Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 They are really taking advantage of the "Dont Ask, Dont Tell" policy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 My boss is pretty laid back but is always lacking workers which sucks because it basically puts the pressure on to me to turn up every day. I've never got drunk with him. He works extremely hard he is a nice guy but a tightass at times. He's OK I guess but I want a boss who is chill as fuck and shouts everyone alcohol and there are hot chicks working at where I work. There are currently 0 hot chicks where I am which hinders liking my job quite a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 There is a girl with a fat arse that i am worried might try and bang me at teh christmas party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 is she a big ass woman or a woman with a big ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 There is a girl with a fat arse that i am worried might try and bang me at teh christmas party. Do it right and maybe you get a raise.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 My VP is cool as hell. He rewards me with money when I do something good. Constantly buying the company lunch without having a reason to. Any meetings we have with distributors or reps he makes sure they are lunch meetings and that the higher a caterer. I talk about motorcycles with him everyday. He says I have a girls bike and doesnt care when I say the porsche that he races looks like a clown car because of the checker yellow porche stickers. We talk about politics and pull pranks on other employees. Has great taste in music and gives me cd's to add to my collection. I havent been turned down for a day off. Sends me to training in other states and pays for everything... My job is great! p.s. there are no young people that work here thjough I am gonna talk to him about hiring some hot bitches for me to look at. I wonder if I suggest it if he will do it. I need some eye candy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 is she a big ass woman or a woman with a big ass? Girl with big arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 My boss always complains about how he died for everyone and it gets old real fast.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 i like thee women wiith the big arses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 completely utterly driven plus super smart ok guy i guess gives credit where it's due but shitty at managing conflict he dresses like eurotrash sometimes, which he kinda is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 My boss always complains about how he died for everyone and it gets old real fast.. is your boss a ghost haunting your office? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 my boss is some dude I used to paint with way back in the day....thats all I got to say about that. I can get away with murder there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 amen to that^ is your boss a ghost haunting your office? his boss is a jewish carpenter AKA son of man AKA 1/3 of holy trinity AKA Jesus H Christ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 amen to that^ his boss is a jewish carpenter AKA son of man AKA 1/3 of holy trinity AKA Jesus H Christ Yup that's the dude... Still waiting on that blood to wine trick.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 I think its water to wine.....you vampire freak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 HAHAHAHAHA BLOOD TO WINE Why do vampire hunters use fucking karate...so gay... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Jesus is the Fist of the Bethlehem Star Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 lots of china man bosses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 the yellow man will inherit the earth...jesus taught me that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayersz Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 cornflower blue... wildflower comes out so much smoother and thicker. cornflower is like it's smaller, less attractive brother. that "boss nigger" poster is probably the best thing i've ever seen. and who doesn't love yellowman? seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 i have several bosses. one is in Kanasas City and pretty much leaves me alone - I see her maybe once every 3 months. The other I've known for years - and shes cool. They give me a day a week to work from home, never turn down vacation time, and gave me a laptop. it is corporate as hell so i gotta wear the monket suit and shave everyday - but it pays the bills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allnitediner Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 now that im back in restraunts my general manger is a pretty cool guy. always buying me and the girlfriend drinks whenever we're in. never gives me shit about anything. cracks on new employees with me constantly. always takes my side when customers are having their periods. i dont know why hes taken a liking to me. but it makes life easier. he's also an awful achoholic who just got his third dui. so now he spends weekends in jail mopping floors. he takes the jokes very well. i miss selling commodities though, my boss was everything i wanted to be. 26. multi-fucking-millionaire mercedes cl63 driving, you're only as good as your last sale super broker. im going back to the real world after this season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadWithNames Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 my boss is the angriest person alive ,but not towards me she lets me do whatever i want as long as the work eventually gets done lets me work whenever i want. shes pretty cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the man the myth the GOON Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 http://www.frascafoodandwine.com/people_lachlan.html recently featured in esquire, gourmet, repeated appearances in food and wine, wine spectator.... thats my boss and this how the police will find me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 http://www.frascafoodandwine.com/people_lachlan.html recently featured in esquire, gourmet, repeated appearances in food and wine, wine spectator.... thats my boss and this how the police will find me... thats awesome. i just got out of the industry. now i don't really have a boss. i've met him once and spoke on the phone once, although he seemed like a grizzly old bastard both times. i show up, sit on my ass, read magazines for a while, take a nap, then go home all while earning more money than when i was cooking so i'm not going to complain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 my boss is a short black bitch with a huge ass, she's trying to move on up i guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeizm Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Good bosses are good.... Bad bosses are f*cking terrible.... The ones you got to look out for is some of the 'middle managers' - these ones are the most hungry for promotions, wont hesitate to screw you over to get it.... Plus they are always getting grief from their superiors and are likely to take it out on you...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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