SpyD Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 FROM: http://funreports.com/fun/30-10-2006/1423-condom-0 Some of you may have heard of the practice of “double bagging” – wearing two condoms during sex for extra protection. Taking this idea to its ultimate extreme, researchers from myscienceproject.org set out to answer the question “How many condoms can you put on your dick?” However, since they were unable to find anyone with a penis willing to undertake this assignment, they had to settle for answering the question “How many condoms can you put on a dildo?” The answer: a lot. Hundreds. Tons. Or at least a couple of pounds worth. The experiment began with a bare dildo and a box of bulk regular size and thickness condoms. The first 100 or so condoms went on quite easily, and added about two inches of length to the dildo. However, after 200 condoms had been applied, it became obvious that the condoms’ reservoir tips were stacking up, giving the dildo a distinctive, missile-like shape. By the time of 300 condom mark, the dildo had become so top heavy it could not stand upright unsupported. As researchers kept adding condoms, the length of the dildo continued to extend, while its girth at the widest point began to approach the diameter of a soda can. Unfortunately, researchers finally exhausted their supply of condoms and had to stop their experiment However, they became one step closer to answering the question “How many condoms can you put on a dildo?” At least 625. The condoms also added an impressive amount of weight to the dildo. Pre-condoms, the bare dildo weighed in at just over 1 pound -- about 1 lb. In contrast, the condom-covered dildo weighed in at a hefty 3 lbs. The condoms added a full 2.25 lbs. The results of our experiment indicate that putting a large number of condoms on an actual male sex organ would most likely result in severe penile injury. First, the pressure exerted by the condoms would result in constriction of circulation in the penis and probable tissue damage. Second, if left unsupported, the weight of the condoms would pull the penis and scrotum downward and could possibly result in injury to the penile shaft or base of the organ and groin. Do not attempt this experiment with an actual penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Some people really need to find better things to do with their spare time and research money..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 okay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r o n d a Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 hahaha, one does the trick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 that bitch has gotta be nasty if you gotta 625 bag it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tops_One Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 haha yea really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Its all about saran wrap and a rubber band... Get on MY hype! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Oh yeah, I raw dogged this bitch last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 BayArea's Finest indeed.... do the guys at the station know about this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 that bitch has gotta be nasty if you gotta 625 bag it See hood rat thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 BayArea's Finest indeed.... do the guys at the station know about this? That put me in the running for officer of the month Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 And you deserve it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Bay Area?.. San Jose.. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Some people really need to find better things to do with their spare time and research money..... what's the matter? getting a little titilated catface? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 When are you moving up to CiHP??? I heard they need a new Ponch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Jesus, two alone would completely cut the circulation off to my wee wee, 625 would make it fall off.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 You dont need it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Jump Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 "The development of the space industry returned new complaints from cosmonauts: Vitaly Sevastianov and Andrian Nikolayev confessed after spending 17 days in space that their sexual abilities suffered most, whereas other bodily functions were retrieving rather quickly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krONIKONE Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Its all about saran wrap and a rubber band... Now dats whussup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 you sure your name shouldnt be "He Got Clap" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Yo momma said she liked seafood... SO I GAVE HER CRABS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 nuthin new ive addin inches for years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 re your name shouldnt be "He G[/color]ot Clap"[/b] :lol: :lol: HAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 I take it to the extreme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 SPREADAIDS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Some people really need to find better things to do with their spare time and research money..... co-signed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 thats on some hoebag type shit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 I like busting up from raw sex. fuck a condom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 if you need to put even ONE rubber on your dildo then it's time for a new dildo... or you're using it wrong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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