcy, PCP...but they can brainwash the shit out of you.. awesome!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go-Ball-Deep Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 MOST FOOLS COMING OUT THE ARMY, AIR FORCE, ARE SPRUNG ON DRUGS ANYWAY....HOW MANY HOMELESS FOOLS ARE VETERANS? THIS COUNTRY IS BETTER THAT MOST BUT DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT US. SO WHEN WAR BREAKS OUT IN THE STREETS, THAT'S WHEN YOU HAVE TO BE READY TO LOCK AND LOAD. GRENADES ANYONE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 What are you talking about? Dude, you got post traumatic stress or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 Just to add, there is a C in smacking so you may want to spellcheck your sig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 There is also a "C" in Crackhead, coincidence??? I think not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 there;s also a "C" in Candace. Coincidence? Definately not, I better call that bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 There is also a C in Corey who is this hot chick I met at the bar and I found out last night that she is a huge C C C COKEHEAD... Coincidence no I aint boutta call her... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 There is also a C in cookie....I am going to eat one right now....Mmmmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 There is also a C in cunt...but girls think thats a dirty word so guys shouldnt use it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 I hate being solicited on the phone, I should just hang up but I'm too nice see. people like you are the reason for excessive phone soliciting.fucker. me, im all...DONT YOU EVER, EVER PHONE BACK AGAIN. or i straight up fuck with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 you have fucking 9 posts your not allowed in channel zero yet... god damn n00bZ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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